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  • Dave Shea is an artichoke

    Yours truly has interviewed the talented and prolific author, Molly Holzschlag for Digital Web magazine. Yes, it’s a silly read. Read the interview

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  • The wit and wisdom of my girlfriend, Natalie

    First we nap. Then I crush your spirit. It’s like marshmallow, but hard. I got water in my eye from your ass. I am making dinner. It has delicious cheesy goodness. I’m trying to lure you into trusting me. viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra…

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  • Note to Self: 5,139

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  • Just a thought

    You know how dolphins are capable of using their sonar to herd shoals of fish into tight balls to attack and eat? I wish I could do that with dust bunnies and lint. Except for the eating part. viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy viagra buy…

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  • Several pricks

    An elementary school class started a class project to make a planter to take home to their parents. They wanted to have a plant in it that was easy to take care of, so they decided to use cactus plants. The students were given green ware pottery planters in the shape of a clown, which…

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  • A day in the life of God

    4:30 AM Alarm goes off. Hit snooze twice. 4:48 AM Drag feet out of bed. Trip over Catholic martyrs who have been groveling at feet all night. 4:51 AM Wait for morning erection to subside. 4:59 AM Take a pee over North America. Giggle as Canadians mistake it for acid rain again. 5:12 AM Take…

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  • Unusual names and invisible friends

    Heather Champ mentioned her dogs’ full names in a contest yesterday: Chieka Ciquita Banana Boom Boom Powazek Champ and Bugsley Dante Alphonso P-Pants Champ Powazek. Such clever and descriptive names. The names reminded me of one of my sisters, who had an imaginary friend as a child. Her imaginary friend’s name was Penny Pipperdoodle and…

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  • Bad Places for a Third Nipple

    It’s not terribly uncommon for persons of either gender to possess a third nipple. What is uncommon is having the extraneous areola appear in the expected location. Often they are to be found on knees, thighs or shoulder-blades. While neither Natalie (yes, she’s finally updated) nor I can claim ownership of a vestigial nipple, we…

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  • Where the beautiful people are

    Back in the 1980s when it seemed every major city had a goth club called “Asylum” or “Sanctuary”, there was an upsurge in singles bars for yuppies. Most had catchy, but annoying, two-syllable names like, “Scruples” or “Mixers” or “Wombats”. Recently, specialty clubs for special needs groups have popped up around the world. I imagine…

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