All right, who befoozled the Intraweb again?
Tech Support Person in Bangladesh: "Good evening and hello today. I am please to help you very much." Clueless computer user in Duluth: "It's morning, sonny. Do you know stuff…
What Would Davezilla Do?
If you were given one million dollars to spend on your loved ones, and only one week to do it, how would you cheat to keep it all for yourself?
Consensus needed
Does the message on her shorts say: Spoiled Soiled Oiled Foiled Boiled Who cares? Nice ass!
Davezilla’s Dictionary #528
Apecurious: [APE-ih-KYUR-ee-us] Noun One who considers himself a gourmand, but is in fact utterly devoid of basic table etiquette. Bistrough: [BEESE-troff] Noun An overpriced, overrated, trendy restaurant with food not…
Getting laid
The Management is currently getting laid. Please check back at a more convenient time when sexual escapades have subsided. Please note that this will only be a temporary cessation.
My Private Hell
There is a theory that each man and woman has a personal Hell waiting for them. No, not the checkout line at Starbucks. I mean after we die, sillies. A…
Complete this sentence #11
The Canadian Election Results are in and in a surprise victory, the __________ party won.
Who needs zoos when you live in one?
It's true. I may be the last human left in my building. I'm in the center apartment, upstairs. To my left are chimpanzees, that screech and whoop during ESPN Sports…
NDOWD? NDEED.
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