Year: 2008

  • Captiontime #236

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  • What will you wear to graduation?

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  • My new hero

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    I know this has appeared on a few sites already, but it never stops making me laugh. And it’s all about what makes me laugh, isn’t it?

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  • Helpful!

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  • Captiontime #235

    Image via Brecht

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  • How to annoy telemarketers, Part II

    Special Guest Author: Jules OdeNile If they say they’re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located, how long it has been in business, how many people work there, how they got into this line of work,…

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  • How to annoy a kitten

    Airhorn during naptime Get out the laser pointer but don’t turn it on Place a grocery bag on the floor. When she creeps invariably inside it, scoop the bag up rapidly Itching powder in the cat litter Pour catnip on double-sided tape Force them to watch the entire Wings/Penguins game with you, through triple overtime…

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  • Uh, ma’am? There’s a badger on your head

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    To be honest, I’m not sure if she cut her hat open or if it came that way. In any event, her hair was a horrible rat’s nest and I just had to share…

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  • Overheard: Is it permanent?

    Girl 1: “Have you seen my new tat? I don’t think I’ve seen you since I got it.” Girl 2: “No! Lemme see!” [looks at her shoulderblade] Girl 2: “Oh, cool! Is it permanent?” Girl 1: “Yeah… That’s kinda the point.” Girl 2: “Really? Nothing will wash it off?” Girl 1: [shakes head] Girl 1:…

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  • I have no words

    I mean, how do you screw up a simple chest bump?

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  • Captiontime #234

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  • This is America

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