Where’s the freaks?
Many of you have emailed me asking what happened to the Freak Watchers site. Well, it is temporarily down. The site was compromised some time this weekend by a rather…
More people we can safely dislike #19
The coworker reads aloud every memo, email, etc. to themselves and has to tell me, "Oh, I'm not talking to you. I'm just thinking aloud." I didn't ask, OK?. People…
Things I Learned from Movies, Part IV
At any harbor, there will be two or more speedboats with keys left in them Anyone who gets in a speedboat knows how to drive one expertly Same thing applies…
Top Reasons to Vote for Davezilla Instead
If elected, I promise to: Force all road construction to occur during the hours of 3 and 5 AM. By 5:30 AM, all evidence of construction must be hidden Prevent…
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