Overheard: SPF-45 Edition

25 July, 2004Posted inObservations7 Comments
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The origin of logotypes

24 July, 2004Posted inUncategorized12 Comments
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Personality Test

23 July, 2004Posted inObservations22 Comments
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Caption time #11

22 July, 2004Posted inCaption Time27 Comments
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Things Mother never said

21 July, 2004Posted inObservations19 Comments
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Note to self: 4,699

20 July, 2004Posted inObservations31 Comments
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We’re not usually

19 July, 2004Posted inUncategorized16 Comments
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18 July, 2004Posted inObservations19 Comments
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God is your co-writer

17 July, 2004Posted inObservations35 Comments
Christianity is a beautiful religion with a big problem. Marketing. No other religion feels so compelled to proselytize through the dubious medium of bumper stickers (except Wiccans, and they just do it to be silly). The bumper stickers would be fine … if they made any sense. Read some of the following stickers (all real, I might add) and see if any of them would make you feel compelled to convert. It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees. (Is this about prayer or blowjobs?) Make your eternal reservations now -- 'smoking' or 'non-smoking'? As sure as God puts…

Welcome to my world

16 July, 2004Posted inObservations13 Comments
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People we can safely dislike #2

14 July, 2004Posted inObservations15 Comments
Guys who wear t-shirts with tuxedos printed on them. People who finish their sentences by clucking their tongue. Every time. I don't mind the odd lawn gnome or statue of Mary, but when it gets to be a village… People whose entire philosophical base can be summarized through the 18 bumperstickers littering their Chevy Astro. Coworkers who feel every situation warrants a line from Homer Simpson. People who take "pitchers" with their "point 'n' snaps". Anyone who whips out their gold card at the dollar store Men who claim to have confronted and fought off Bigfoot. Drivers who take pains…