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21 Replies to “Caption Time #128”

  1. On the shower breasts, the only thing that could have made it better was to make it a mouthwash dispenser. Perhaps from the nipples instead of underneath?

    I dread seeing what kind of mouthwash dispenser they would make for women, though.

    (Shudder)

  2. – Ernie’s Pubes!

    – Sadly, the Carrot VegeTale was found dead this morning. Apparently, he was trying to shave and didn’t know when to stop. He was survived by the Cucumber.

  3. [Comment ID #72207 will be quoted here]

    Yeah … I hear that’s all the rage at Bugs Bunny’s raves. :wtf:

  4. “Proof of extraterrestial visitors-coming up on FX. Here we have a closeup photo of evidence taken from an autopsy. These are shaved pubes from Uranus”.

  5. Did I eat some of that Dave? I’m pretty sure I ate it BEFORE it looked like that…

    I don’t feel so good now…

  6. – How awful Jamie felt. What should have been a prize-winning candidate for the fresh carrots photo contest on the Dullest Blog in the World, was rejected. Too much processing for fresh carrots. And the composition was way too exciting.

    Pocket Farm also rejected Jamie’s work. This pictorial candidate for ‘local meal’ was rejected because the carrot had obviously been washed in bottled water shipped in from more than 100 miles away. Jamie smacked his head in angst, wondering how he could have forgotten about that Swiss water.

    – Jamie read and re-read the explanation. Surely there was more to this thing of ‘putting the carrot before the horse’. And Wal-Mart didn’t sell horse, either. How was this going to make Jamie more productive??

    – Jamie stared at the bowl of grated carrot. This was amazing. In a simple, single serving were more crisp pieces of carrot than had ever graced his table. Jamie solemnly promised herself that come her second birthday she would see how many distinct directions the carrot pieces in a bowl could be flung. It would be glorious.

    – It wouldn’t work. Jamie just knew this encounter would be strange, and was very sure it wouldn’t even work. The message had been clear — grated carrot. No vinegar, no raisins, no salad oil. How this was supposed to ‘make the night special’…

    – As Jamie removed the grate from the bowl, the image of Santa expressed in the texture and shadows of the carrots was clear. The exquisite head, the middle body, the lower legs and bag of presents. Again the wonders of the garden bear fruit.

  7. Two carrots lined up to race and one peeled out
    It ART goddamnit!
    Davezilla shows off the next part of his indoctrination, a diet of nothing but carrot peels.
    I sweat this is how you make candy corns kids…

  8. [Comment ID #72206 will be quoted here]
    Actually, they do… Kinda like a Water Pic… 😈

    I wonder if you could modify the ‘shower breasts’ to dispence creamer? Talk about being popular at the office in the coffee room… 😆

  9. Sadly, Rice-a-Roni’s new product, “Pumpkin-a-Roni” fell way short of being the next ‘San Francisco Treat’…

  10. Cheetos Puffs seeds! Mmm… can’t wait for the harvest!
    ” Who will help me plant these seeds?” asked Chester Cheetah.
    “Not I,” said the stoner.
    “Not I,” said Ace.
    “Not I,” said the ants who manage to get into my house every summer no matter what I do!
    “Then I will.” said Chester Cheetah. And he did.

  11. I know! It’s this weeks’ secret ingredient on Iron Chef. The secret is, nobody knows what it really is. Grated carrots or cheese? Tune in to find out!

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