Observations

James B (who created this week's poll) frightened me with a true story about tonsil stones. I have to admit, it was pretty gross. Look up pictures of them on…

Our high school typing instructor was hot. She had a body like Bettie Page and wore ridiculously tight skirts and stiletto heels. Her one odd trait was her nails. As…

Identifying more arsehole drivers in front of you. Texters: True story: Tuesday, I had to swerve to avoid a woman who almost ran me off the road. She was completely…

Identifying the arsehole driver in front of you. The Midwestern Bookworm: The Bookworm loves to read. Right now, she is in the fast lane in front of you, finishing the…

Over the past few years, I’ve noticed a change in the patter of waitstaff. I only pay attention to these things because I was once a waiter, myself. Time was,…

I just received a spam entitled, "Make You're Penis the Size of You're Entire Body!!!!!" Ignoring the atrocious punctuation errors, this message is troubling on several levels. First off, I'm…

Michelle Madigan, for thinking she is smarter than the hackers at DEFCON. Sorry, Michelle. These are the brightest minds in the United States. You aren't. I should mention that I…

Maven's recent post about the homeless man jerking off in public reminded me of a similar experience I had. No, I wasn't a homeless, black man. Way back in the…

You've been drinking beer (legally) for 22 years now. It's about time you learned to drink beer from a bottle without backing up the carbonation and causing a beer fountain…

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As the jogger passes you on the sidewalk, tear a strip of cloth quickly and see if they stop to check their pants for rips. Hide in the bushes of…

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