Overheard: “Sangrina” edition

28 April, 2008Posted inwtf33 Comments
Bartender: "So what did you two do last night?" Waitress #1: "We had some sangrinas. They were so good." Bartender: "I've heard of those. They're like margaritas, right?" Waitress #2: "No, they're a wine thing with like fruits and shit." Bartender: "Oh, that's sound good! What kind of wine is it?" Waitress #2: "Dark wine." Waitress #1: "Yeah, dark wine. I dunno, Chardonnay or something." I swear, I lost 10 IQ points listening to that.

Let’s prank someone

21 April, 2008Posted inwtf26 Comments
So I had this idea for a prank on a certain corporation recently. Download and print out this parody PDF. I think you'll understand what you need to do. :twisted: If not, discuss in the comments.

Separated at birth

05 April, 2008Posted inFreaks, wtf27 Comments
I am so sorry for hardly posting lately. I have been traveling a lot for work (since November actually). A lot being every single week. Not all hotels have reliable Wifi or even Ethernet cables. Amazingly, the cheaper the hotel, the better the Internet connection and easier to sign on. Stay in a pricey hotel and the connections are as stable as Gary Busey on a bender. Image on right via Raymi the Minx. Left image via TSG

Fashion tips from Davezilla

25 March, 2008Posted inFreaks, Observations, wtf30 Comments
I don't mind when a person wants to shave their head bald, but if they have a head shape that makes them look like a cross between a concentration camp victim and an Idaho baker, I'd say reconsider. UGGs still suck. Period. You still want to wear these monstrosities? I will hate you. And everyone else agrees with me. Extreme combovers. Seriously. Die.

What not to wear to work

16 March, 2008Posted inFreaks, wtf31 Comments
So I went to get my hair cut. I go to a female stylist. Before you make any metrosexual jokes, let me explain my rationale. My belief is, I always go to a female stylist, preferably one that looks like the type of woman I'd want to sleep with. They are most likely to make me look like the type of man they would like to sleep with. If not, I at least have a hot woman playing with my head and not a creepy old man that smells like Aqua Velva. Long story short, I am waiting for my…
Barbarian Repellant

Barbarian Repellant

02 March, 2008Posted inwtf36 Comments
Image via Jason Macemore. I know I can't go a week without worrying if the barbarians will be storming the gates of my fair city. This shit outta do keep those bitches at bay.

Spank my monkey

27 February, 2008Posted inFreaks, wtf32 Comments
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Strange days, indeed

26 February, 2008Posted inObservations, wtf33 Comments
Yesterday, Royal Oak seemed to fall apart. A woman in our city who used to be a news anchor killed her husband. There was a three hour power outtage. A pipe bomb was discovered on the edge of town and subsequently dismantled. A woman walked into Pitaya Jeans, wet herself and ran out. A homeless man with one eye walked into the same store, threw 50 pair of jeans on the counter and announced, "Someone will be in here in a few minutes to pay for all of these" and walked out. What happened in your town?viagra free viagra buy…