55 Replies to “Must be a Zilla Girl wedding…”

  1. [quote comment=”438430″]Why even bother covering nipples here?[/quote]
    they are the Apex (just sounded like the word to use :roll:) of morality and decency. the rest is just negligible flesh, man ๐Ÿ™‚

  2. Wow! with a rack like that, what’s the first thing to come to mind you’d like to do?

    The family will be talking about the decorations for years to come.

    Wow! just plain wow!

  3. [quote comment=”438564″]nice limos…. :roll:[/quote]

    wtf? There were vehicles in that picture? I never saw them and trust me, I stared at that pic long and hard.

  4. [quote comment=”438714″][quote comment=”438564″]nice limos…. :roll:[/quote]

    wtf? There were vehicles in that picture? I never saw them and trust me, I stared at that pic long and hard.[/quote]
    er, didn’t want to seem like I’d seen “the personality” on her just in case my girlfriend was watching me…. ๐Ÿ˜†

  5. [quote comment=”438727″]White dress? Who is she trying to fool?[/quote]
    o, ye of little faith. soon you’ll try convince us that Santa, elves, flying reindeer, and the pot at the end of a rain bow aren’t real too ๐Ÿ‘ฟ

  6. Several things occur when looking at this picture.

    1. Iโ€™d bet eggs to diamonds that the woman in the foreground is the mother of the groom. Coz she looks about as happy as a bulldog sucking on a lemon.

    2. The chances of the priest hitting a few Freudian slips must be fairly high.. โ€™If any person can show just and sufficient reason why these two pendulums may not be joined together in holy matrimammary.โ€™ โ€˜What God has squeezed together, let no man cleave apartโ€™. โ€˜I now propounce you man and wife. You may cup the brideโ€™.

    3. The bride seems to want a pearl necklace more then she wants a diamond ring.

  7. [quote comment=”438582″]Wow! with a rack like that, what’s the first thing to come to mind you’d like to do?

    [/quote]

    Have her put on the lion mask?

  8. Dad’s not giving her away, he’s charging for her. ( Accepts Visa / Mastercard, Cash ) ๐Ÿ˜ฏ :puke:

  9. So round, so firm, so fully packed! Yup, that’s probably Mom in the foreground and that’s how the ‘blushing’ bride is gonna look in ten years after she pops two or three chilluns- 245 lbs and ANGRY! I agree with Buck, white was definitely a gamble for her.

  10. [quote comment=”438582″]Wow! with a rack like that, what’s the first thing to come to mind you’d like to do?[/quote]

    Have a glass of milk? ๐Ÿ˜›

  11. :boob: :wang: :boob: :wang: :boob: :wang: :boob:[quote comment=”438910″][quote comment=”438582″]Wow! with a rack like that, what’s the first thing to come to mind you’d like to do?[/quote]

    Have a glass of milk? :P[/quote]
    or two.

  12. [quote comment=”439131″]How nice, a white wedding for a pornstar. Was it at starbucks.[/quote]
    I am guessing Chic-fil-a! ๐Ÿ˜€

  13. [quote comment=”438917″]:boob: :wang: :boob: :wang: :boob: :wang: :boob:[quote comment=”438910″][quote comment=”438582″]Wow! with a rack like that, what’s the first thing to come to mind you’d like to do?[/quote]

    Have a glass of milk? :P[/quote]
    or two.[/quote]

    Don’t forget the Oreos! ๐Ÿ˜€
    They’re fun to lick! ๐Ÿ˜›

    What? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    I meant the cookies… what did you think I meant? ๐Ÿ˜ณ

  14. If ever there were a Patron Saint of Large Sneezes, pray for the mother lode…

    This picture was taken right after the Best Man dropped a ice cube down her back hoping she’d rip the kevlar lined bust apart… ๐Ÿ˜‰

  15. [quote comment=”438582″]Wow! with a rack like that, what’s the first thing to come to mind you’d like to do?[/quote]

    The Bird Dance?
    The Hokey-Pokey?

  16. No, no, a zillagirl would be wearing a shorter dress, no thong and a leather bustier. At least that’s what I’d be wearing when I eventually get married. :kiss:

  17. [quote comment=”438714″][quote comment=”438564″]nice limos…. :roll:[/quote]

    wtf? There were vehicles in that picture? I never saw them and trust me, I stared at that pic long and hard.[/quote]

    How long and how hard? I need to [email protected] :wang: :wang: :wang:

  18. [quote comment=”439163″][quote comment=”439131″]How nice, a white wedding for a pornstar. Was it at starbucks.[/quote]
    I am guessing Chic-fil-a! :D[/quote]
    Reception at Hooters?

  19. “Do you take this woman to be your…” YES, YES I do! Oh boy do I! C’mon gimme the ring! Gimme the damned ring!!! With this ring blah, blah, blah. Fuck the cake I got honey-moons to do!!

  20. [quote comment=”439356″][quote comment=”438917″]:boob: :wang: :boob: :wang: :boob: :wang: :boob:[quote comment=”438910″][quote comment=”438582″]Wow! with a rack like that, what’s the first thing to come to mind you’d like to do?[/quote]

    Have a glass of milk? :P[/quote]
    or two.[/quote]

    Don’t forget the Oreos! ๐Ÿ˜€
    They’re fun to lick! ๐Ÿ˜›

    What? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    I meant the cookies… what did you think I meant? :oops:[/quote]
    I’ll have two large coffees to go, one regular and one with extra cream, D-cup, i mean decaf, please! :wang: ๐Ÿ˜‰

  21. [quote comment=”439722″][quote comment=”438714″][quote comment=”438564″]nice limos…. :roll:[/quote]

    wtf? There were vehicles in that picture? I never saw them and trust me, I stared at that pic long and hard.[/quote]

    How long and how hard? I need to [email protected] :wang: :wang: :wang:[/quote]

    Let’s just say that I’m still staring ….. :wang:

  22. [quote comment=”440213″]Dave – Time to jump in – – I think we’ve milked this one as much as we can…[/quote]
    yes. please “can” this one.

  23. [quote comment=”440213″]Dave – Time to jump in – – I think we’ve milked this one as much as we can…[/quote]

    Yes, definitely time to put it out to pasteur! ๐Ÿ˜›

  24. [quote comment=”440213″]Dave – Time to jump in – – I think we’ve milked this one as much as we can…[/quote]
    make a drastic move on it and just D-cup-itate it ๐Ÿ˜ณ

  25. [quote comment=”440287″][quote comment=”440213″]Dave – Time to jump in – – I think we’ve milked this one as much as we can…[/quote]

    Yes, definitely time to put it out to pasteur!

    :P[/quote]

    Can I have an udder pun, please?

  26. [quote comment=”440213″]Dave – Time to jump in – – I think we’ve milked this one as much as we can…[/quote]
    I don’t know, Dave. I’ve been keeping abreast of the conversation and although I do have a few things to get off my chest, I’d like to say that the conversation is popping! I just don’t want to sound like a boob. :boob:

  27. [quote comment=”440362″][quote comment=”440213″]Dave – Time to jump in – – I think we’ve milked this one as much as we can…[/quote]
    I don’t know, Dave. I’ve been keeping abreast of the conversation and although I do have a few things to get off my chest, I’d like to say that the conversation is popping! I just don’t want to sound like a boob. :boob:[/quote]

    ๐Ÿ˜† …and that comment is why you’re our funny, fearless, freaky leader! :kiss:

  28. [quote comment=”438784″]I wonder what the bishop said during the wedding mass….. 8O[/quote]
    I bet he dropped the communion wafer down the front of her dress “Oh! how clumsy of me! let me get that!” *Digs around for it* “Well where did it go!” *digs more* “Oh well, well just try again” *gets another wafer* “OOPS!” *drops it again* (later, rinse, repeat, etc)

  29. It’s the veil over the face that indicates purity/virginity, so the white dress is good. Anyone else see a distinct Emma Frost resemblance?

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