Caption Time #260

Apologies for the lack of posts; I have been away on work-related travel with a shaky connection to the Inter Webs.

Caption Time #260
Caption Time #260

41 Replies to “Caption Time #260”

  1. I am at a loss for words, and that is saying something. Brain enema- good idea. Bleaching my eyes- also good idea. Gouging my eyes out with a dull wooden stick-probably not enough to remove that disturbing image from my brain! He looks like some demented action figure.

  2. [quote comment=”539042″]All I can say is WTF?!?!

    8O[/quote]
    Ditto WTF x 2. I have to shut down my computer now. I am sure to have nightmares.
    Very very disturbing…

  3. Ok, everyone, say hello to the World’s Next Superhero! FATMAN!

    Yes, it’s FATMAN, who can incapacitate the evil-doers of Calorie City with his mighty FOLDING FLESH! Watch FATMAN rush ruddy-faced into the fray, foiling the nefarious CELERY STALKER with his pendulous pecs! FATMAN uses his ham-handed sausage fingers to pound the HAMBURGLAR (no connection to Ronald McDonald) into extra-lean tartar. No diet can stop him! No meal plan can satisfy him! Just keep the candy-bars out of reach of …

    FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FA-FAAAAH! FATMAN!

  4. the fat ugly off-spring of Arnold the Govinator and the three breasted chick concieved during filming of Total Recall

  5. Time Machine Man had the unique ability to make different parts of his body move at different speeds. “If only I could get a tighter fitting suit” he thought ….

  6. RE: Hoodie Thong – she’s white and posing with trash. Nuff said.

    RE: Vista – best way to install it is with the word “NOT” in the sentence. I recently upgraded my Vista laptop to XP and couldn’t be happier.

    RE: Dave’s apology – very kind of you sir, but we’ve been left to our own devices in the past and are usually fine … that is, until the batteries run down.

  7. Um………EEEWWW!!!!!!!!

    I bet that guy loses snack cakes, the TV remote, and small pets daily in his fat folds! :puke:

    He looks like he’s about to jump on someone. Glad it’s not me! :dead:

  8. Enraged after being called Whale Fatso, Blubber Boy charges his nefarious heckler with murder in his beady eyes and revenge on his mind.

    Or is he just headed for the buffet?

    You be the judge…

  9. [quote comment=”539036″]also, he has bigger :boob: :boob: than i do. :wtf:[/quote]
    Mandy, that’s just proof positive that bigger doesn’t mean better. And besides, you have a great ass! That ‘whatever it is’ just has a great big ass. Big difference, huge difference, umm how do I get out of this reference? Okay I got it- Mandy you have a LOVELY ASS! Thanks for sharing.

  10. isn’t this the moment where we need indy to pull out his revolver and drop him on the spot?

    p.s. mandy said “i ventured into that hoodie thong”. photos please :boob: :boob: :wang:

  11. Wait – – – can fat have muscles?

    Maybe he’s in a wind tunnel?

    Are we sure that’s not some alien head in his torso with eyes that look like man-tits?

  12. Just give it a slap and enjoy the ride. Would any one venture to lick his nipples? They are the size of dinner plates!

  13. [quote comment=”539036″]also, he has bigger :boob: :boob: than i do. :wtf:[/quote]
    After thinking of Mandy’s tits, the image of that pic magically disappeared. :wang:

  14. [quote comment=”539159″]p.s. mandy said “i ventured into that hoodie thong”. photos please :boob: :boob: :wang:[/quote]
    sure, why don’t i curtsey with no panties on while i’m at it? :mrgreen:
    [quote comment=”539312″]…….his name is robert paulson…….his name is robert paulson…….. :dead:[/quote]
    winner!
    [quote comment=”539351″][quote comment=”539036″]also, he has bigger :boob: :boob: than i do. :wtf:[/quote]
    After thinking of Mandy’s tits, the image of that pic magically disappeared. :wang:[/quote]
    happy to help!!! :kiss: :kiss:

  15. Damn, Dave! I haven’t even had my coffee yet. Talk sbout coyote ugly, I don’t think I could drink enough to end up in bed with that in the first place.

  16. [quote comment=”539312″]…….his name is robert paulson…….his name is robert paulson…….. :dead:[/quote]

    … and he lives on in our hearts! 😛

    100% agree with Mandy, well done junkman!

  17. [quote comment=”539528″][quote comment=”539312″]…….his name is robert paulson…….his name is robert paulson…….. :dead:[/quote]

    … and he lives on in our hearts!

    😛

    100% agree with Mandy, well done junkman![/quote]
    i feel like i’m in the middle of a love sandwich. i guess i’ll have to eat my way out! :wang: :wang:

  18. [quote comment=”539051″]I have a sneaking suspicion that is female, not male…[/quote]
    Now THAT is a truly disturbing thought …………. :puke:

  19. [quote comment=”539393″][quote comment=”539159″]p.s. mandy said “i ventured into that hoodie thong”. photos please :boob: :boob: :wang:[/quote]
    sure, why don’t i curtsey with no panties on while i’m at it?

    :mrgreen:
    [quote comment=”539312″]…….his name is robert paulson…….his name is robert paulson…….. :dead:[/quote]
    winner!
    [quote comment=”539351″][quote comment=”539036″]also, he has bigger :boob: :boob: than i do. :wtf:[/quote]
    After thinking of Mandy’s tits, the image of that pic magically disappeared. :wang:[/quote]
    happy to help!!! :kiss: :kiss:[/quote]
    Do we have stereo Mandys here?? What a thought!! :wang: :wang:

  20. Drusky, I can’t read your avatar. Does it say…

    Don’t make me…

    kick your ass and then stick this bat up it?

    tell you about my days playing for the Yankees?

    Aw jeez, that’s all I can think of. :limp:

    Where’s Astryd when we need her, for Pete’s sake. :wang:

    @ junkman… are you out yet? 😛

  21. Testing out the new comments preview button. :geek:
    Everyone please try it and let me know if you have any problems. Preview appears below the button.

  22. Hmmm …. comments preevu. That meens no more typos or splelling mistakes. We can even check to see that our :wang: is standing at attention before we send it out for the world to see.

    I give this feature two perky nipples (in keeping with the theme of this post) :boob: :boob:

  23. [quote comment=”543935″]Testing out the new comments preview button. :geek:
    Everyone please try it and let me know if you have any problems. Preview appears below the button.[/quote]
    it’s very cool, dave. now we will never make missteaks.

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