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  • Night Queen

    Stable Dreams?
    A Man & A Night Mare
    The man is horse-hung (over). 😀

  • Lake Effect

    Wow…I’ve awoken to some real surprises back in my young & single drinkin’ days, but this guy is in for a defib moment shortly… 😳 :limp: :puke:

    There ain’t enuf :java: .

  • Davezilla

    I know you guys will be horsing around with the puns but try not to make an ass of yourselves. You weren’t raised in a barn. 😈

  • StevieC

    Ride the pony, satisfy your funk …

  • StevieC

    One Trick Pony

  • StevieC

    The horse that couldn’t say ‘Neigh’

  • pablo

    Young men still dream of sleeping with Sarah Jessica Parker

  • Danno

    Well, at least he removed the sheets…
    But seriously, I don’t know the rules but I’m pretty sure she’s underage…

  • jack

    nice ring

  • jack

    nice ring :mrgreen: 🙂

  • Meagan

    The morning after the donkey show… :wtf:

  • Faith

    Joe practices spooning before his first overnight date with Trixie.

  • Bigwavdave

    Rode hard and put away wet?

  • Chris S.

    So a guy and a horse walk into a bar and… Well it sort of ends up like a scene from The Godfather, only the guy is happy and the horse is wondering what got put into her drink.

  • Memphisbandman

    THAT’S why they call him “Big Brown!”

  • julesOdeNile

    thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s ass. 😆

  • Spud

    Har har har, that one was a good un, this whole thread is a horses ass.

  • Avalon

    evidence of the first equestrian pedophile

  • junkman

    Ben Dover and Filly McCrackin?

  • Spud

    Actually, my comment came off a bit like a horses ass, I was going for the down home on the farm set up, but failed miserably, crashed and burned.

    I was trying to come up with something witty, but all I could think of was how comfortable man and animal looked.

    I fell like an ass.

  • bluebonneville

    Hey, quit horsing around!!! …….. couldn’t resist 😆

  • patrick

    Bachelor’s party, drunken stupor-He could have sworn he bellowed, “We need some whores”, and instead he got a horse. She’s a cute little filly you must admit.

  • Nicolette

    I’ve heard of playing H-O-R-S-E, but this is ridiculous! :wtf:

  • Flash Gordon

    AnnieB’s cousin Cooter in a tender moment. 😛 🙄 :kiss: 😀

  • russ

    I’ve heard of coyote ugly but never seen a bitch mare ugly before. 😛

  • Drusky

    A deleted scene from the movie “My Friend Flicka”. Also cut was the courtroom scene where the defendant claims “Honest, Your Honor! I was just helping Flicka over the mattress…” 😈

  • StevieC

    Billy thought that the M in MILF stood for Mare

    He was a little confused about unbridled passion too.

  • StevieC

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    Can’t you tell that we were just chomping at the bit for something like this?

  • Elle

    He knew then with startling clarity he could never go back to the others after his date with Winnie.

  • Drusky

    Billy’s friends thought he was just being mean when he told them his girl had a face like a horse…

  • StevieC

    There once was a man with a foal,
    The thought of her gave him a pole


    …..

    I’ll let you guys finish it. Have fun!

  • StevieC

    Damn line breaks just don’t seem to work right ….

  • Lake Effect

    (In about an hour…) “Whattsa matter, honey? Why the long face?”

    :wang:

  • Spud

    A guy and his ‘girlfriend’ walk into a bar, the bartender says “why the long face?”

  • chainstay

    Then billy found out that daddy’s last words were “guard the family Jewels.” Not mules.

  • Penguin Pete

    My Pretty Pony… You can give her so much love…

  • Lung the Younger

    …and the beautiful princess fell asleep so soundly that she didn’t notice when the clock struck midnight……

  • Pyrotechnical Difficulties

    He said it was a sugarcube…but when she came to the next morning she realized it wasnt really sugar 😕

  • tinamarie

    When his dad said “Son, you need to settle down with a pretty little filly…” he took him REALLY seriously.

  • cbatdux

    Wil-Brrrrr!!!!

  • Timm

    When the horse awoke, she was alone. There was a note on the nightstand that said, “I’ll give you a call sometime.” but… you know he never will. 🙁

  • Ronica

    Didn’t y’all notice the yamaca??? This must be what the “new” Jewish kids are using to get around that no-no to premarital sex thing…

    Or maybe it’s the way he can “eat meat” on fridays :wtf:

  • StevieC

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    So you’re saying that’s Barbrrrra? On a clear day you can see a funny girl singing ‘Hello Dolly’ forever.

  • Drusky

    I don’t think THIS is what John Wayne had in mind when he said ‘mount up!’… 😈

  • StevieC

    Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filly Comments

  • Spud

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    Or “Get in line”

  • AnnieB

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    😆 😀 Thanks! :kiss:

  • AnnieB

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    But he also said “A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do.” 😛

  • Flash Gordon

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    Glad you woke up, Babe. Hangover? 😛 😳 :kiss: :thong:

  • Kristi

    Son of Mr. Hands.

  • AnnieB

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    Nope, African safari and I thought of you every time I pulled the trigger… 😈

  • Spud

    Wasn’t Trigger Gene Autry’s horse? 😆 😛

  • Lake Effect

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    :wtf: :wang: Wow. :wang: 😳

  • Spud

    Shoosh, just walk away very quietly and nobody will notice what happened, otherwise I may get hurt…. :wtf: 😀

  • AnnieB

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    Roy Rogers, you silly boy. Don’t you know one horse’s ass from another? 😀 😛

  • Spud

    You see this sign on my back? yeah, the one that says ‘kick me’ please be gentle…. 😀

  • Mandy

    reverse cow…boy?

  • Spud

    Certainly ma’am! 🙂 😀

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