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You cannot download until you are not a member. Wait. Whut?
You cannot download until you are not a member. Wait. Whut?
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  • Sammy

    Everyone’s a member by default. You have to pay to not become a member. 😆

  • julesOdeNile

    [quote comment=”503093″]Everyone’s a member by default. You have to pay to not become a member. :lol:[/quote]
    and the paper work’s a bitch! 😈 😆

  • rust

    They are obviously talking about your member… errr, tool… ummm, willy… you know.

    :limp:

  • Master Solace

    Till I’m not a member……now I can start saving that extra $30 a month

  • Meagan

    [quote comment=”503956″]Till I’m not a member……now I can start saving that extra $30 a month[/quote]

    Care to deposit that $30 in my g-string? :thong:

  • Patrick

    “You cannot download until you’re not a member”. Isn’t that like what’s going through the vapid minds of either one of those cows- “Who do I have to fuck to get out of this picture”?

  • Da Popster

    OK, I get it because I are a graduate but what do those lovely ( but vapid looking ) young ladies have in their glasses?
    :wtf: :wtf:

  • yea whatever

    milk ………… it really does do a body good

  • Drusky

    Give him a break. He was probably distracted and trying to type with one hand… :wang:

    [quote comment=”504304″]OK, I get it because I are a graduate but what do those lovely ( but vapid looking ) young ladies have in their glasses?
    :wtf: :wtf:[/quote]

    Keeping in the theme of things, those glasses may contain a Navy shake. You know, full of sea men… :puke:

  • Spud

    Thos are two mighty fine lookin young womans, ah huh, oh yeah, *pffft…..ting!

  • Patrick

    What’s in the glasses? Maybe a Roofie or a Quaalude? Hey, cows need lovin’ too! And they are pretty little heifers. Okay, maybe ‘little’ is a stretch. What can I say? I’m a dawg.

  • chainstay

    You guys mean that you all are not non-members? Just wait ’till you see the benefis of being a non-member of the members of the not members from the pre-members that were formally re-members from the uni-members in charge of the under-members over the counter-members that have been dis-membered.

  • Flash Gordon

    [quote comment=”507010″]You guys mean that you all are not non-members? Just wait ’till you see the benefis of being a non-member of the members of the not members from the pre-members that were formally re-members from the uni-members in charge of the under-members over the counter-members that have been dis-membered.[/quote]

    Hey, AnnieB, would you please translate this comment for me? I’m just out of the
    hospital recovering from back surgery and I believe the anestheticals have
    warped my mind! ❓ 👿 :kiss: :wtf:

  • StevieC

    [quote comment=”507010″]You guys mean that you all are not non-members? Just wait ’till you see the benefis of being a non-member of the members of the not members from the pre-members that were formally re-members from the uni-members in charge of the under-members over the counter-members that have been dis-membered.[/quote]

    I can’t ‘member what the topic was now? :wtf:

  • Timm

    💡 Oh, oh oh, I get it. It’s a Transexual Lesbian Only site. Since I have a member :limp: I cannot download until I have a sex change…… or maybe I don’t get it. ❓

  • Bigwavdave

    I got your member right here. :wang: Now finish off them white russians and let’s get down to bizness!

  • Lung the Younger

    Easy explanation.
    Those girls look kinda Slavic. And as everyone knows:

    In Russia, the porn sites download YOU.

  • junkman

    Not until you’re not…Weight. Slut? 🙄

  • junkman

    i didn’t know you could get splooge by the pint. :puke: :java:

  • AnnieB

    [quote comment=”507141″][quote comment=”507010″]You guys mean that you all are not non-members? Just wait ’till you see the benefis of being a non-member of the members of the not members from the pre-members that were formally re-members from the uni-members in charge of the under-members over the counter-members that have been dis-membered.[/quote]

    Hey, AnnieB, would you please translate this comment for me? I’m just out of the
    hospital recovering from back surgery and I believe the anestheticals have
    warped my mind!

    ❓ 👿 :kiss: :wtf:[/quote]

    Flash, I tried, but all I got was mostly a headache for my effort. I think he may have some sort of problem with his penis, but I couldn’t swear to it. 💡 ❓

    So sorry to hear about your surgery, I’ve missed you and been wondering where you were.

    I really don’t think you can’t blame anesthetics for your warped mind Flash, but nice try! 👿 :kiss: 😛

  • chainstay

    [quote comment=”509137″][quote comment=”507141″][quote comment=”507010″]You guys mean that you all are not non-members? Just wait ’till you see the benefis of being a non-member of the members of the not members from the pre-members that were formally re-members from the uni-members in charge of the under-members over the counter-members that have been dis-membered.[/quote]

    Hey, AnnieB, would you please translate this comment for me? I’m just out of the
    hospital recovering from back surgery and I believe the anestheticals have
    warped my mind!

    ❓ 👿 :kiss: :wtf:[/quote]

    Flash, I tried, but all I got was mostly a headache for my effort. I think he may have some sort of problem with his penis, but I couldn’t swear to it.

    💡

    So sorry to hear about your surgery, I’ve missed you and been wondering where you were.

    I really don’t think you can’t blame anesthetics for your warped mind Flash, but nice try!

    👿 :kiss: :P[/quote]
    No, no problems whatsoever! It works astoundingly well!

  • Drusky

    [quote comment=”509137″][quote comment=”507141″][quote comment=”507010″]You guys mean that you all are not non-members? Just wait ’till you see the benefis of being a non-member of the members of the not members from the pre-members that were formally re-members from the uni-members in charge of the under-members over the counter-members that have been dis-membered.[/quote]

    Hey, AnnieB, would you please translate this comment for me? I’m just out of the
    hospital recovering from back surgery and I believe the anestheticals have
    warped my mind!

    ❓ 👿 :kiss: :wtf:[/quote]

    Flash, I tried, but all I got was mostly a headache for my effort. I think he may have some sort of problem with his penis, but I couldn’t swear to it.

    💡

    So sorry to hear about your surgery, I’ve missed you and been wondering where you were.

    I really don’t think you can’t blame anesthetics for your warped mind Flash, but nice try!

    👿 :kiss: :P[/quote]

    You may not be able to blame them, but you gotta admit that it does help explain it… 😆

  • Spud

    [quote comment=”508753″]Easy explanation.
    Those girls look kinda Slavic. And as everyone knows:

    In Russia, the porn sites download YOU.[/quote]
    No, I did not know that, how is it you do? :gay:

  • julesOdeNile

    [quote comment=”509137″][quote comment=”507141″][quote comment=”507010″]You guys mean that you all are not non-members? Just wait ’till you see the benefis of being a non-member of the members of the not members from the pre-members that were formally re-members from the uni-members in charge of the under-members over the counter-members that have been dis-membered.[/quote]

    Hey, AnnieB, would you please translate this comment for me? I’m just out of the
    hospital recovering from back surgery and I believe the anestheticals have
    warped my mind!

    ❓ 👿 :kiss: :wtf:[/quote]

    Flash, I tried, but all I got was mostly a headache for my effort. I think he may have some sort of problem with his penis, but I couldn’t swear to it.

    💡

    So sorry to hear about your surgery, I’ve missed you and been wondering where you were.

    I really don’t think you can’t blame anesthetics for your warped mind Flash, but nice try!

    👿 :kiss: :P[/quote]
    Back surgery, dude wish you quick recovery. now about that chip they inserted at the base of you medulla via the shunt they placed during the “back surgery”, i have it from good sources that that was to un-warp the brain but has been declared a waste of Government money cuz, yup, you guessed it, you r still you. three cheers for the Zilla community for having you in it 8) 😛 😆

  • Sammy

    [quote comment=”510007″][quote comment=”508753″]Easy explanation.
    Those girls look kinda Slavic. And as everyone knows:

    In Russia, the porn sites download YOU.[/quote]
    No, I did not know that, how is it you do?

    :gay:[/quote]

    Lung (the younger) must’ve signed to become a non-member 😯

  • AnnieB

    [quote comment=”510007″][quote comment=”508753″]Easy explanation.
    Those girls look kinda Slavic. And as everyone knows:

    In Russia, the porn sites download YOU.[/quote]

    No, I did not know that, how is it you do?

    :gay:[/quote]

    Obviously because he’s been “hanging out at the extreme end of the long tail…” :mrgreen:

  • Master Solace

    [quote comment=”504133″][quote comment=”503956″]Till I’m not a member……now I can start saving that extra $30 a month[/quote]

    Care to deposit that $30 in my g-string? :thong:[/quote]

    Care? I insist…….

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