Why, he’s obviously headed to an audition for Maria in West Side Story. Everyone sing along now…
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It’s alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I’m real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I’m loved
By a pretty wonderful boy
Damn it, Dave! I waited and waited at ‘our’ Starbucks, and you blew me off! Needless to say, our 5:00 Vanilla Buscardo Cafe rendezvous will never be the same.
Bigwavdave
05 May, 2008,
I’m not so sure tht isn’t a picture of either Roger Clemmons or Jose Canseco…
patrick
05 May, 2008,
“Steroids in the Goth Age”, next Maury. :limp:
Chris S.
06 May, 2008,
Her career finally over as an NFL linebacker, Mitsy decided to move to LA and open her own clothing store, “Mitsy’s Leather ‘n Things”, specializing in headwear that makes moose want to mount the customer.
Spud
06 May, 2008,
It’s rather scary isn’t it, but, one can always sing along with AnnieB! 😈
I feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay And I pity Any boy who isn’t me today I feel charming Oh so charming It’s alarming how charming I feel And so pretty That I hardly can believe I’m real See the pretty boy in that mirror there? Who can that attractive boy be? Such a pretty face Such a pretty dress Such a pretty smile Such a pretty me! I feel stunning And entrancing Feel like running And dancing for joy For I’m loved By a pretty wonderful girl…
Spud
06 May, 2008,
Of course some other words come to mind looking at that picture again, yes words my wise and wonderful baseball coach used to say before we headed out onto the field, usually emphasised with a bat.
..when the third Affleck brother escapes from the basement.
MeanDean
06 May, 2008,
Henry Rollins finally comes out of the closet.
julesOdeNile
06 May, 2008,
who said being “every woman” was easy on the body?
junkman
06 May, 2008,
“holding the empty bag of lost self esteem”
junkman
06 May, 2008,
“sangrina with fruit and shit”
Doris
06 May, 2008,
AAAAAAHHHHH! :puke: When the (shudder) Boobahs were on PBS a few years ago, I’d freak out everytime my daughter would watch it. You should have more warning with that link 😕
Hah….that would be Nader….NADER……as in this would be the love child of Ralph Nader and Janet Reno……not because of how it looks, but because simply how fucked up would you be if you found out Nader and Reno were your parents……I would dress funny too…..not like this…….nowhere near it……. :puke:
“This is Jack Black in his new role as Sandra Bullock’s new partner in the sequel ‘Miss Congeniality 3: Costume Mayhem’, where he proves that Aerosmith was wrong, Dude doesn’t looks like a lady.”
Of course unless that lady just happens to be butch……..
👿 :puke: :wtf:
Yankeerose32
06 May, 2008,
:wtf:OMFG!!! WTF is supposedto BE exactly???? Looks like it could be one of my stepson’s girlfriends!! :limp:
MRDOUG
06 May, 2008,
WFT dave is today sponsored by the Gay, Lesbian, Trans gendered leauge? From boombahs (not enough acid in the world to allow me to understand that one) to Animals with rainbows coming out of there ass humping in the woods.
Ok, that has to be the boyfriend/girlfriend of Mr. Flowery Robe On The Phone.
droopy
07 May, 2008,
WTF? Did she sit on some little old lady’s poodle, then tie some rope around the tail and neck and stuff some change and a wallet up its ass??? :wtf:
Vicki
07 May, 2008,
Damn, Cher’s gained a lot of weight.
droopy
07 May, 2008,
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AH HAHAHA! I wonder if she knows she looks this bad? :limp: :puke:
junkman
07 May, 2008,
[Comment ID #296560 will appear here] but would you :wang: him?
chainstay
07 May, 2008,
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in the pan….cause I’m a ??? I’m at at a loss here.
Lake Effect
07 May, 2008,
“I am Woman, hear me roar see me scowl…”
Flash Gordon
07 May, 2008,
Zilla girl headed for a costume party with her bag-o-tricks. :wtf: 😕 🙄 🙁
julesOdeNile
08 May, 2008,
Hallo there little darlin’ :puke: :puke: :puke: :dead:
TimM
08 May, 2008,
Am I the only one who thinks (s)he looks like a young Charles Grodin?
(S)he reminds me of the time a buddy, and I, and his girlfriend dressed up for Halloween. His girlfriend was/is 5 foot 10 and she’s … “Um” … she’s a BIG girl. She decided to dress as a prostitute, with a dress and ridiculous looking high heel platform type shoes that she found in a thrift store, and heavy make-up. Two people looked at her and said, “You’re a guy, playing a transvestite, right?” I overheard a guy flat out ask her, “Are you male or female?” She seemed humiliated, or mortified.
I’m so lonely, I’d do her.
TimM
08 May, 2008,
Oh SHIT! Ignore that last part!^ IGNORE THAT LAST PART!!! 🙂
Thank goodness Aerosmith didn’t see this. One of their best songs would have to be changed to “Dude looks like a dude in a dress”.
Can’t you see s(he)’s dressed in black and in mourning after her fashion sense died? :dead:
Caption? Oh Yes…
“Arnold and Maria Shriver’s Secret Child Goes Public…” 😈
Dontcha wish your girlfriend was hot like me- Dontcha?
“this tranny finally got a stuffed beaver”
George Bush trying to find out what he could possibly do after pretending to be president.
MOM!!?! / Dad??!?
I feel so alone when they go out without me…
Comment
“What not to wear for your wedding”
I am getting hitched this weekend and swear I tried on that exact outfit in three different bridal shoppe’s
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Ronica, say it aint so, come on, SAY IT!!!!!
Howza bout a smile Q-T-PIE? Afterall, you got some new duds! :puke:
The pretty really do rule the world
Why, he’s obviously headed to an audition for Maria in West Side Story. Everyone sing along now…
I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It’s alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I’m real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I’m loved
By a pretty wonderful boy
😛 :wtf:
If Xena had a dick, gone out and screwed Elvira and the baby had been dropped repeatedly at birth.
Sandra Bullock’s body double in Miss Congeniality 2 – Armed and Fabulous!
He/she/it makes me look normal. Yikes. :wtf:
Damn it, Dave! I waited and waited at ‘our’ Starbucks, and you blew me off! Needless to say, our 5:00 Vanilla Buscardo Cafe rendezvous will never be the same.
I’m not so sure tht isn’t a picture of either Roger Clemmons or Jose Canseco…
“Steroids in the Goth Age”, next Maury. :limp:
Her career finally over as an NFL linebacker, Mitsy decided to move to LA and open her own clothing store, “Mitsy’s Leather ‘n Things”, specializing in headwear that makes moose want to mount the customer.
It’s rather scary isn’t it, but, one can always sing along with AnnieB! 😈
I feel pretty Oh so pretty I feel pretty and witty and gay And I pity Any boy who isn’t me today I feel charming Oh so charming It’s alarming how charming I feel And so pretty That I hardly can believe I’m real See the pretty boy in that mirror there? Who can that attractive boy be? Such a pretty face Such a pretty dress Such a pretty smile Such a pretty me! I feel stunning And entrancing Feel like running And dancing for joy For I’m loved By a pretty wonderful girl…
Of course some other words come to mind looking at that picture again, yes words my wise and wonderful baseball coach used to say before we headed out onto the field, usually emphasised with a bat.
“Box Check!”
😆
Is/was that a pet dog she/he is holding?
..when the third Affleck brother escapes from the basement.
Henry Rollins finally comes out of the closet.
who said being “every woman” was easy on the body?
“holding the empty bag of lost self esteem”
“sangrina with fruit and shit”
AAAAAAHHHHH! :puke: When the (shudder) Boobahs were on PBS a few years ago, I’d freak out everytime my daughter would watch it. You should have more warning with that link 😕
A stop at Starbucks, a little Sangrina, and then we stedge!
I see ADER in the background. Is this an indication the “it” is Dart Vader’s and Princess Leah’s “love child” ? :puke:
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HaHA!! Just says how wrong I can be! My thoughts flashed ROGERS & HAMMERSTEIN !!
(*I Enjoy Being a Girl)
:kiss:
planet of the apes
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Hah….that would be Nader….NADER……as in this would be the love child of Ralph Nader and Janet Reno……not because of how it looks, but because simply how fucked up would you be if you found out Nader and Reno were your parents……I would dress funny too…..not like this…….nowhere near it……. :puke:
Forgot….caption……..
“This is Jack Black in his new role as Sandra Bullock’s new partner in the sequel ‘Miss Congeniality 3: Costume Mayhem’, where he proves that Aerosmith was wrong, Dude doesn’t looks like a lady.”
Of course unless that lady just happens to be butch……..
👿 :puke: :wtf:
:wtf:OMFG!!! WTF is supposedto BE exactly???? Looks like it could be one of my stepson’s girlfriends!! :limp:
WFT dave is today sponsored by the Gay, Lesbian, Trans gendered leauge? From boombahs (not enough acid in the world to allow me to understand that one) to Animals with rainbows coming out of there ass humping in the woods.
Caption Time….
ZillaLand where black is the new white…
or
Want to pet my pussy?
She-Hulk goes shopping.
Give She-Hulk discount or She-Hulk SMASH.
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Hey Doug,
Get over it. Plenty of LGBT folks on this site.
Don’t like it? Too bad.
Perez…Hilton ?? ❗
Just like in ‘Crocodile Dundee’, I keep looking for Paul Hogan to walk up and grab the crotch to see if we are dude or dudette… 😈
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Man–now there’s a job I would not want! :puke: :limp: :puke:
EVEN I WOUNLD’NT :wang: HER :thong: :puke:
In an alternate universe, Angie Harmon did not say no to steroids. Love the hair don’t.
Ok, that has to be the boyfriend/girlfriend of Mr. Flowery Robe On The Phone.
WTF? Did she sit on some little old lady’s poodle, then tie some rope around the tail and neck and stuff some change and a wallet up its ass??? :wtf:
Damn, Cher’s gained a lot of weight.
[Comment ID #296517 will appear here]
AH HAHAHA! I wonder if she knows she looks this bad? :limp: :puke:
[Comment ID #296560 will appear here] but would you :wang: him?
Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.
I can bring home the bacon, fry it up in the pan….cause I’m a ??? I’m at at a loss here.
“I am Woman, hear me roar see me scowl…”
Zilla girl headed for a costume party with her bag-o-tricks. :wtf: 😕 🙄 🙁
Hallo there little darlin’ :puke: :puke: :puke: :dead:
Am I the only one who thinks (s)he looks like a young Charles Grodin?
(S)he reminds me of the time a buddy, and I, and his girlfriend dressed up for Halloween. His girlfriend was/is 5 foot 10 and she’s … “Um” … she’s a BIG girl. She decided to dress as a prostitute, with a dress and ridiculous looking high heel platform type shoes that she found in a thrift store, and heavy make-up. Two people looked at her and said, “You’re a guy, playing a transvestite, right?” I overheard a guy flat out ask her, “Are you male or female?” She seemed humiliated, or mortified.
I’m so lonely, I’d do her.
Oh SHIT! Ignore that last part!^ IGNORE THAT LAST PART!!! 🙂
🙄 I’d recognize that stunt
double anywhere !!
NCIS wanna-be ? Yikes !!
LOL !! 😕
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Too late. Your comment will for now and forever be a part of Zilla history.
R.I.P. Tim +++++
Alas poor Tim we knew him well
A man with eyes bigger than his abilities
Swallowed up in his prime
Gone, but not forgotten.