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Back in the 1980s when it seemed every major city had a goth club called "Asylum" or "Sanctuary", there was an upsurge in singles bars for yuppies. Most had catchy, but annoying, two-syllable names like, "Scruples" or "Mixers" or "Wombats". Recently, specialty clubs for special needs groups have popped up around the world. I imagine they'd have names like … Distractions: For singles with A.D.D. Twitches: The meeting place for singles with Tourette Syndrome. Wheezer's: Where well-to-do asthmatics mingle. Poseurs: The place for aging new wavers. Stumpy's: Serving the single amputee since 1982. Trekkies! for the permanently single. Doody's: A…

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