I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard that one

How many times have I heard that one?

Image via Rick. In case you’re wondering, this is actually an old Lysol ad. Just think. Women used to douche with Lysol. No wonder our grandparents hated sex.


  1. But maybe it’s the other way around. Maybe the woman in the picture did douche with Lysol, and hubs got so used to it he began to associate the two, and now he’s in the bathroom with the Sears-Roebuck underwear section, huffing straight from the can.

  2. Spud

    Three words that shouldn’t mix…



  3. chzplz

    Wow – that would be cunnilingawful.

  4. Bigwavdave

    And I thought there was nothing worse than a really bad yeast infection… :wtf:

  5. bluebonneville

    Probably the guy just wants some “alone time” with his “magazines”. Or perhaps some plain old alone time in the only place he can be alone. 😛

  6. Now that Madge’s vag no longer smelled just like a badger,

    Dave gave in to the crave and stedged her like he otter.

  7. Forget Lysol. You gotta Febreeze it! :undies: :wtf:

  8. And no one thought to suggest the boys wash their balls with Lysol?

    Go figure.

  9. patrick

    Lysol?! I’ll bet that tasted awful! Jeez, at least Listerine would have given her that minty fresh taste. 😈

  10. junkman

    eradicating doubts due to one intimate neglect? what? men were so stupid in the fifties they had standards around how they got their beaver served up and abstained in protest? next thing he’ll be picketing for a pinesolled puss or clamoring for a mr.clean clitty. if he truly wants “happy married love” why can’t he whack off with palmolive and keep his mouth shut? where the hell is Vadge, i mean Madge, when you need her? :mrgreen:

  11. Lets see.
    Doubt, inhibitions, ignorance, a padlocked door and a desperately anxious looking woman.

    Five kinds of Vatican-approved contraception in one photo.
    Not bad.

  12. Drusky

    It may have stung, but you gotta love that streak free shine! 😈

  13. junkman

    i just read the whole vadge thread. it’s so hilarious. i just had to do one.

    -3 square meals is all he eats?
    -time to treat those clotted pleats!
    -wean him off the meat ‘two vedge’
    -with lysol douche or maybe pledge.

    -no locked doors or anguished tugging
    -get that wazoo sani-sugging!
    -his appetite for pie will rocket
    -when he sniffs your stedging socket

    -bettie crocker’s cakes were rising
    -while her cooch was sanitizing
    -take a lesson from this sister
    -lysol douche and please your mister!

  14. Flash Gordon

    Junkman: LOL.! You should be doing jingles for TV. 🙄 😆 :mrgreen:

  15. Flash Gordon

    Sani-Flush is much more effective, and lasts longer. Most connie lingerers approve
    of it. :wang: :thong: :undies: :wang:

  16. You said two minutes! What the hell are you doing in there? Are you cheating on me? Are you fucking cheating on me? Did you let her in through the tiny bathroom windoow?! Open the Fucking door! I swear I’ll kill her!
    Oh?! Hi honey…did you light a match?

  17. Drusky

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    I get shivers when you say ‘fucking’… 😛 :wang:

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    Funny, she says fucking and my pants are around my ankles and I’m standing at attention! :wang:

  19. Lake Effect

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    Two words:

    Astryd’s. Back.


  20. Infernos

    Well that finally explains why my grandmother is such a CUNT

  21. junkman

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    -sure grammas cunt was fresh and happy
    -grandad never nixed her lappy
    -these days couples aren’t as lucky
    – so lysol douche for fucky sucky!

  22. Rufnkdnme

    What did they use on their periods? Brillo Pads?

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    I love that about you! Now get on your knees and start lapping!! 😛

  24. Timm

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    “Janitor In A Drum”

    or maybe “Comet”

  25. Lamb

    If she’s so concerned about being locked out, why doesn’t she just give him a blow job?

    Oh and good suggestion on the listerine.. I like my cooze minty fresh

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