Year: 2009
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Collective Nouns for Web 2.0
Back in the Middle Ages, knowing what collective noun was applied to a group of animals was taken quite seriously. We all know the common ones, such as herd of cows, a pack of dogs, a flock of birds, but there were plenty of obscure ones like an exaltation of larks, a murder of crows,…
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How to Speak Waiter
“I made this drink special for you. It has a unique, subtle flavor.”“I’ve added a toxic cleaning chemical to poison you. Can you guess what it is before the EMT arrives?” “May I take this out of your way?”“You selfish bastard. You’re taking up a table for four by yourself during our dinner rush. I…
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Caption Time #294
Apparently it’s gross out day on Davezilla. The photo, link and video are all going to make you queasy.
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How to read a real estate ad
Baroque = Broken Casual Living = Your neighbors have a refrigerator on their front lawn Charming = Corners don’t line up. Sagging porch. Country Living = Your street will never see a snow plow. Cozy = Cramped Diverse Wildlife = Raccoons will raid your garbage. Bats will roost in your attic. Coyotes will eat your…
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More People We Dislike #24
Brake tappers. Coffee drinkers who put perform an ongoing series of sugar modifications to their drinks, as if testing them for glucose tolerance. Couples in matching sweaters. Joggers who actually just walk, but pretend to run as soon as another pedestrian approaches, then promptly resume trudging along as soon as they pass them. Customers in…
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