Google has some interesting autofill suggestions
Ever noticed how Google will start to autofill suggestions as you type? This can lead to some pretty weird suggestions (which means all of us are typing in some really weird things numerous times). This is what I got by typing in "what are these s" and waiting for it to suggest something. Some other fun ones to try: what are these p; 4th result is, "What are these purple boxes in trees?" what are these t; 6th result is, "What are these things on my face?" why did you a; 3rd result is, "Why did you apply methylene blue…
What a fish in an aquarium is thinking
Ohhhhh geez. What's with the florescent light, buddy? I would kill for some eyelids right about now. [swims a bit] Christ on a crutch. Dere's dat damn Pufferfish again. Swimming by my filter tube! Don't he know that's my turf? I better shows him who's boss around here. [swims up] Hey! Yo, Puffie! Yeah, you. Get yer no good, bloated belly-havin' prickly-ass outta my turf! What? Oh is dat a fact? Listen pal. I been in dis tank since you was a fry. I remember the day dey dropped your bag in the tank. Dere goes the neighborhood I says.…
This is Texas
Actually, this is The Cove, a very cool little restaurant in San Antonio that I ate at last Tuesday. Amazing food. Just don't get how the laundromat fits in.
Unusual Uses for Hot Towels
If you sit in first class on a Delta or Northwest flight, you will be given a hot towel shortly before a meal is served. I was always told that hot towels were to cleanse the hands prior to eating. Other people I have sat next to on various flights have had different ideas on what the towels were meant for. Polishing shoes Draped over the face as one would do prior to a barber's shave Rubbing the breasts Folded up and tucked into the purse. Still wet. Cleaning ears Wiping down the armrests and seatback (probably not a bad…
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