Damn those pot holes! Can someone throw me a lifesaver?
That would be about the only excuse my boss would take for being late for work.
“sir, the ground swallowed my car”
“When you said go to hell, I took you seriously and tried to drive there”
“Dammit, I parked in a flood zone…again!”
“Does my insurance cover this?”
I’ve heard about ‘a flooded engine’ but I’ve never actually seen one.
OMG. The chick who gets off on Jurassic Park sex play? “Other situations could include you being the dilophasaurus and spitting in my face and then going for my jugular. Or you could be the ill and moaning triceratops, and I would be Ellie Sadler, digging through your stool to find the source of the ailment.”
Oh yeah. I get off on the digging through my stool part. Dear God, this woman is truly warped.
“When Good Roads Go Bad”
“Sucka!”
As for the link, all I can offer is this… 😯
mmmm, wet hole. I’d drive that.
detroit’s roads just get worse and worse. hey dave? where’s our icons????
[quote comment=”476548″]detroit’s roads just get worse and worse. hey dave? where’s our icons????[/quote]
Yeah, Dave. We’re definitely going to need the :wang: icon back in order to properly comment on Mandy’s avatars.
Mandy, we love you just the way you are. Don’t ever change, PLEASE! 😆
Huh, didn’t see that one coming…
We need the video of the T-Rex Sex!!
Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet should never hitchhike together.
i know some communities really try to enforce the swim wear rules so people don’t get carried away (insert Mandy’s avatar here) I’ve seen where some wear full body gear when going for a swim. that said, i have to say taking a dip in your van is taking an issue just way too far, man. 😮
Voyager to the center of the earth
I wonder if his radio was playing “Ice, Ice Baby!”.
Stuck between a hole and a cold place.
Brings new meaning to the phrase, “Dude! Where’s my car?”
Car wash….FAIL!
It is actually a giant car shaped cookie in a puddle of chocolate milk.
Maybe a close-up of a diorama.
‘Disney’s Cars! On Ice’ closed after the first show due to technical difficulties…
[quote comment=”476691″]Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet should never hitchhike together.[/quote]
They should never carpool together, either… ❗
Don’t ya just hate when you don’t see the pothole before you hit it?
[quote comment=”477037″]’Disney’s Cars! On Ice’ closed after the first show due to technical difficulties…
[quote comment=”476691″]Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet should never hitchhike together.[/quote]
They should never carpool together, either… :!:[/quote]
Yep, this is definitely the car pool lane.
Honey I drowned the car
“Car pool lane”. Folks we have a winner!
Welcome to Michigan…. the CHUCKHOLE state!
Dipped in shit just took on a new meaning ………
A visual aid for those who cannot grasp what’s happening to the Detroit automakers… I don’t know that this photo is, but it sure looks like a typical Detroit residential neighborhood with its no actual houses and remnants of sidewalks and yards disappearing under the overgrowth of nature taking back its own.
In any case, I wanna know if the driver got out of the car before it sank so deep.
Another car maker’s new model makes a big splash…
Really though, you can see the reflection of the fool taking the picture which means he/she’s standing on the same cracked, broken ice as the car. Doesn’t Darwin apply here somehow? 😕
Ain’t no hole too small
Holy sinkhole, Batman!
I’d think of something funnier to write, but I’m too tired. I could sure use a road trip right now. 😉
Voyager to the center of the earth
Yep, spewed my drink.
This means a winner in my book!
Van driver said, “I’m alright, but someone should dive in and find the Toyota I was following!!!”
Yeah, this new utility vehicle can drive anywhere, the road, under water and
in a hole full of elephant droppings.
Damn those pot holes! Can someone throw me a lifesaver?
That would be about the only excuse my boss would take for being late for work.
“sir, the ground swallowed my car”
“When you said go to hell, I took you seriously and tried to drive there”
“Dammit, I parked in a flood zone…again!”
“Does my insurance cover this?”
I’ve heard about ‘a flooded engine’ but I’ve never actually seen one.
OMG. The chick who gets off on Jurassic Park sex play? “Other situations could include you being the dilophasaurus and spitting in my face and then going for my jugular. Or you could be the ill and moaning triceratops, and I would be Ellie Sadler, digging through your stool to find the source of the ailment.”
Oh yeah. I get off on the digging through my stool part. Dear God, this woman is truly warped.
“When Good Roads Go Bad”
“Sucka!”
As for the link, all I can offer is this… 😯
mmmm, wet hole. I’d drive that.
detroit’s roads just get worse and worse. hey dave? where’s our icons????
[quote comment=”476548″]detroit’s roads just get worse and worse. hey dave? where’s our icons????[/quote]
Yeah, Dave. We’re definitely going to need the :wang: icon back in order to properly comment on Mandy’s avatars.
Mandy, we love you just the way you are. Don’t ever change, PLEASE! 😆
Huh, didn’t see that one coming…
We need the video of the T-Rex Sex!!
Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet should never hitchhike together.
i know some communities really try to enforce the swim wear rules so people don’t get carried away (insert Mandy’s avatar here) I’ve seen where some wear full body gear when going for a swim. that said, i have to say taking a dip in your van is taking an issue just way too far, man. 😮
Voyager to the center of the earth
I wonder if his radio was playing “Ice, Ice Baby!”.
Stuck between a hole and a cold place.
Brings new meaning to the phrase, “Dude! Where’s my car?”
Car wash….FAIL!
It is actually a giant car shaped cookie in a puddle of chocolate milk.
Maybe a close-up of a diorama.
‘Disney’s Cars! On Ice’ closed after the first show due to technical difficulties…
[quote comment=”476691″]Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet should never hitchhike together.[/quote]
They should never carpool together, either… ❗
Don’t ya just hate when you don’t see the pothole before you hit it?
[quote comment=”477037″]’Disney’s Cars! On Ice’ closed after the first show due to technical difficulties…
[quote comment=”476691″]Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet should never hitchhike together.[/quote]
They should never carpool together, either… :!:[/quote]
Yep, this is definitely the car pool lane.
Honey I drowned the car
“Car pool lane”. Folks we have a winner!
Welcome to Michigan…. the CHUCKHOLE state!
Dipped in shit just took on a new meaning ………
A visual aid for those who cannot grasp what’s happening to the Detroit automakers… I don’t know that this photo is, but it sure looks like a typical Detroit residential neighborhood with its no actual houses and remnants of sidewalks and yards disappearing under the overgrowth of nature taking back its own.
In any case, I wanna know if the driver got out of the car before it sank so deep.
Another car maker’s new model makes a big splash…
Really though, you can see the reflection of the fool taking the picture which means he/she’s standing on the same cracked, broken ice as the car. Doesn’t Darwin apply here somehow? 😕
Ain’t no hole too small
Holy sinkhole, Batman!
I’d think of something funnier to write, but I’m too tired. I could sure use a road trip right now. 😉
Yep, spewed my drink.
This means a winner in my book!
Van driver said, “I’m alright, but someone should dive in and find the Toyota I was following!!!”
Yeah, this new utility vehicle can drive anywhere, the road, under water and
in a hole full of elephant droppings.