Year: 2009
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Sex on a Hot Tin Roof
I used to have a cat named Sex. I didn’t name it. My roommate Chris H. had the honors. He was inspired by a mutual friend, Kevin F. who had cats named Gravity and Reality. Chris’ rationale was it would be hilarious to yell “SEEEEEEEEX! Here Sex! Come on, pussy,” across the neighborhood. Consequently we…
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More People We Can Safely Dislike #23: Travel Edition
Oh my readers, I have not abandoned you. I am working myself to death slowly. I’ve been in 5 states in four days. Anyway, all this travel got me hating on folks again, so here’s my travel edition of more people we can safely dislike. UPDATE: No idea how comments got turned off! They are…
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Nothing to see here folks
In the interest of job preservation, I have never blogged about work. I’m going to tonight, but I am not pulling a Dooce. This is just something odd that happened today. My fiancée and I both work at the same agency, but on different floors. I went up after work to see what time she…
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Google has some interesting autofill suggestions
Ever noticed how Google will start to autofill suggestions as you type? This can lead to some pretty weird suggestions (which means all of us are typing in some really weird things numerous times). This is what I got by typing in “what are these s” and waiting for it to suggest something. Some other…
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More Unfortunate URLs
Haven’t done these in a few years! The following URLs are all unintentionally funny and all real companies. 1hourscrap.com achildshaven.com amigonefuneralhome.com apetit.com blindsexpress.com cumbooks.co.za [A Christian bookstore offering “Cum Blessings”] pro-lapse.com doggiestyles.co.uk ferrethandjobs.com [My personal favorite] ilovebigals.com ladrape.co.uk masterbaitonline.com michaelspornanimation.com oddsexchange.com oldmanshaven.com penisland.net [A Zilla Girl Destination] semensemble.org therapistschoice.com www.anker.com
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