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Far be it from me to make fun of an international tragedy, but I keep hearing people struggling with the word tsunami. Ever since the disaster, I have been collecting…
The Japanese have very different outlook than the rest of us. This is a really bad name for networking software. Now you too can enjoy pole dancing in the privacy…
I promise not to roll my cats in powdered cheese. I will not randomly dial extensions at work and tell coworkers they've been let go. I resolve not to post…
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Snowfall Edition After a conversation with my new coworker Jim, I was inspired to rerun an old post on the topic: I got over nine inches last night. Man, that…
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Protracted insurgency: No, it's a war. Plain and simple. Deck: Yes, some sad hipsters still use this. Fab, faboo and fabs: [shudder] Calling white folk crackers. Please. The proper term…
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