59 thoughts on “Captiontime #234

  1. Wow…I’ve awoken to some real surprises back in my young & single drinkin’ days, but this guy is in for a defib moment shortly… 😳 :limp: :puke:

    There ain’t enuf :java: .

  2. I know you guys will be horsing around with the puns but try not to make an ass of yourselves. You weren’t raised in a barn. 😈

  3. Well, at least he removed the sheets…
    But seriously, I don’t know the rules but I’m pretty sure she’s underage…

  4. So a guy and a horse walk into a bar and… Well it sort of ends up like a scene from The Godfather, only the guy is happy and the horse is wondering what got put into her drink.

  5. Actually, my comment came off a bit like a horses ass, I was going for the down home on the farm set up, but failed miserably, crashed and burned.

    I was trying to come up with something witty, but all I could think of was how comfortable man and animal looked.

    I fell like an ass.

  6. Bachelor’s party, drunken stupor-He could have sworn he bellowed, “We need some whores”, and instead he got a horse. She’s a cute little filly you must admit.

  7. A deleted scene from the movie “My Friend Flicka”. Also cut was the courtroom scene where the defendant claims “Honest, Your Honor! I was just helping Flicka over the mattress…” 😈

  8. Billy’s friends thought he was just being mean when he told them his girl had a face like a horse…

  9. There once was a man with a foal,
    The thought of her gave him a pole


    I’ll let you guys finish it. Have fun!

  10. Then billy found out that daddy’s last words were “guard the family Jewels.” Not mules.

  11. He said it was a sugarcube…but when she came to the next morning she realized it wasnt really sugar πŸ˜•

  12. When his dad said “Son, you need to settle down with a pretty little filly…” he took him REALLY seriously.

  13. When the horse awoke, she was alone. There was a note on the nightstand that said, “I’ll give you a call sometime.” but… you know he never will. πŸ™

  14. Didn’t y’all notice the yamaca??? This must be what the “new” Jewish kids are using to get around that no-no to premarital sex thing…

    Or maybe it’s the way he can “eat meat” on fridays :wtf:

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    So you’re saying that’s Barbrrrra? On a clear day you can see a funny girl singing ‘Hello Dolly’ forever.

  16. I don’t think THIS is what John Wayne had in mind when he said ‘mount up!’… 😈

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    But he also said “A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do.” πŸ˜›

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    Glad you woke up, Babe. Hangover? πŸ˜› 😳 :kiss: :thong:

  19. [Comment ID #321851 will appear here]

    Nope, African safari and I thought of you every time I pulled the trigger… 😈

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    :wtf: :wang: Wow. :wang: 😳

  21. Shoosh, just walk away very quietly and nobody will notice what happened, otherwise I may get hurt…. :wtf: πŸ˜€

  22. [Comment ID #322353 will appear here]

    Roy Rogers, you silly boy. Don’t you know one horse’s ass from another? πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›

  23. You see this sign on my back? yeah, the one that says ‘kick me’ please be gentle…. πŸ˜€

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