I have a confession to make

Every time I see a convertible parked with its top down, I feel tempted to drop or hide something unexpected in their car. Here are some of the things I have considered “gifting” convertible owners with:

  1. Five kilos of confetti
  2. A squirrel
  3. Dry ice
  4. A kite, tied to the back seat
  5. A rubber snake
  6. A Walkie Talkie under the seat
  7. Someone else’s underwear in the backseat
  8. Parking tickets
  9. Sex toys and used condoms
  10. A super bubble wand affixed to their headrest

What would you drop in a convertible?


  1. Mjaz

    Fake dog poop in the middle of the seat.

  2. Memphisbandman


    How ’bout one of those remote control fart machines? Randomly sounding-off as they’re pulling away, trying to explain to their spouse that it really ISN’T them, this time!

  3. Note #1 to self: remember to put the top up if I ever have to park in Royal Oaks.

    Note #2 to self: steer clear of any Sixbucks in Royal Oaks that serves Vanilla Buscardo Café.

    Note #3 to self: If I ever find myself in Royal Oaks, keep the cheeks clenched or I might get stedged.

  4. Spill coffee across the seats :java: Empty an ashtray or if you have a travel wastebasket, it would be a good time to empty it out. Fake vomit,hand or foot, ketchup, mayonaise, a not-so-lucky rabbit’s foot, gorilla glue,beer cans,expired Lotto tickets,Playboy,Playgirl, or a Guns & Ammo Magazine, and a pair of dice because they took a “gamble” leaving the top down. 😈

  5. leave brochures for embarrassing surgeries like penis extensions or labia reductions 😈

  6. Spud

    or parking tickets for $61,000… 😛

  7. janeeto

    If at a grocery store, a piece of fish from the fresh meat case or if near a pet store, some ‘feeder’ fish (no need to put any water in the baggie, sir…). Place fish underneath the passenger seat. In a few days, SURPRISE!

    A nearly empty beer can/bottle. Spill the remainder on the floor of the car, and maybe, he’ll pull some bonehead move in traffic, and will have to explain that in court.

    I like the walkie-talkie idea; or, if you know the person, a battery-operated ‘baby’ monitor. Follow behind them and here what kind of things they say.

  8. julesOdeNile
    • on the hidden side of the steering wheel, gooey stuff like vasceline
  9. 40 gallons of quick-set Jell-O.
    (If you live in New York, you might even get an arts grant for this)

    Replace airbag with inflatable doll.

    Horse’s head.

    Hang Blair Witch Project stick-doll from rear view mirror.

    Place thin lines of talcum powder along the dashboard.

    Fake bird shit on upholstery.

    Jack-in-the-box spring in glove compartment.

    Superglue on accelerator pedal.

    Daisy Duke (shorts and all)

  10. julesOdeNile

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    you had me at Talcum Powder 😀 :twisted:niiice!

  11. Rufnkdnme

    *Put the Club on the steering wheel.

    *Turn the volume all the way up on the radio (extra points for putting your kids “Barney” or “Wiggles” CD in the player first).

    *Real Dog Poop in the middle of the seat.

    *Big ‘ole loogy on the rear view mirror.

  12. junkman

    *fresh squid in the air conditioning vent (or just rub it on everything)

    *bananaindataypap (not exactly a top down thing but love the way eddie murphy says it)

    *super glue on the head rest (thanks for the idea lung)

    *day-glo aborted piglet hung from rear view mirror (i prefer lime green)

    *take 3 or 4 people with Alzheimer’s out for a walk from the local “senior’s” and put them in the car and tell them you will be back later. (could also pour in the liquid jello (thanks again lung) and re-film cocoon)

    *if the top can be pulled up a bit, spray paint “all truckers are whiny faggots” inside and then drop it back into place. (should be good for a little dennis weaver action down the road)

    *get ross to kiss the windshield, steering wheel, interior handles and knobs all over.

  13. Zilla the Younger

    Cat in labor
    Bubble soap in the air conditioner
    Babby powder in the air conditioner

  14. A voodoo doll in a smashed up toy convertible.

    A homeless guy hiding under a blanket.

    A cat with sharp claws works perfect on leather seats.

    A prostitute hiding under a blanket. 😈

  15. julesOdeNile

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    pure evil on that first one!!!! 😈 😈 😈 you need a real spanking, you!

  16. john in co

    An ultra tiny alarm clock with multipule alarm setting.

    a left foot in a tennis shoe.

    A buttload of gideon’s bibles

  17. Drusky

    I once filled a college roommate’s VW Rabbit ragtop with styrofoam peanuts from the shipping and receiving department. Every nook and cranny including the glovebox. I figured it was justified as he was passed out in the dorm after throwing a drunken party while I was trying to cram for a test…

  18. yall guys make me laugh like everyday with these funny ass posts!



  19. [Comment ID #387295 will appear here]

    I say the voodoo doll in a smashed up toy convertible wins!


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    Thanks! I am feeling a little naughty lately. Gee, I wonder why? 😈

  21. chainstay

    Just sit in the back seat with a martini and a big cigar. When the people come out yell, “Where the hell have you been!? I am not paying you to shop! Now get your ass in gear, I am late for the opera!”

  22. Jessie

    Confetti in the air conditioner 😀
    Pee on the seat :puke:

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    Dude, the left foot in a tennis shoe isn’t funny, considering what’s been going on in B.C. lately. Now if it was two turkey drumsticks stuffed into a tennis shoe, that would be funny!

  24. 2 Tons of froot loops.

    Fill the back seat with a pool liner and H2O and goldfish.

    Fake or real vomit on the seat, what ever floats your boat.

    500,000 political pamphlets for every candidate imaginable.

  25. a cougar in spandex with a six-pack of Bud and a 12-pack of trojans

  26. Edward Duquette

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    My ex-wife!,lol Actually, I would put a package of fresh chicken under the seat, and hopefully the owner wouldn`t find it for a week. ! Phew!!

  27. That’s okay, I’ve already got sex toys and used condoms in my car. Although, it’d be fun to ride around in my MINI with a squirrel!! Oh! Please come to NJ and toss a squirrel in my car!


    (actually the super bubble wand is a great idea. I promise to blast Lawrence Welk music as I drive around.)

  28. Timm

    My mom has a convertible. The top goes down only under certain conditions. Some formulae known only to her involving; temperature, humidity, wind, distance to be traveled, time of day, alignment of planets. The top has been down twice in about four years.

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