Things you probably should avoid doing at the border patrol booth
When asked if you have food to declare, ask if human remains count. Tell the patrol official to, "kindly hurry the fuck up." "No. You cannot look in my trunk.…
Don’t be a trobe
trobe (TROBE) adj. A useless idiot. Kind of an asshole.viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra…
Tribes: Over Smilers
I hate them. The Over Smilers. They ruin photos, frighten children and cause cows to dry up with their wan expressions and lipless grimaces. First introduced to the United States…
Observation No. 1,036,997
I've decided I really like the U-Scans at the grocery store because they still card me for beer.viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap…
Tribes: Coupon Clippers
Jason Macemore and I had lunch at a local Greek restaurant. When we left to pay, the woman in front of us was using one of those keyring discount cards.…
Think twice America!
viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra…
Weepy
Did you ever own a toy or object that you swore was made by a mentally unstable person? Back when I still dyed my hair colors not known to nature…
Gang names we’d like to see
Southside Sommeliers Cockney Scholars Motown Pacifists West Coast UNIX Programmers Cleveland Pussies The Cribs T-Dot Poutineers Well-Adjusted Youths of Baltimore The Aristocrats Which gang names would you like to see?…
the old Ductch oven
Dear Mistre Dave Zilla Long time no here. Whats up?? i have an idea for you one that will go down in th anals and anuses of history.!!! I have…
Moon BM? Moon Bum?
viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl viagra 6 free samples viagra online viagra for women viagra…
Definition of an Asshole
A pink Hummer. Truly, this driver is in league with Satan.viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy viagra online inurl…
Things I learned from watching the Sci Fi network
Maglites are to be held near the head, in a knife stabbing position. Astronauts and aquanauts require lights on the inside of their helmets, facing their eyes Rich women wear…
You must be logged in to post a comment.