56 Replies to “Captiontime #231”

  1. Thank goodness Aerosmith didn’t see this. One of their best songs would have to be changed to “Dude looks like a dude in a dress”.

  2. Can’t you see s(he)’s dressed in black and in mourning after her fashion sense died? :dead:

    Caption? Oh Yes…

    “Arnold and Maria Shriver’s Secret Child Goes Public…” 😈

  3. George Bush trying to find out what he could possibly do after pretending to be president.

  4. Comment
    “What not to wear for your wedding”

    I am getting hitched this weekend and swear I tried on that exact outfit in three different bridal shoppe’s

  5. Why, he’s obviously headed to an audition for Maria in West Side Story. Everyone sing along now…

    I feel pretty
    Oh so pretty
    I feel pretty and witty and gay
    And I pity
    Any girl who isn’t me today
    I feel charming
    Oh so charming
    It’s alarming how charming I feel
    And so pretty
    That I hardly can believe I’m real
    See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
    Who can that attractive girl be?
    Such a pretty face
    Such a pretty dress
    Such a pretty smile
    Such a pretty me!
    I feel stunning
    And entrancing
    Feel like running
    And dancing for joy
    For I’m loved
    By a pretty wonderful boy

    πŸ˜› :wtf:

  6. Damn it, Dave! I waited and waited at ‘our’ Starbucks, and you blew me off! Needless to say, our 5:00 Vanilla Buscardo Cafe rendezvous will never be the same.

  7. Her career finally over as an NFL linebacker, Mitsy decided to move to LA and open her own clothing store, “Mitsy’s Leather ‘n Things”, specializing in headwear that makes moose want to mount the customer.

  8. It’s rather scary isn’t it, but, one can always sing along with AnnieB! 😈

    I feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay And I pity Any boy who isnÒ€ℒt me today I feel charming Oh so charming ItÒ€ℒs alarming how charming I feel And so pretty That I hardly can believe IÒ€ℒm real See the pretty boy in that mirror there? Who can that attractive boy be? Such a pretty face Such a pretty dress Such a pretty smile Such a pretty me! I feel stunning And entrancing Feel like running And dancing for joy For IÒ€ℒm loved By a pretty wonderful girl…

  9. Of course some other words come to mind looking at that picture again, yes words my wise and wonderful baseball coach used to say before we headed out onto the field, usually emphasised with a bat.

    “Box Check!”

    πŸ˜†

  10. AAAAAAHHHHH! :puke: When the (shudder) Boobahs were on PBS a few years ago, I’d freak out everytime my daughter would watch it. You should have more warning with that link πŸ˜•

  11. I see ADER in the background. Is this an indication the “it” is Dart Vader’s and Princess Leah’s “love child” ? :puke:

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    HaHA!! Just says how wrong I can be! My thoughts flashed ROGERS & HAMMERSTEIN !!

    "When I have a brand-new hairstyle,
     with my eyelashes all in curl..."* 
    

    (*I Enjoy Being a Girl)

    :kiss:

  13. [Comment ID #295966 will appear here]

    Hah….that would be Nader….NADER……as in this would be the love child of Ralph Nader and Janet Reno……not because of how it looks, but because simply how fucked up would you be if you found out Nader and Reno were your parents……I would dress funny too…..not like this…….nowhere near it……. :puke:

  14. Forgot….caption……..

    “This is Jack Black in his new role as Sandra Bullock’s new partner in the sequel ‘Miss Congeniality 3: Costume Mayhem’, where he proves that Aerosmith was wrong, Dude doesn’t looks like a lady.”

    Of course unless that lady just happens to be butch……..

    πŸ‘Ώ :puke: :wtf:

  15. :wtf:OMFG!!! WTF is supposedto BE exactly???? Looks like it could be one of my stepson’s girlfriends!! :limp:

  16. WFT dave is today sponsored by the Gay, Lesbian, Trans gendered leauge? From boombahs (not enough acid in the world to allow me to understand that one) to Animals with rainbows coming out of there ass humping in the woods.

    Caption Time….

    ZillaLand where black is the new white…

    or

    Want to pet my pussy?

  17. [Comment ID #295986 will appear here]

    Hey Doug,

    Get over it. Plenty of LGBT folks on this site.

    Don’t like it? Too bad.

  18. Just like in ‘Crocodile Dundee’, I keep looking for Paul Hogan to walk up and grab the crotch to see if we are dude or dudette… 😈

  19. [Comment ID #296517 will appear here]

    Man–now there’s a job I would not want! :puke: :limp: :puke:

  20. WTF? Did she sit on some little old lady’s poodle, then tie some rope around the tail and neck and stuff some change and a wallet up its ass??? :wtf:

  21. [Comment ID #296517 will appear here]

    AH HAHAHA! I wonder if she knows she looks this bad? :limp: :puke:

  22. Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

    I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in the pan….cause I’m a ??? I’m at at a loss here.

  23. Zilla girl headed for a costume party with her bag-o-tricks. :wtf: πŸ˜• πŸ™„ πŸ™

    • Am I the only one who thinks (s)he looks like a young Charles Grodin?

    • (S)he reminds me of the time a buddy, and I, and his girlfriend dressed up for Halloween. His girlfriend was/is 5 foot 10 and she’s … “Um” … she’s a BIG girl. She decided to dress as a prostitute, with a dress and ridiculous looking high heel platform type shoes that she found in a thrift store, and heavy make-up. Two people looked at her and said, “You’re a guy, playing a transvestite, right?” I overheard a guy flat out ask her, “Are you male or female?” She seemed humiliated, or mortified.

    • I’m so lonely, I’d do her.

  24. πŸ™„ I’d recognize that stunt
    double anywhere !!
    NCIS wanna-be ? Yikes !!
    LOL !! πŸ˜•

  25. R.I.P. Tim +++++

    Alas poor Tim we knew him well
    A man with eyes bigger than his abilities
    Swallowed up in his prime
    Gone, but not forgotten.

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