Bumper stickers I’d like to see

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30 responses to “Bumper stickers I’d like to see”

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   15 July, 2005

   rust

   SAVE GAS:
   fart in a jar

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   15 July, 2005

   JFLY

   rust……lmao 😀

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   15 July, 2005

   Dante

   My other car is a steinway.

   Support the Troops — Vote Democrat

   Bush/Gonzales 2012
   “There’s no stopping us now”

   Stop reading this sticker and watch the fucking road dipshit!

   No one is stopping you from displaying the 10 Commandments in your own yard.

   PROUD MEMBER OF:
   Conservative Gay Atheists for Bush

   This is the best car I can afford; please don’t laugh at me

   PROUD TO OWN A CHEVY GEO

   My child is an honor imnate at San Quentin Prison.

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   15 July, 2005

   Esther

   “I brake for Davezilla”

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5. 

   15 July, 2005

   Spud

   Very funny Kahn, now beam down my clothes…
   Kaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnn! 👿

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   15 July, 2005

   Dante

   Honk if you love Nikki or Natalie!

   (honk)

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   15 July, 2005

   Lung the Younger

   A few more suggestions:

   ROAD RAGE – BETTER THAN BOTTLING IT UP.

   WHAT WOULD MOHAMMED DO?
   (only for red states)

   And a few topical bumper stickers:

   OK, MY WIFE’S A GODDAMN SPY TOO!
   I’D RATHER YOU HEARD IT FROM ME THAN FROM KARL.

   THE LEWINSKY-ROVE DEBATE:
   WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE YOUR PRESIDENT OR YOUR COVER BLOWN IN THE OVAL OFFICE?

   THE ROVE-PLAINE SCANDAL:
   KENNETH STARR, WHERE ARE YOU NOW THAT YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU?

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   15 July, 2005

   Esther

   *honk!* :kiss:

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   15 July, 2005

   Steve

   When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

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10. 

    15 July, 2005

    Mandy

    I break for honor students
    Then sleep with them

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11. 

    15 July, 2005

    Nikki

    I may have to make that my license plate frame, Steve.

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12. 

    15 July, 2005

    Merth

    That doberman is wearing the worlds worst dog tupee(?) ever. :wtf:

    Favorite bumper sticker:
    Q: What happens if you punch a liberal in the face?
    A: Liberal apoligizes for his past trangressions

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13. 

    15 July, 2005

    CJ

    MIne would be “Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my gun”

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14. 

    15 July, 2005

    dagny

    I’ve seen churches use the “Jesus was into body piercing line” in television commercials. Sorry, you can’t parody fundies — they do it themselves.

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15. 

    15 July, 2005

    rust

    Holy Rasberries, Batman!
    Are we in a traffic JAM!

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16. 

    15 July, 2005

    wookiee

    I’ve seen the bumpersticker with similar “Body Piercing Saved My Life” with a Cross or crown of thorns or something at the end.

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17. 

    15 July, 2005

    Kenn

    Bumper stickers currently on my car:

    Dyslexic Atheist
    Don’t Believe in Dog
    Sold My Soul to Santa

    Support Our Troops
    in Middle Earth

    Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide

    I’d Rather Be Blogging

    Bumper sticker I had to remove because my wife was getting too many evil stares:

    My Other Car
    is a Meth Lab

    Bumper sticker I’m too chicken to put on my car:

    Who Would Jesus Do?

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18. 

    15 July, 2005

    Patrick

    1. Stewart / Black ’08
    “Common Sense for America”
    💡
    2. Ha – Ha made you look!
    😀
    3. Welcome to Detroit:
    Where Speed Limits are mere suggestions
    😮

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    15 July, 2005

    harry

    Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!

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20. 

    15 July, 2005

    Dante

    PROUD MEMBER OF:
    Nihilists for Bush/Cheney

    I brake for Moosepants

    Even a broken clock is right twice a day:
    VOTE KERRY

    Would you really want to live in a world where Sir Elton John couldn’t marry?
    LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE

    HOW MANY RACOONS/KIDS HAVE YOU RUN OVER BY NOT PAYING ATTENTION WHILST DRIVING?

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21. 

    15 July, 2005

    Blogeois

    ROAD RAGE – How could you NOT be enraged??

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22. 

    15 July, 2005

    Merth

    I would like a bumper sticker of the Tim Horton’s logo pee’ing on the Starbucks logo to put on the back of my truck… if I had one…

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23. 

    15 July, 2005

    DK

    This is not an abandoned car 🙄

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24. 

    15 July, 2005

    rust

    THEY FOUND LSD* IN TIM HORTON’S CAR

    Last Saturday’s Donuts

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25. 

    16 July, 2005

    TinaMarie

    Favorite bumper sticker that actually exists:
    Be fruit-fly and multiple.

    Favorite bumper sticker that doesn’t exist:
    When I said that Bush should be the
    president, I meant that we should elect
    a woman! :undies:

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26. 

    16 July, 2005

    rust

    My OTHER StarShip is the USS ENTERPRISE

    :geek:

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27. 

    16 July, 2005

    CroneWynd

    Favorite one I’ve actually seen:

    Republicans for Voldemort

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28. 

    16 July, 2005

    JFLY

    “got wood?”

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29. 

    19 July, 2005

    Karla

    Those are some funny would-be stickers!

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30. 

    19 July, 2005

    eugene

    :razz:kids on board. look for fathers(9)

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