Away in oscar mayer no crib for his bed,
The little lard Jesus lay down his sweet head.
Hey, is that Round John Virgin over in the corner there?
And what jewish family wouldn’t like to be portrayed in this way?
Why vegetarians and atheists exist…
As a jew who does not keep kosher, and in fact loves all things pork, I have to say that this is the longest I’ve ever gazed at a nativity scene. Too bad it couldn’t have been on a bed of carnitas instead of sauerkraut.
Mmmmm – bacon-wrapped Jesus!
Away in oscar mayer no crib for his bed,
The little lard Jesus lay down his sweet head.
Hey, is that Round John Virgin over in the corner there?
And what jewish family wouldn’t like to be portrayed in this way?
Why vegetarians and atheists exist…
As a jew who does not keep kosher, and in fact loves all things pork, I have to say that this is the longest I’ve ever gazed at a nativity scene. Too bad it couldn’t have been on a bed of carnitas instead of sauerkraut.