What is your kryptonite?
There exists one thing in everyone's life that makes them shiver with fear, double over with nausea or curl into a fetal position. I have several of these bugabooos including,…
Overheard: Delicious-Sounding Tea Edition
On Saturday, I ate lunch at one of my favorite local Lebanese restaurants. My waitress was a lovely, young Korean woman who was adjusting to being leered at by her…
Overheard: Flight to Arkansas Edition
[Sitting behind me on plane] Traveler #1: "Whut wuz thayat?" Traveler #2: "I bet it wuzza wheelz comin' down." Traveler #1: "Wheelz? Fer real?" Traveler #2: "Yessir. We's sittin' raht…
Astral Body Workout
I was IMing with my friend Jim S. when we got on one of those odd topics. I know. Moi? Talk about something weird? So we're talking about astral bodies,…
More people we dislike #7
People who run their lawnmower/snowblower/leafblower before 9AM on a weekend. Guys who think the prison pants look is still in. People who turn their vehicles into walking advertisements for their…
Top Signs You May Be a Walking Asshole
You double-park your Hummer in the handicapped section Your television cost more than your education You post naked pictures of your ex- online You often make lefthand turns from the…
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Why I hate local news coverage, II
To call a local news anchor a skilled reporter is like calling a Pekinese one of the World's deadliest predators. Here are some of the statements that made me want…
How to annoy the drive through clerk
"I'll have a small Coke, no onions." "What wine goes with that?" "I don't know what I want. You pick." "I'm not wearing underwear." Do you have kids' meals?" [wait…
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