Caption Time #175

1. Big T

   01 May, 2007, 1:24 am

   OHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
   The rabbit died

2. rosebuddls

   01 May, 2007, 1:48 am

   Are you in collusion w/ cuteoverload.com? you both posted bunny pics at the same time :kiss:

   Caption: Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to provide a show then dinner for the watchers.

3. Brad K.

   01 May, 2007, 2:35 am

   Wait! Is that a Bun in the oven?

   Gerrold was a strange lad. He dressed his father’s rabbits — growing into next week’s supper — in doll clothes so often they got to tolerate the shenanigans. But the lad was still despondent, years later, about how the Ellen DeGeneres comedy show was shamefully struck from the evening air waves. So he re-enacts his very favorite scene every Thursday evening (when his Father is out bowling). Every week, since the last Ellen episode aired. Because the number of rabbits being fattened varied as they bred and .. um .. grace bread, the roles tended to switch around. Sometimes Ann and Ellen are both male, sometimes both female. But K.D. Lang always goes to a female bunny, one with authority and a bit of torch and twang.

   This picture of the 33rd re-enactment of the lesbian marriage was particularly touching, as the blessed couple actually seemed to like each other. And he could hardly tell where his sister Gina’s hands were holding them vertical.

4. cbatdux

   01 May, 2007, 3:53 am

   We have gathered hare today….

5. Lung the Younger

   01 May, 2007, 5:51 am

   Hey an Ingmar Bergman – Beatrix Potter mash-up. The internet rocks, Dude!

6. sledge

   01 May, 2007, 7:13 am

   there’s rabbit stew, rabbit frickasee and rabbit barbque

7. Cindy

   01 May, 2007, 7:36 am

   Be vewy, vewy qwiet….we’re wedding wabbits!

8. Cindy

   01 May, 2007, 7:37 am

   And I don’t even want to know what a “tampon taser gun” is…can’t get that imagined image out of my head…make it stop!…aaarrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!

9. beyonduplcation

   01 May, 2007, 7:48 am

   bunnicula?

10. StevieC

    01 May, 2007, 7:49 am

    Every bunny loves some bunny sometime …

11. Spud

    01 May, 2007, 8:26 am

    It’s a nice day for a white wedding…

12. Picklemon

    01 May, 2007, 9:28 am

    Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to play with your food?

    That video is going to give me nightmares for the rest of the week… :wtf: :wtf:

13. sledge

    01 May, 2007, 9:42 am

    we are gathered here before the big Bugs in the sky

14. junkman

    01 May, 2007, 10:10 am

    that tampon taser gun gives a new perspective to toxic shock syndrome. :undies: :dead: :undies: :dead:

15. Nikki

    01 May, 2007, 10:14 am

    Taxidermy Gone Wild

16. pablo

    01 May, 2007, 10:20 am

    Eddie & Gwen had chosen to stay pure until they were married. Of course right after the cerimony they were doing it like rabbits.

17. pablo

    01 May, 2007, 10:44 am

    Am I getting the wrong message here or are you subliminally having sex on the mind.

    Picture – Getting some fluffy bunny, going at it like rabbits
    Link – Tampon Taser, Vaginal weaponry
    Video – The little man from the boat laughing about camel toes

    I could be wrong and I hope tomorrow isn’t dick day.

18. Bjorn Freeh

    01 May, 2007, 10:57 am

    I couldn’t help noticing that the bride isn’t wearing white. Tsk-tsk.

19. beyonduplication

    01 May, 2007, 11:30 am

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    America’s sweethearts?

20. Astryd

    01 May, 2007, 12:00 pm

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    Oddly the first thing I noticed as well.

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    It’s just that the ‘Zilla travelers Always have sex on the mind.
    This is your brain…
    This is your brain on Sex…
    Any questions?

21. shelley

    01 May, 2007, 12:52 pm

    Anya’s wedding nightmare.

22. SAM

    01 May, 2007, 12:55 pm

    LOOKS LIKE A HARE RAISING EVENT

23. StevieC

    01 May, 2007, 2:42 pm

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    And no one’s holding a shotgun to the groom. :wtf:
    What kind of phony wedding is this?!?!

24. ploop

    01 May, 2007, 2:59 pm

    so let me get this clear … you are saying her right ear just fell off?

25. junkman

    01 May, 2007, 3:14 pm

    i think we should send in general woundwort to fuck up their happy day. 👿

26. Flash Gordon

    01 May, 2007, 6:15 pm

    Jimmy Carter’s killer rabbits plot the overthrow
    of something. That little dude reminds me of the
    alien in the autopsy film. 🙄 😕 :wtf: :wtf:

27. Cara

    01 May, 2007, 6:35 pm

    The 21st century cult

28. Keith Burgin

    01 May, 2007, 7:39 pm

    Priest: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to join these two in… oh, hell. You fuck ‘er, I’ll fuck ‘er, then we’ll both fuck ‘er, then I’ll fuck you. Okay?

29. Driver

    01 May, 2007, 10:26 pm

    MMMMMMMMMMMMMM Rabbit slobber slobber aaaaaggghh

    OK is the camel kneeling and stammering around because the little guy is laughing or is the little guy laughing because the camel is kneeling and stammering around :D?

30. Lung the Younger

    02 May, 2007, 6:25 am

    Personally, I don’t approve of mixedomatosis marriages.

31. Drusky

    02 May, 2007, 9:02 pm

    Time to take the varmint vows…

    Now I understand you ladies just a little better. I’d be a raving crabby bitch if I had accidentally used the ‘Tampon Taser’ too… 😈

32. Meagan

    03 May, 2007, 11:48 am

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    What do you know about my rabbit cult? Nothing, eh? Well, that’s what you’ll think once we get done brainwashing you. Thumper, get out “The Carrot!”

33. beyonduplication

    03 May, 2007, 2:55 pm

    it’s the hare club for men

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