Posted inFreaks I’m guessing no. Posted by By Davezilla 13 July, 200934 Comments Image via Schmoppa Cool kids shareClick to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related Tags: FreaksjedivirginwtfLast updated on 13 July, 2009 Post navigation Previous Post Friday Question #12Next PostFriday Question #13
Don’t do it Lisa! Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. 😀
i find your lack of romance disturbing :geek:
And may the Schwartz be with you!
Luke Skywalker version of The Importance of Being Earnest. 😛
I guess she makes his light saber glow.
If his light saber is that long, then yes!
I’m guessing he won’t be seeing his Princess Lisa in a bubble wrap bikini. 😯
:puke: Now we all know the consequences of a leaky condom – – – – :wtf:
I hope Lisa responded with Princess Leia buns in her hair, one side braided to look like an “N” & the other side a normal Princess Leia “O”.
Lisa’s response was “For the last time NO and what part of restraining order do you not understand?!”
It seems the gene pool is much more tainted than first believed, if that should marry and procriate ahhhhhh oooooooooooo seriuos genetic aftermath, prepare the word for offspring of that nature….. eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww :puke: :limp:
Gah! Aren’t those 2 engaged already?
After EngAGE comes MarriAGE! lol
I can’t marry you Luke. I’m your father.
i don’t think he’s got a McPrayer. :geek:
Lisa – Come to the Dark Side, We have cookies!
Lisa McBrayer is your father Luke!
Let’s just hope that there are no future generations.
Till Death Star do us part.
obewan passes his hand in front of lisa’s face and says “this is not the nerd you’re looking for”. :geek:
The subliminal messaging of the erect light saber is genius.
May the Force be with her. I hope Lisa is saying…….. “NO FRACKEN WAY”!! 🙄
[quote comment=”634736″]Lisa – Come to the Dark Side, We have cookies![/quote]
I’ve always preferred “Come to the Dork Side, We Have Pi” 😛
[quote comment=”634753″][quote comment=”634736″]Lisa – Come to the Dark Side, We have cookies![/quote]
I’ve always preferred “Come to the Dork Side, We Have Pi” :P[/quote]
My apologies to Lung and other bloggers for the inadvertant plagiarism earlier. I just immediately jumped to the first thought that crossed my mind.
“Great news Lisa, I found a minister that can perform the ceremony in Klingon.”
I bet he got the ring in a box of Cap’n Crunch.
Clod-Stomper boots should not be worn to propose to your wench. 🙄 😕 ❗ 😮
And on the honeymoon, he wants to use the Force to shoot his Photon Torpedo into her shielded thermal exhaust port at the far end of the trench just before he pulls out… :wang:
The Force is strong in this one
He will not go away.
4 days of radio silence, Dave. Everything OK?
Maybe he ran off and got married
[quote comment=”634877″]4 days of radio silence, Dave. Everything OK?[/quote]
Quick! Call a Starbucks!
On November 20, 2001, TheForce.net humor editor Chris Knight used the popular Star Wars fan site to propose to girlfriend Lisa McBrayer. In a post titled “I’m Chris Knight and I’m Here To Rescue You!” Knight used a biblical passage, followed by a poem and then a photograph of himself down on one knee: holding out a diamond ring in one hand and wielding a green lightsaber in the other. Chief editor Joshua Griffin soon afterward edited the post to share the good news that McBrayer had said yes.
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