How to annoy a kitten

  1. Airhorn during naptime
  2. Get out the laser pointer but don’t turn it on
  3. Place a grocery bag on the floor. When she creeps invariably inside it, scoop the bag up rapidly
  4. Itching powder in the cat litter
  5. Pour catnip on double-sided tape
  6. Force them to watch the entire Wings/Penguins game with you, through triple overtime
  7. Shopvacs, circular saws and belt sanders indoors
  8. How would you annoy a kitten?


  1. I wait till mine jumps on the treadmill to take a nap then turn it on FULL BLAST!

    Grease the kitchen counter so when he jumps up he skids right back off the other side.

    Slowly and deliberatly eat a tuna salad sandwich in front of him and don’t share.

    Play with the dog and ignore him.

    The last one is funny, but when my cat gets tired of the dig getting attention, he goes and beats the crap outta him. Way too fuckin funny to watch. 😀

  2. Whoo hoo! That’s a great avatar to come back to!! :wang: 😀

  3. When she’s being elusive and distant, just wants to be left alone, I pick her up and cradle her like a baby and just cuddle her for at least five minutes.

    Attach her favorite cat toy to the cieling fan and turn it on on low.

  4. Flash Gordon

    Tie a paper sack to his tail. (No, do not set it afire.) 🙄 😳 😛 :wtf:

  5. Lake Effect

    Close the door to the room with the bathtub.

  6. pookazilla

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    Speaking of great avatars, that’s a great ass to come back to. Welcum back Astryd!! woohoo :wang: :wang:

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    SHE’S ALIVE!!!! A 21 pecker salute!

    :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:

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  8. Spud

    I’m sorry, ummmmmmm, what? oh yeah……. ummmmmmmm, what? ummmmm wear am I? There was a question I think but I can’t read anymore, something has caught my eye…

  9. Lake Effect

    Looking at those avatars for 7 days makes one week.

    :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :limp:

  10. patrick
    1. Vacuum cleaners, any make or model.
    2. Put the food out, take it back.
    3. Back in the day, it woulda been shotgun blasts of pot smoke to the cat in a paper bag. Funny as hell but now PC cops say it’s abusive. C’est la vie.
  11. Drusky

    Between Astryd and Nicolette, maybe the topic should be “How to annoy a kitten but please a pussy..” :wang:

  12. Cobe

    Slam the toilet seat while he’s having a drink.

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    …and is this something you’re well versed in?

  14. Bigwavdave

    Seen on the bumper of a Hummer – “Cats Flattened – While You Wait”

  15. Bear

    stick a 6 inch piece of scotch tape the legnth of their back.
    It is halarious to watch them run like they are under the bed. ROLMAO

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    spank!!!! want to bite that

  17. Turn on the electric can openener repeatedly without giving them any food.

    Put hot sauce on their food.

  18. Chris S.

    Two words: Kitten socks

  19. jewels-o-de-nile

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    bends over coyly What are you waitin’ for? Remember, waste not… 😛

  21. Have new home. Very excited. Broker’n shit but love my house. Work sent me to St Louis for training as well. Just got back. Gotta tell ya’, My God, some o’the guys (and girls) out there looked so good, I had to concentrate on not pouncin’ on anyone that winked. Walked around with wet panties the whole time. Considered going sans panties. Stayed at the Hilton at the Ballpark, caught some games and danced. Oh and learned…shit…stuff…about work. Uh…yeah.

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    Wooooaaaahhhh! WAAAAAY too much information there, Astryd!!!!

    Please, please, don’t EVER mention the name of the hotel you stayed in, OK?

    Something about the name “Hilton” just makes me sad and nauseous…

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    Had she provided this information before she arrived, we could have arranged for some entertainment for her during her stay.

  24. Drusky

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    Well, I don’t like to brag… but I used to be the ‘stunt tongue’ for Gene Simmons….
    😛 😀

  25. Drusky

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    Hush! She was just talking about ‘sans panties’! :undies: :wang:

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    Come to Mama… 😛 😆

  27. Flash Gordon

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    “sans panties.” What kind is that, thong or regular, and are they sold in Walmart? 😕 😕 :wtf: :wang:

  28. Randy

    Wrap a ace bandage around their middle, they become door stops, thats how I take my cat to the vet , realy try it its great 😈

  29. Lake Effect

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    Wow. St. Louis sans panties. While there you were much closer to here. Only about 600 miles away. I know gas prices are high, but I would have eagerly walked.

  30. Drusky

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    Just as long as they are ANYTHING but ‘Horatio Sanz’ panties’ (The guy from Mad T.V.) :limp: :puke:

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    lick * munch * slurp

  32. janeeto

    You must see the ‘before Rachael Ray was famous’ link! Goes well with the talk put forth by Mandy and Astryd.

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