Image via Jacky Chen
Year: 2008
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Bear Warning
Image via David Dunlap
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More Annoying Words
- Putty
- Pewter
- Sputum
- Guffaw
- Gewgaw…
- …And its evil twin geegaw
- Hijinks
- Hinky
- Hella
- What words are annoying you, lately?
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I have a confession to make
Every time I see a convertible parked with its top down, I feel tempted to drop or hide something unexpected in their car. Here are some of the things I have considered “gifting†convertible owners with:
- Five kilos of confetti
- A squirrel
- Dry ice
- A kite, tied to the back seat
- A rubber snake
- A Walkie Talkie under the seat
- Someone else’s underwear in the backseat
- Parking tickets
- Sex toys and used condoms
- A super bubble wand affixed to their headrest
What would you drop in a convertible?
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Things you’ve never seen
- A vegan mosquito
- A woman with a fear of shoes
- A cat begging to have a leash put on it
- A 90 year-old woman off-roading in a Jeep Wrangler
- A group of overweight frat boys engaged in group pilates
Fat, old men in panties, pretending to be teenage girls in chatrooms- A roomful of Victoria’s Secret models masturbating to Shrek
- Pirates, sharing their hopes, dreams and feelings
- A redneck with a deep interest in the plight of non-American workers
- What have you never seen?
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Why I don’t mind having pale skin in summer
Photo by Lizz, taken on our trip last weekend.
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Where I was all weekend, Part II
So this was the bathroom:
On the plus side, they had giant scissors, a clearly marked beach and the biggest smiley face I hope to ever see.
Also, the Shriners up there drive funny cars.
Despite the weirdness, I actually got three days to relax and not work or go online. Go me!
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