Category: wtf

  • All my nightmares rolled into one image

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  • Overheard: “Sangrina” edition

    Bartender: “So what did you two do last night?” Waitress #1: “We had some sangrinas. They were so good.” Bartender: “I’ve heard of those. They’re like margaritas, right?” Waitress #2: “No, they’re a wine thing with like fruits and shit.” Bartender: “Oh, that’s sound good! What kind of wine is it?” Waitress #2: “Dark wine.”…

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  • Let’s prank someone

    So I had this idea for a prank on a certain corporation recently. Download and print out this parody PDF. I think you’ll understand what you need to do. 😈 If not, discuss in the comments.

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  • I have no words…

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  • Separated at birth

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    I am so sorry for hardly posting lately. I have been traveling a lot for work (since November actually). A lot being every single week. Not all hotels have reliable Wifi or even Ethernet cables. Amazingly, the cheaper the hotel, the better the Internet connection and easier to sign on. Stay in a pricey hotel…

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  • Fashion tips from Davezilla

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    I don’t mind when a person wants to shave their head bald, but if they have a head shape that makes them look like a cross between a concentration camp victim and an Idaho baker, I’d say reconsider. UGGs still suck. Period. You still want to wear these monstrosities? I will hate you. And everyone…

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  • With great power comes great responsibility

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  • BJs Coming Soon!

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  • What not to wear to work

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    So I went to get my hair cut. I go to a female stylist. Before you make any metrosexual jokes, let me explain my rationale. My belief is, I always go to a female stylist, preferably one that looks like the type of woman I’d want to sleep with. They are most likely to make…

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  • Barbarian Repellant

    Image via Jason Macemore. I know I can’t go a week without worrying if the barbarians will be storming the gates of my fair city. This shit outta do keep those bitches at bay.

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  • Wash your Hans

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  • Spank my monkey

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