Contacting the Mother Ship

1. Spud

   05 May, 2006, 1:40 am

   “tap tap tap, hey is anyone there? HEY, I SAID IS ANYONE THERE!…”

   *bloody useless piece of crap*

   *brrrrrrrrpttt

   :geek:

2. Tina Marie

   05 May, 2006, 1:44 am

   Call me sick, but…

   If you look closely, it looks like he has a (tree) limb clipper between his legs, facing the wrong way.

   Clip, clip. Rooster to a hen in 3 seconds flat. :wtf:

3. Minnie

   05 May, 2006, 2:17 am

   [Comment ID #47831 will be quoted here]

   LOL!

   Those voodoo dolls kick ass. 😀

4. Master Solace

   05 May, 2006, 4:54 am

   “why can’t I get a good signal….damn mac technology………mothership, do you read me?…..Gates is screwing with us again………do you read me……………..”

5. scamper95

   05 May, 2006, 6:16 am

   Poor loser basterd, has to go to starbucks and use the free wi-fi for live net porn and video chat. Dave you really need to go elseware to take your pics.

6. Paige

   05 May, 2006, 7:00 am

   That dude is sitting there whith his voodoo doll, sticking pins and wishing it was his ex-girlfriend, (Thats why hes sitting by himself and laughing.)

7. TheFaramir

   05 May, 2006, 8:17 am

   Happy No Pants Day, everyone!

   Dave, do your faithful readers get to post pictures here?

8. Craig

   05 May, 2006, 8:28 am

   Mongo like coffee!

9. Merth

   05 May, 2006, 9:14 am

   This picture barely portrays ‘crazy’. We demand a higher bar for official Davezilla crazy or trashy. :java:

10. Sandra Dee

    05 May, 2006, 10:55 am

    Poor guy. He seems a little clueless to how weird he looks.

11. tres

    05 May, 2006, 12:20 pm

    Damn it Jim, I’m a loser not a doctor

12. JFLY

    05 May, 2006, 12:47 pm

    It’s….THAT GUY!

13. Paige

    05 May, 2006, 1:02 pm

    I forgot it was No Pants Day!!!!!! Feliz El Dia de sin Ropa!!!! :boob: :boob:

14. Apple

    05 May, 2006, 1:24 pm

    “So what you’re trying to tell me here is that Starbucks is not an intergalactic currency exchange?”

15. Bjorn Freeh

    05 May, 2006, 3:04 pm

    [Comment ID #47977 will be quoted here]

    I left my pants in a Sink Full of Mayo. I cover all the major holidays that way.

16. Ace

    05 May, 2006, 3:38 pm

    Earth to starbucks guy, I hope that’s not Kenny G you’re listening to.

17. MrDoug

    05 May, 2006, 4:14 pm

    Incoming message from the great big head….Attention all earthlings, all your Starbucks belong to us….end message….

18. Chicky

    05 May, 2006, 5:59 pm

    Is this the same Starbucks that the little girl wearing chaps was photographed in? Who is the sicko responsible for these voyeuristic shots? DAVE???? :java:

19. Spud

    05 May, 2006, 6:31 pm

    I’m sorry, Dave’s not here right now…

20. Meagan

    05 May, 2006, 7:05 pm

    I’m bored and this photo is not helping. :dead:

21. Drusky

    05 May, 2006, 9:06 pm

    Awwww, leave the poor guy alone. He’s probably trying to view Dave’s site on his old 286 notebook while enjoying his ‘more expensive per gallon then super unleaded’ coffee… 😈

22. Drusky

    05 May, 2006, 9:10 pm

    [Comment ID #47899 will be quoted here]

    Master Solace, that new picture… the eyes… boring into my skull… AAAGGGHHH! 8)

23. Flash Gordon

    05 May, 2006, 9:43 pm

    Vincente Fox! How’d you get my e-mail address? Dang Mexicans!
    I think he’s crapped his pants and is scared to get up. 😕 :geek:

24. Master Solace

    05 May, 2006, 10:17 pm

    [Comment ID #48052 will be quoted here]

    Glad I could help…… 😈

25. Timm

    06 May, 2006, 12:26 am

    Mothership! It’s confirmed. Earthlings are weird, I’ve been at this Starbucks all week and it’s alot like when I was in front of Walmart.

26. Susanne

    06 May, 2006, 3:48 pm

    WITH THAT SMILE ON HIS FACE……. AT LEAST WE CAN SEE HIS HANDS… 8)

27. Alyana

    07 May, 2006, 2:34 pm

    [Comment ID #47983 will be quoted here]
    I no no spainish but nononononononoononononno felise sinco Demio i think it is spelled correctly! ROTFL

28. Timm

    08 May, 2006, 4:10 am

    where did my comment go? 😕

29. Timm

    10 May, 2006, 2:52 am

    Mothership! It’s confirmed, earthlings are weird, I’ve been at this Starbucks all week and it’s alot like when I spent the week at Walmart.

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