18 Replies to “First rack”

  1. …but when the anaesthetic wore off, Jill realized that Neville wasn’t actually a qualified surgeon and the breast augmentation she’d ordered wasn’t going to be in 3-D…….

  2. see I told you it doesn’t hurt like a mammogram
    of course this is the newest body scan…now if you will just straddle the machine we’ll cary on
    by the way the duck room is 2 doors down

  3. but when the anaesthetic wore off, Jill realized that Neville wasn’t actually a qualified surgeon and the breast augmentation she’d ordered wasn’t going to be in 3-D…….
    Nope, they weren’t 3D, or even 36D; they were 3M!

  4. “I don’t get it. I don’t see any little fishies? Why did I need to take my top off?”
    “Just press harder and you will see a cool light. Trust me.”

  5. It’s the office christmas party 1996 all over again. 😳
    Tomorrow she won’t recognise me.
    And I’ll fax her tits to head office.

  6. All I see is that they missed an opportunity. They seem to have photo copied an ear and missed the vital organs.

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