Year: 2008
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More Annoying Words
Putty Pewter Sputum Guffaw Gewgaw… …And its evil twin geegaw Hijinks Hinky Hella What words are annoying you, lately?
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I have a confession to make
Every time I see a convertible parked with its top down, I feel tempted to drop or hide something unexpected in their car. Here are some of the things I have considered “gifting†convertible owners with: Five kilos of confetti A squirrel Dry ice A kite, tied to the back seat A rubber snake A…
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Things you’ve never seen
A vegan mosquito A woman with a fear of shoes A cat begging to have a leash put on it A 90 year-old woman off-roading in a Jeep Wrangler A group of overweight frat boys engaged in group pilates Fat, old men in panties, pretending to be teenage girls in chatrooms A roomful of Victoria’s…
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Where I was all weekend, Part II
So this was the bathroom: On the plus side, they had giant scissors, a clearly marked beach and the biggest smiley face I hope to ever see. Also, the Shriners up there drive funny cars. Despite the weirdness, I actually got three days to relax and not work or go online. Go me!
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