Captiontime #221

1. AnnieB

   12 February, 2008, 5:39 pm

   Now that’s a wedgie! 😛

2. scamper95

   12 February, 2008, 6:31 pm

   Damn I bet that hurts

3. ZenReaper

   12 February, 2008, 6:47 pm

   :wtf: ouch…

4. Suzi

   12 February, 2008, 6:53 pm

   Good lord. I thought “thong” and “wedgie” were synonymous until I saw this.

5. Infernos

   12 February, 2008, 6:58 pm

   Something about a camel toe from hell comes to mind here 😈

6. Drusky

   12 February, 2008, 7:01 pm

   Suddenly, an awful vision of cutting open a clam with a bandsaw comes to mind… 😛 :wtf: :dead:

   A caption? Oh Yeah…

   The thong that went wrong…

7. Drusky

   12 February, 2008, 7:06 pm

   Dave, Why isn’t the video of the day a topic on it’s own?

   The person in the video could be the above pictured girl seen from the front… :limp:

8. ospirin

   12 February, 2008, 7:09 pm

   I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my thong
   So sexy it hurts

9. hoatzin

   12 February, 2008, 7:19 pm

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   [S]he apparently likes mushrooms

10. Lake Effect

    12 February, 2008, 7:25 pm

    Seems she might be…um…looking for her contacts?

11. Steve W

    12 February, 2008, 7:45 pm

    Damn she took the thong song a little too seriously.

12. Jay Laverdure

    12 February, 2008, 8:39 pm

    Mandy, I told you last time: You don’t HAVE to get dressed in the dark…

13. Lake Effect

    12 February, 2008, 9:22 pm

    That ain’t the bread thong you promised you’d wear!

14. Meagan

    12 February, 2008, 9:22 pm

    It was a dare. She had to show him her thong and lick his pants. He just didn’t think she’d do it like this. :wtf:

15. Supercharged_goddess

    12 February, 2008, 9:36 pm

    :wtf: Wow! If she can do that she has on grannie thongs! :puke: Someone! Quick! Get that poor person another box of floss! :limp: And here we have Britney’s new line of strait jacket, in a modern barely there look in classic white.

16. Supercharged_goddess

    12 February, 2008, 9:37 pm

    Damn she’s cheeky!

17. janeeto

    12 February, 2008, 10:29 pm

    Mary said to Jack, “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours.” Jack, thinking this was going to be his lucky night, quickly unzipped his pants as Mary went to the restroom. Jack soon realized that Mary wasn’t playing with a full deck. :limp:

18. janeeto

    12 February, 2008, 10:32 pm

    RE: Video of the day: Why is he wearing a gas mask over his junk? Side effect of eating wild mushrooms?

19. Russ

    13 February, 2008, 1:20 am

    A little to the the left… A little closer… now gag! :wang:

    From this angle who cares what she looks like.

20. Lung the Younger

    13 February, 2008, 2:54 am

    Borat’s sister?

21. Spud

    13 February, 2008, 3:35 am

    Floss anyone?

22. hoatzin

    13 February, 2008, 6:18 am

    Wicked Weasel, makers of fine micro bikinis and popular with onanists everywhere, announces their new spring collection: Wicked Painful Weasel

23. AnnieB

    13 February, 2008, 7:50 am

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    Your ability to cut to the chase is laudable. 😛 :kiss: :wang:

24. Mjaz

    13 February, 2008, 8:33 am

    Calories aside – here are some of the (arguably) grossest canned foods: http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2007/10/gallerycannedfoods?slide=1&slideView=1

    Make sure to try the bird-nest (aka bird-puke) soda, and the silkworms in gravy.

25. Bigwavdave

    13 February, 2008, 8:35 am

    AYPWIP?

    Well I think so, but wouldn’t putting a thong backwards and over your shoulders be illegal in Canada?

26. Mjaz

    13 February, 2008, 8:36 am

    hmmmm – link didn’t work – trying again:
    http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2007/10/gallerycannedfoods?slide=1&slideView=1

    If it doesn’t work again, I won’t continue to spam, but trust me.. there is some nasty shit people will put in their mouths – beyond the obvious =P

27. TimM

    13 February, 2008, 8:36 am

    My sister has a tramp stamp tattoo just like tha…….. OMG..Debbie?!!

28. Lung the Younger

    13 February, 2008, 8:45 am

    Unsurprisingly, the “Blind Girls Gone Wild!” franchise didn’t really catch on.

29. Nicolette

    13 February, 2008, 8:58 am

    Makes me wonder what look is on the guy holding the beer’s face? I mean did he think he was going to get lucky, and then start to freak out……. :wtf:

30. junkman

    13 February, 2008, 9:30 am

    this really is the thin edge of the wedge.

31. swankboy

    13 February, 2008, 11:09 am

    Corn on the cob: hard to get out of your teeth harder to get out of your…

32. DaPopster

    13 February, 2008, 11:12 am

    Thar’s gonna leave a nasty rash …………. :wtf:

33. StevieC

    13 February, 2008, 11:31 am

    That’s not a thong, those are reins for beer guy to control the canter. :wang:

34. Russ

    13 February, 2008, 11:43 am

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    Thank you, thank you, thank you. You can pee on my leg anytime just don’t make me call you a bitch. I don’t know you that well. 😈 😛

35. Flash Gordon

    13 February, 2008, 12:04 pm

    Winner, Knob-gnawer #5, Westminster Show, Best of Breed. 👿 😈 😛

    AnnieB, you little bitch. :kiss: :wang: :wang:

36. Lake Effect

    13 February, 2008, 12:59 pm

    Funniest G-string video I’ve ever seen…

37. Pablo

    13 February, 2008, 1:09 pm

    The golden rule goes for wedgies as well.

    It is better to give than receive.

    And is it appropriate to wear the white thong on this side of Labor Day?

38. AnnieB

    13 February, 2008, 2:24 pm

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    How dare you! I’ll have you know that I’m a COLOSSAL bitch. I don’t do ANYTHING halfway! 😛 :kiss: :wang:

39. bud

    13 February, 2008, 2:40 pm

    “One more tug on these shoulder straps, and I should be able to yank out whatever is stuck up there…”

40. Flash Gordon

    13 February, 2008, 3:25 pm

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    Many pardons, babe. Does this mean you won’t pee on my leg?
    🙁 🙁 :kiss: 😳

41. Spud

    13 February, 2008, 4:00 pm

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    Brilliant.

42. Maven

    13 February, 2008, 4:28 pm

    Looks like she’s emulating Borat’s thong.

    I wonder if she shaves her ass like he does…

43. Robert Baker

    13 February, 2008, 7:28 pm

    I think it’s a sling shot device…..but I’m sure what it’s shooting, or where it’s aimed 😈

44. rjbaker

    13 February, 2008, 7:37 pm

    I think this is a form of self-propulsion. The thong propels the ass into
    the head. Recto-cranial inversion! 😀

45. AnnieB

    13 February, 2008, 7:38 pm

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    One golden shower coming up … arf arf 😛

46. Dragonhose

    13 February, 2008, 9:32 pm

    Can you hear me now?

47. Dragonhose

    14 February, 2008, 12:33 pm

    I don’t think this things working.

48. AnnieB

    14 February, 2008, 2:01 pm

    What do you mean? Do you think it’s supposed to talk back to you or something? 😀

49. Mr Doug

    14 February, 2008, 3:37 pm

    …and this resulted in the worlds largest camel toad….

50. Flash Gordon

    14 February, 2008, 4:42 pm

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    Hey, they most always talk back to me! I’ve been trying t o dry my leg. :wang: :kiss: 😎 🙂

51. Bigwavdave

    14 February, 2008, 10:19 pm

    Happy V Day to all you Zilla Vixens. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

52. Marcus

    14 February, 2008, 10:56 pm

    I didn’t know you could wear dental floss :puke:

53. StevieC

    15 February, 2008, 7:50 am

    Ok, she’s been here for three days – hose her down; she’s done.

54. Dragonhose

    16 February, 2008, 3:34 pm

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    He told her it was his new zipper cell phone.

55. Dude

    22 February, 2008, 12:30 pm

    [Comment ID #227284 will appear here]Is this a very subtle Rush reference? If it is…sweet.

56. Maven

    29 February, 2008, 5:10 pm

    I’m just envisioning the damage that high-pressured thong could do to an errant hemmorhoid that dared to see daylight.

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    12 June, 2008, 12:38 pm

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