59 Comments

  1. Stable Dreams?
    A Man & A Night Mare
    The man is horse-hung (over). 😀

  2. Lake Effect

    Wow…I’ve awoken to some real surprises back in my young & single drinkin’ days, but this guy is in for a defib moment shortly… 😳 :limp: :puke:

    There ain’t enuf :java: .

  3. I know you guys will be horsing around with the puns but try not to make an ass of yourselves. You weren’t raised in a barn. 😈

  4. Young men still dream of sleeping with Sarah Jessica Parker

  5. Danno

    Well, at least he removed the sheets…
    But seriously, I don’t know the rules but I’m pretty sure she’s underage…

  6. Joe practices spooning before his first overnight date with Trixie.

  7. Bigwavdave

    Rode hard and put away wet?

  8. Chris S.

    So a guy and a horse walk into a bar and… Well it sort of ends up like a scene from The Godfather, only the guy is happy and the horse is wondering what got put into her drink.

  9. Memphisbandman

    THAT’S why they call him “Big Brown!”

  10. julesOdeNile

    thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s ass. 😆

  11. Spud

    Har har har, that one was a good un, this whole thread is a horses ass.

  12. Avalon

    evidence of the first equestrian pedophile

  13. junkman

    Ben Dover and Filly McCrackin?

  14. Spud

    Actually, my comment came off a bit like a horses ass, I was going for the down home on the farm set up, but failed miserably, crashed and burned.

    I was trying to come up with something witty, but all I could think of was how comfortable man and animal looked.

    I fell like an ass.

  15. bluebonneville

    Hey, quit horsing around!!! …….. couldn’t resist 😆

  16. patrick

    Bachelor’s party, drunken stupor-He could have sworn he bellowed, “We need some whores”, and instead he got a horse. She’s a cute little filly you must admit.

  17. I’ve heard of playing H-O-R-S-E, but this is ridiculous! :wtf:

  18. Flash Gordon

    AnnieB’s cousin Cooter in a tender moment. 😛 🙄 :kiss: 😀

  19. russ

    I’ve heard of coyote ugly but never seen a bitch mare ugly before. 😛

  20. Drusky

    A deleted scene from the movie “My Friend Flicka”. Also cut was the courtroom scene where the defendant claims “Honest, Your Honor! I was just helping Flicka over the mattress…” 😈

  21. Billy thought that the M in MILF stood for Mare

    He was a little confused about unbridled passion too.

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    Can’t you tell that we were just chomping at the bit for something like this?

  23. He knew then with startling clarity he could never go back to the others after his date with Winnie.

  24. Drusky

    Billy’s friends thought he was just being mean when he told them his girl had a face like a horse…

  25. There once was a man with a foal,
    The thought of her gave him a pole


    …..

    I’ll let you guys finish it. Have fun!

  26. Damn line breaks just don’t seem to work right ….

  27. Lake Effect

    (In about an hour…) “Whattsa matter, honey? Why the long face?”

    :wang:

  28. Spud

    A guy and his ‘girlfriend’ walk into a bar, the bartender says “why the long face?”

  29. chainstay

    Then billy found out that daddy’s last words were “guard the family Jewels.” Not mules.

  30. …and the beautiful princess fell asleep so soundly that she didn’t notice when the clock struck midnight……

  31. Pyrotechnical Difficulties

    He said it was a sugarcube…but when she came to the next morning she realized it wasnt really sugar 😕

  32. tinamarie

    When his dad said “Son, you need to settle down with a pretty little filly…” he took him REALLY seriously.

  33. cbatdux

    Wil-Brrrrr!!!!

  34. Timm

    When the horse awoke, she was alone. There was a note on the nightstand that said, “I’ll give you a call sometime.” but… you know he never will. 🙁

  35. Ronica

    Didn’t y’all notice the yamaca??? This must be what the “new” Jewish kids are using to get around that no-no to premarital sex thing…

    Or maybe it’s the way he can “eat meat” on fridays :wtf:

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    So you’re saying that’s Barbrrrra? On a clear day you can see a funny girl singing ‘Hello Dolly’ forever.

  37. Drusky

    I don’t think THIS is what John Wayne had in mind when he said ‘mount up!’… 😈

  38. Spud

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    Or “Get in line”

  39. AnnieB

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    😆 😀 Thanks! :kiss:

  40. AnnieB

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    But he also said “A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do.” 😛

  41. Flash Gordon

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    Glad you woke up, Babe. Hangover? 😛 😳 :kiss: :thong:

  42. Kristi

    Son of Mr. Hands.

  43. [Comment ID #321851 will appear here]

    Nope, African safari and I thought of you every time I pulled the trigger… 😈

  44. Spud

    Wasn’t Trigger Gene Autry’s horse? 😆 😛

  45. Lake Effect

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    :wtf: :wang: Wow. :wang: 😳

  46. Spud

    Shoosh, just walk away very quietly and nobody will notice what happened, otherwise I may get hurt…. :wtf: 😀

  47. [Comment ID #322353 will appear here]

    Roy Rogers, you silly boy. Don’t you know one horse’s ass from another? 😀 😛

  48. Spud

    You see this sign on my back? yeah, the one that says ‘kick me’ please be gentle…. 😀

  49. Spud

    Certainly ma’am! 🙂 😀

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