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  • Coley7367

    Don’t do it Lisa! Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. ๐Ÿ˜€

  • Mandy

    i find your lack of romance disturbing :geek:

  • Patrick

    And may the Schwartz be with you!

  • AnnieB

    Luke Skywalker version of The Importance of Being Earnest. ๐Ÿ˜›

  • StevieC

    I guess she makes his light saber glow.

  • Meagan

    If his light saber is that long, then yes!

  • Meagan

    I’m guessing he won’t be seeing his Princess Lisa in a bubble wrap bikini. ๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  • DaPopster

    :puke: Now we all know the consequences of a leaky condom – – – – :wtf:

  • thatdamnredhead

    I hope Lisa responded with Princess Leia buns in her hair, one side braided to look like an “N” & the other side a normal Princess Leia “O”.

  • Timm

    Lisa’s response was “For the last time NO and what part of restraining order do you not understand?!”

  • Linda Gonzalez

    It seems the gene pool is much more tainted than first believed, if that should marry and procriate ahhhhhh oooooooooooo seriuos genetic aftermath, prepare the word for offspring of that nature….. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww :puke: :limp:

  • Sammy

    Gah! Aren’t those 2 engaged already?
    After EngAGE comes MarriAGE! lol

  • Lung the Younger

    I canโ€™t marry you Luke. Iโ€™m your father.

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

  • junkman

    i don’t think he’s got a McPrayer. :geek:

  • Bigwavdave

    Lisa – Come to the Dark Side, We have cookies!

  • AlexBallew

    Lisa McBrayer is your father Luke!

  • StevieC

    Let’s just hope that there are no future generations.

  • junkman

    obewan passes his hand in front of lisa’s face and says “this is not the nerd you’re looking for”. :geek:

  • Mandy's Kidding

    The subliminal messaging of the erect light saber is genius.

  • Meshie

    May the Force be with her. I hope Lisa is saying…….. “NO FRACKEN WAY”!! ๐Ÿ™„

  • Coley7367

    [quote comment=”634736″]Lisa – Come to the Dark Side, We have cookies![/quote]

    I’ve always preferred “Come to the Dork Side, We Have Pi” ๐Ÿ˜›

  • Bigwavdave

    [quote comment=”634753″][quote comment=”634736″]Lisa – Come to the Dark Side, We have cookies![/quote]

    I’ve always preferred “Come to the Dork Side, We Have Pi” :P[/quote]
    Classic!

  • AlexBallew

    My apologies to Lung and other bloggers for the inadvertant plagiarism earlier. I just immediately jumped to the first thought that crossed my mind.

  • Timm

    “Great news Lisa, I found a minister that can perform the ceremony in Klingon.”

  • chainstay

    I bet he got the ring in a box of Cap’n Crunch.

  • Flash Gordon

    Clod-Stomper boots should not be worn to propose to your wench. ๐Ÿ™„ ๐Ÿ˜• โ— ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  • Drusky

    And on the honeymoon, he wants to use the Force to shoot his Photon Torpedo into her shielded thermal exhaust port at the far end of the trench just before he pulls out… :wang:

  • StevieC

    The Force is strong in this one
    He will not go away.

  • Lung the Younger

    4 days of radio silence, Dave. Everything OK?

  • Don

    Maybe he ran off and got married

  • StevieC

    [quote comment=”634877″]4 days of radio silence, Dave. Everything OK?[/quote]

    Quick! Call a Starbucks!

  • Nadine

    On November 20, 2001, TheForce.net humor editor Chris Knight used the popular Star Wars fan site to propose to girlfriend Lisa McBrayer. In a post titled “I’m Chris Knight and I’m Here To Rescue You!” Knight used a biblical passage, followed by a poem and then a photograph of himself down on one knee: holding out a diamond ring in one hand and wielding a green lightsaber in the other. Chief editor Joshua Griffin soon afterward edited the post to share the good news that McBrayer had said yes.

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