Mind your T’s and A’s
On Friday I got the following error message in BBEdit. Someone had misspelled "title" within a link tag. Error:File wn_messaging.jsp; Line 72: Document type does not permit attribute "tit" within…
Most Dangerous Jobs
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The mind is not the first thing to go
My 41st birthday is this Sunday. They say the mind is the first thing to go. For me, the mind is not the first thing to go. it will be…
Modern Literature in Five Words
Swann's Way — Marcel Proust "I just can't fall asleep." Lo! — Charles Fort "It's raining cats and frogs." Mists of Avalon — Marion Zimmer Bradley "Ew! With your own…
A favor
I have a confession. I've not been very pleased with this site over the past year. No, I am not going to give up posting. I just want to improve…
Best Worst Dream Ever
I had the stupidest dream of my life last night. In the dream, my best friend was Corey Feldman. All of my friends at work kept teasing me for hanging…
Overheard: 9th Graders Gone Wild Edition
[ Scene: Coffeehouse counter, two 9th grade girls are flirting with the barista, a man as gay as a French Horn ] Girl #1: "Can you believe this? She […
Note to self: 5,401-5,403
When eating a vegetable roll-up that includes Greek hot peppers, avoid the temptation to rub the eyes. Keep the lock de-icer outside the vehicle; not in the glovebox. Don't try…
Complete this sentence #16
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Horror Films that Never Made it to the Big Screen
An American Hamster in London The Texas Pencil Sharpener Massacre A Sort of Bad Dream on Elm Street I Spit on Your Sidewalk Invasion of the Bagel Snatchers The Yapping…
Anagram Interview: Ashlee Simpson
DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in Ashlee Simpson…
Performance
No doubt you've seen television commercials for impotence and "male enhancement" drugs, such as Viagra or Enzyte. There is a constant reference to "performance". As if your penis is auditioning…
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