Bumper stickers I’d like to see

1. rust

   15 July, 2005, 12:36 am

   SAVE GAS:
   fart in a jar

2. JFLY

   15 July, 2005, 12:49 am

   rust……lmao 😀

3. Dante

   15 July, 2005, 1:11 am

   My other car is a steinway.

   Support the Troops — Vote Democrat

   Bush/Gonzales 2012
   “There’s no stopping us now”

   Stop reading this sticker and watch the fucking road dipshit!

   No one is stopping you from displaying the 10 Commandments in your own yard.

   PROUD MEMBER OF:
   Conservative Gay Atheists for Bush

   This is the best car I can afford; please don’t laugh at me

   PROUD TO OWN A CHEVY GEO

   My child is an honor imnate at San Quentin Prison.

4. Esther

   15 July, 2005, 2:13 am

   “I brake for Davezilla”

5. Spud

   15 July, 2005, 2:30 am

   Very funny Kahn, now beam down my clothes…
   Kaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnn! 👿

6. Dante

   15 July, 2005, 2:50 am

   Honk if you love Nikki or Natalie!

   (honk)

7. Lung the Younger

   15 July, 2005, 3:46 am

   A few more suggestions:

   ROAD RAGE – BETTER THAN BOTTLING IT UP.

   WHAT WOULD MOHAMMED DO?
   (only for red states)

   And a few topical bumper stickers:

   OK, MY WIFE’S A GODDAMN SPY TOO!
   I’D RATHER YOU HEARD IT FROM ME THAN FROM KARL.

   THE LEWINSKY-ROVE DEBATE:
   WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE YOUR PRESIDENT OR YOUR COVER BLOWN IN THE OVAL OFFICE?

   THE ROVE-PLAINE SCANDAL:
   KENNETH STARR, WHERE ARE YOU NOW THAT YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU?

8. Esther

   15 July, 2005, 3:56 am

   *honk!* :kiss:

9. Steve

   15 July, 2005, 6:07 am

   When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

10. Mandy

    15 July, 2005, 8:03 am

    I break for honor students
    Then sleep with them

11. Nikki

    15 July, 2005, 8:59 am

    I may have to make that my license plate frame, Steve.

12. Merth

    15 July, 2005, 9:18 am

    That doberman is wearing the worlds worst dog tupee(?) ever. :wtf:

    Favorite bumper sticker:
    Q: What happens if you punch a liberal in the face?
    A: Liberal apoligizes for his past trangressions

13. CJ

    15 July, 2005, 10:20 am

    MIne would be “Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my gun”

14. dagny

    15 July, 2005, 10:40 am

    I’ve seen churches use the “Jesus was into body piercing line” in television commercials. Sorry, you can’t parody fundies — they do it themselves.

15. rust

    15 July, 2005, 10:56 am

    Holy Rasberries, Batman!
    Are we in a traffic JAM!

16. wookiee

    15 July, 2005, 11:02 am

    I’ve seen the bumpersticker with similar “Body Piercing Saved My Life” with a Cross or crown of thorns or something at the end.

17. Kenn

    15 July, 2005, 1:19 pm

    Bumper stickers currently on my car:

    Dyslexic Atheist
    Don’t Believe in Dog
    Sold My Soul to Santa

    Support Our Troops
    in Middle Earth

    Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide

    I’d Rather Be Blogging

    Bumper sticker I had to remove because my wife was getting too many evil stares:

    My Other Car
    is a Meth Lab

    Bumper sticker I’m too chicken to put on my car:

    Who Would Jesus Do?

18. Patrick

    15 July, 2005, 2:24 pm

    1. Stewart / Black ’08
    “Common Sense for America”
    💡
    2. Ha – Ha made you look!
    😀
    3. Welcome to Detroit:
    Where Speed Limits are mere suggestions
    😮

19. harry

    15 July, 2005, 3:23 pm

    Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

20. Dante

    15 July, 2005, 3:27 pm

    PROUD MEMBER OF:
    Nihilists for Bush/Cheney

    I brake for Moosepants

    Even a broken clock is right twice a day:
    VOTE KERRY

    Would you really want to live in a world where Sir Elton John couldn’t marry?
    LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE

    HOW MANY RACOONS/KIDS HAVE YOU RUN OVER BY NOT PAYING ATTENTION WHILST DRIVING?

21. Blogeois

    15 July, 2005, 3:49 pm

    ROAD RAGE – How could you NOT be enraged??

22. Merth

    15 July, 2005, 4:59 pm

    I would like a bumper sticker of the Tim Horton’s logo pee’ing on the Starbucks logo to put on the back of my truck… if I had one…

23. DK

    15 July, 2005, 6:39 pm

    This is not an abandoned car 🙄

24. rust

    15 July, 2005, 7:09 pm

    THEY FOUND LSD* IN TIM HORTON’S CAR

    Last Saturday’s Donuts

25. TinaMarie

    16 July, 2005, 3:57 am

    Favorite bumper sticker that actually exists:
    Be fruit-fly and multiple.

    Favorite bumper sticker that doesn’t exist:
    When I said that Bush should be the
    president, I meant that we should elect
    a woman! :undies:

26. rust

    16 July, 2005, 1:44 pm

    My OTHER StarShip is the USS ENTERPRISE

    :geek:

27. CroneWynd

    16 July, 2005, 3:57 pm

    Favorite one I’ve actually seen:

    Republicans for Voldemort

28. JFLY

    16 July, 2005, 10:54 pm

    “got wood?”

29. Karla

    19 July, 2005, 1:15 am

    Those are some funny would-be stickers!

30. eugene

    19 July, 2005, 4:25 pm

    :razz:kids on board. look for fathers(9)

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