Caption Time #257

Caption Time #257
Caption Time #257

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  1. Age 10: Dave discovers OMGBOOBS! and, geek that he is, builds a website to honour them.

  2. “No, Mom, I’m not too old to have a babysitter.” :tit: :tit:

  3. Sammy

    Boy is it your lucky, lucky day today!!

  4. CBATDUX

    Yes Jimmy, there is a Santa Claus….

  5. CBATDUX

    Mom, I am SO not breast feeding the stupid dork again…

  6. DREWZ

    “THANK YOU, GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” :wang:

  7. Chris S

    DAMN I hate being lactose intolerant…

  8. “Wow! Those come biggie sized like my happy meal? HAPPY MEAL!!!!!!!”

  9. Spud

    He is actually looking at her necklace you sick bunch of lactose intolerant mammary induced collective of wishful sycophantic bug eyed dweebs.

    :tit:

    ๐Ÿ˜›

  10. Rufnkdnme

    There’s a proud papa in the “Queen of the Lakes” trailer park tonight.

  11. cornbot

    [quote comment=”496112″]He is actually looking at her necklace you sick bunch of lactose intolerant mammary induced collective of wishful sycophantic bug eyed dweebs.

    :tit:

    :P[/quote]
    He is a bratty little brother suddenly realizing his disgusting big sister is an actual female. You can see on his face how it does not compute that she could possibly possess something so… breast-ish. Poor kid, his day is ruined.

  12. [quote comment=”496112″]He is actually looking at her necklace you sick bunch of lactose intolerant mammary induced collective of wishful sycophantic bug eyed dweebs.

    :tit:

    :P[/quote]

    Wow, that was a mouthful Spud… ๐Ÿ˜›

  13. Bigwavdave

    [quote comment=”496112″]He is actually looking at her necklace you sick bunch of lactose intolerant mammary induced collective of wishful sycophantic bug eyed dweebs.

    I’ll take that as a compliment. And I love that about me! :kiss:

    I’d do her…

    Mandy’s “little” sister? :wang: ๐Ÿ˜‰

  14. [quote comment=”496112″]He is actually looking at her necklace you sick bunch of lactose intolerant mammary induced collective of wishful sycophantic bug eyed dweebs.

    :tit:

    :P[/quote]

    Hey man, I resemble that remark! I actually had to look back to see if she was wearing a necklace.

  15. Fruf

    looking at her he has the desire for cookies and warm milk

  16. julesOdeNile

    [quote comment=”496112″]He is actually looking at her necklace you sick bunch of lactose intolerant mammary induced collective of wishful sycophantic bug eyed dweebs.

    :tit:

    :P[/quote]
    necklace, riiiight! ๐Ÿ™„

  17. Patrick

    “Lucky dawg, lucky dawg, who’s a lucky dawg”?
    “Son, you make me so proud to be your dad”.
    Brittany Spears BEFORE she got drilled like the California coastline!

  18. Da Popster

    At least he’s not gay ……… :mrgreen:

  19. Drusky

    A young Woody Allen in a rare ‘older than he is’ moment…

    [quote comment=”496112″]He is actually looking at her necklace you sick bunch of lactose intolerant mammary induced collective of wishful sycophantic bug eyed dweebs.

    :tit:

    :P[/quote]

    You say that like it’s a bad thing… :tit: :tit:

  20. Little boby is finding it harder and harder to kick the suckling temptations. ๐Ÿ™„

  21. junkman

    hey larfus….little boby….ha ha ha…too funy! i think if the kid was working for the right side that top would be down. fer fuk sakes kid do it! do it now!

  22. Don

    If she was my babysitter, she’d be wearn a pearl neckless when mom and pa got home.

  23. junkman

    [quote comment=”496112″]He is actually looking at her necklace you sick bunch of lactose intolerant mammary induced collective of wishful sycophantic bug eyed dweebs.

    :tit:

    :P[/quote]
    btw who could see any necklace? you healthy singleton milk guzzling non dirty pillow un-prompted lone realistic un-brown nosed flat irised normalton. :tit: :tit: ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  24. Look Tommy the only way I could get the little brat to promise not to tell his parents I had you here while I was babysitting was to promise him 5 minutes on my boobs so shut up and wait your turn. :tit: :tit:

  25. Bigwavdave

    What are those?

  26. Drusky

    Kid kinda looks like a deer in the ‘headlights’… ๐Ÿ™„

    [quote comment=”497107″]What are those?[/quote]

    BWD, you kinda have me worried…

  27. Bigwavdave

    [quote comment=”497287″]Kid kinda looks like a deer in the ‘headlights’… ๐Ÿ™„

    [quote comment=”497107″]What are those?[/quote]

    BWD, you kinda have me worried…[/quote]
    It’s the caption!

  28. russ

    God I hope she’s 18! For me not the boy… ๐Ÿ‘ฟ :mrgreen:

  29. Drusky

    [quote comment=”497374″][quote comment=”497287″]Kid kinda looks like a deer in the ‘headlights’… ๐Ÿ™„

    [quote comment=”497107″]What are those?[/quote]

    BWD, you kinda have me worried…[/quote]
    It’s the caption![/quote]

    SURE it’s the caption… It’s ok, BWD. We understand… ๐Ÿ˜†

  30. Mark G

    Mommy when you said we were going to a petty zoo, I didn’t expect this.

  31. [quote comment=”496112″]He is actually looking at her necklace you sick bunch of lactose intolerant mammary induced collective of wishful sycophantic bug eyed dweebs.
    :tit::P[/quote]
    is it a pearl necklace?? :wang:

  32. janeeto

    [quote comment=”497626″]Mommy when you said we were going to a petty zoo, I didn’t expect this.[/quote]
    PETTING zoo. Petty zoo is where they play Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers’ music over the loud speakers. Titty zoo. Well, they probably have some interesting displays there!

  33. Spud

    [quote comment=”496179″][quote comment=”496112″]He is actually looking at her necklace you sick bunch of lactose intolerant mammary induced collective of wishful sycophantic bug eyed dweebs.

    :tit:

    :P[/quote]

    Wow, that was a mouthful Spud… :P[/quote]
    Hmmmm, the correct response would be to say nothing and just smile, however, I feel dangerous… No AnnieB, that’s not a mouthful but I can show you what is! ๐Ÿ˜›

    [quote comment=”496928″][quote comment=”496112″]He is actually looking at her necklace you sick bunch of lactose intolerant mammary induced collective of wishful sycophantic bug eyed dweebs.

    :tit:

    :P[/quote]
    btw who could see any necklace? you healthy singleton milk guzzling non dirty pillow un-prompted lone realistic un-brown nosed flat irised normalton. :tit: :tit: 8O[/quote]
    Do you feel better now?

    [quote comment=”497696″][quote comment=”496112″]He is actually looking at her necklace you sick bunch of lactose intolerant mammary induced collective of wishful sycophantic bug eyed dweebs.
    :tit::P[/quote]
    is it a pearl necklace?? :wang:[/quote]
    I can imagine she gets quite a few of those…

  34. “Wow, that was a mouthful Spudโ€ฆ :P”

    Hmmmm, the correct response would be to say nothing and just smile, however, I feel dangerousโ€ฆ No AnnieB, thatโ€™s not a mouthful but I can show you what is! ๐Ÿ˜›

    Just for the record Spud… are we talking about a mouthful at :limp: or :wang: ? ๐Ÿ˜›

  35. Ya know, I just realized how much I love coming here and seeing pictures like this and reading everyone’s comments. Makes me feel better when I’m sick with a cold and hoarse voice. :love:

    Spanks a lot, everyone! :kiss:

  36. [quote comment=”498709″]Ya know, I just realized how much I love coming here and seeing pictures like this and reading everyone’s comments. Makes me feel better when I’m sick with a cold and hoarse voice. :love:

    Spanks a lot, everyone!

    :kiss:[/quote]

    Awww, poor Meagan has a sore throat. Would you like to have it massaged? :wang:

  37. Patrick

    [quote comment=”497813″][quote comment=”497626″]Mommy when you said we were going to a petty zoo, I didn’t expect this.[/quote]
    PETTING zoo. Petty zoo is where they play Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers’ music over the loud speakers. Titty zoo. Well, they probably have some interesting displays there![/quote]
    Petty Zoo, isn’t that where King Richard goes to see his retarded inbred grandchildren? I’m just asking.

  38. [quote comment=”498713″][quote comment=”498709″]Ya know, I just realized how much I love coming here and seeing pictures like this and reading everyone’s comments. Makes me feel better when I’m sick with a cold and hoarse voice. :love:

    Spanks a lot, everyone!

    :kiss:[/quote]

    Awww, poor Meagan has a sore throat. Would you like to have it massaged?

    :wang:[/quote]

    Our very own Sir Galahad to the rescue! ๐Ÿ˜† :wang:

    Meagan… try Jack Daniels with lemon and honey for your throat, that will make you feel better too! Hugs and a big :kiss:

  39. I’ve been thinking about you junkman… any news on your cat? :kiss: :love:

  40. Put your head on my pillows….

  41. junkman

    [quote comment=”499230″]I’ve been thinking about you junkman… any news on your cat?

    :kiss:

    :love:[/quote]
    thanks annie. no luck. hundreds of flyers, ads in the newspaper still running, 25 vets and the micro-chip company on alert. he’s an abyssinian so he’s very beautiful. hopefully someone is looking after him well. his twin sister seems less concerned than we are. more food!

  42. junkman

    the wacky thing about it is that it has put every crazy cat lady out there on high alert so we are getting some fuct phone calls.
    -“oh hi i live in burlington (20 miles away) and i think i saw your cat 2 weeks ago. my husband says it wasn’t yours but i know it was.” i believe your husband nutso.
    -“oh hi. i looked up the street that you put down on your flyer and the only street i can find with that name is in oakville…..” yes. that’s where we live. that’s why we placed the ad in the oakville newspaper miss marple!
    -“oh hi…i just thought i would let you know i haven’t seen your cat yet….” thanks for nothing! keep checking in though please i’m dying to know what aren’t going to see next week.

  43. julesOdeNile

    [quote comment=”501162″][quote comment=”499230″]I’ve been thinking about you junkman… any news on your cat?

    :kiss:

    :love:[/quote]
    thanks annie. no luck. hundreds of flyers, ads in the newspaper still running, 25 vets and the micro-chip company on alert. he’s an abyssinian so he’s very beautiful. hopefully someone is looking after him well. his twin sister seems less concerned than we are. more food![/quote]
    have ya checked at ya local Chinese food place? i hear vats are mysteriously attracted to that food. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ or something like that… โ“ โ— ๐Ÿ˜• ๐Ÿ™„

  44. Rebekca

    Am i wrong but does his shirt say “lick” on it ๐Ÿ˜› how many licks does it take to get to the center of those brestipops? :wtf:

  45. [quote comment=”499230″]I’ve been thinking about you junkman… any news on your cat?

    :kiss:

    :love:[/quote]

    Hey junkman, we’re all with you and wish you the best of luck in getting your cat back safely. As for the bizarro phone calls, keep the stories coming in. Maybe Dave will let you ghost write a Freaks entry for him.

  46. [quote comment=”498713″][quote comment=”498709″]Ya know, I just realized how much I love coming here and seeing pictures like this and reading everyone’s comments. Makes me feel better when I’m sick with a cold and hoarse voice. :love:

    Spanks a lot, everyone!

    :kiss:[/quote]

    Awww, poor Meagan has a sore throat. Would you like to have it massaged?

    :wang:[/quote]

    You never know what “natural” remedies could work. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    And thanks for the tip, AnnieB. With that and the shot of Jagermeister I took earlier, I’ll be sleeping verrrrry well tonight. Yo, Dave, where’s a booze icon when I need one? :mrgreen:

  47. [quote comment=”502743″][quote comment=”498713″][quote comment=”498709″]Ya know, I just realized how much I love coming here and seeing pictures like this and reading everyone’s comments. Makes me feel better when I’m sick with a cold and hoarse voice. :love:

    Spanks a lot, everyone!

    :kiss:[/quote]

    Awww, poor Meagan has a sore throat. Would you like to have it massaged?

    :wang:[/quote]

    You never know what “natural” remedies could work. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    And thanks for the tip, AnnieB. With that and the shot of Jagermeister I took earlier, I’ll be sleeping verrrrry well tonight. Yo, Dave, where’s a booze icon when I need one? :mrgreen:[/quote]

    It’s that particular “natural” remedy that got you the bruise in the back of your throat in the first place……I’ll give you that remedy somewhere else to help ya forget about your sore throat……then again, there is the moans of passion…………maybe a gift once ya get to feelin’ better…………and I’m fond of some Johnnie Walker Red Label, maybe even Blue Label(if ya wanna shell out the $250 for the Blue) as a sore throat remedy…….

  48. Oops….there “are”…..my engrish is in effect today……

    Oh…….captions…..

    “Another young boy brought speechless by babysitting genius Boobie…um Bobbie Jo, just look at these, and the boys just shut up….”

    “My teacher has one of these on her desk…….but….why does she cover up the countries with her shirt?”

    “Hef looking back on his youth is glad he got that English tutor to re-teach him how to talk so that one day he could share with the world the great idea he got on this fateful day….Thanks for the mammaries Hef.”

    “My eyes didn’t bug out like on the cartoons.”

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