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Let’s prank someone

21 April, 200826 Comments

So I had this idea for a prank on a certain corporation recently. Download and print out this parody PDF. I think you’ll understand what you need to do. 😈 If not, discuss in the comments.

Buscardo Cafe

Last updated on 05 November, 2013

26 Comments

  1. junkman
    21 April, 2008,

    im at a loss. i think buscardo is a word like stedge it doesn’t exist anywhere. maybe like a criminals name that goes with stab? i don’t know……my head hurts. clue me in someone. i think i’m an ill-informed canadian. :dead:

  2. patrick
    21 April, 2008,

    AHAHAHAHAHA! I get it! I would love to print this and take it to my local but for two reasons: (1) corporate assholes don’t fuck around; and (2) I don’t think your loyal devotees would pay my bail.

  3. Davezilla
    21 April, 2008,

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    It’s made up (AFAIK).

  4. Meagan
    21 April, 2008,

    Muahahahahahaha! Barrhaven Starbucks prepare to be pranked! 😈

  5. Nicolette
    21 April, 2008,

    The podunk I live in doesn’t have a Bux, but if I get back to Orlando, their in trouble.

  6. Spud
    21 April, 2008,

    I bet if you put that sign up, somebody would probably order one, a cafe that is. :java:

  7. Master Solace
    21 April, 2008,

    I’m in………I’ve got three Starbucks here……I think I’m gonna have to visit…..LOL…….genius Dave, pure genius

  9. Davezilla
    21 April, 2008,

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    If this prank does well, we will hit Tim Horton’s Second Cup, Timothy’s, Caribou, Seattle’s Best, Peet’s and any other major chain that could use an interesting day.

  11. Lake Effect
    21 April, 2008,

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    geez…That guy is a genius! A demented genius, but a genius. And now I’m totally jonesin’ for a big Bacon Churner!

  12. patrick
    21 April, 2008,

    Re: video of the day- Everyone just take your Ritalin and calm down. I’m sure everything will be okay. BTW I bailed before the end of the Onion ‘news’ story. ADHD rulez! I think, wait, no, oh look at the pretty flowers, what was the question? Can I go now?

  13. hoatzin
    22 April, 2008,

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    The Bacon Churner is a total winner, isn’t it? I just wish he had figured out how to keep the cooked bacon soft, because it just doesn’t look right with the bacon bits on top. The butter needs to be wrapped, as in photo #1, but the comforting bands of bacon-y goodness should be COOKED!

  14. Meagan
    22 April, 2008,

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    There are tons of Tim Horton’s in my neighbourhood. I might have to get my friends in on that one. 😈

  15. StevieC
    22 April, 2008,

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    There are tons of Tim Horton’s in every Canadian neighbourhood. On the Tim’s website there use to be a trip planner that allowed you to find if the Tim’s that were along your route. From the airport in Moncton, NB to the city’s coliseum there were 22 Tim’s “along the way”. The distance was under 12 miles.

  16. Chris S.
    22 April, 2008,

    I’m actually quite ignorant when it comes to coffee and coffee houses but I get the joke here. Nice one Dave. :java: I wonder what other coffee-drink names can be victimized for our evil benefit… there have to be several names that can be sightly altered to fool people and be hilarious at the same time. Crapaccino is the first thing I think of but that might be too obvious. How about a Light Chocolate Mocca Latino? A double decaf expresso? Meh, I just got done with work so I can’t think of much… love this prank though. 😈

  17. Peaches
    22 April, 2008,

    Yep….I’m headed over to my local “STABBUCKS” before this offer expires…..I would feel so damn stedged if I missed this! 😆

  18. jer99
    22 April, 2008,

    ok – I’ve been a lurker for 2 years. Never came out of the closet, Hell, I cant even figure out how to do a great picture.
    But I digress…..
    What the ***** is the joke? Someone take an older guy, who only stops at the local Speedway for the coffee of the day, through this…
    :wtf:

  19. Davezilla
    22 April, 2008,

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    1. Make up a fake flavor.
    2. Put up fake posters for it.
    3. Watch people order it.
    4. Enjoy the ensuing confusion as hundreds of Starbucks across the planet suddenly deal with a drink they’ve never heard of.
      😈
  21. chainstay
    23 April, 2008,

    Sort of reminds me of the guy who put a sign outside his auto shop that said, “NEW, just in, 17 inch, chrome Henway’s!” Of course, someone would come in and ask, what’s a Henway?” “About two pounds.”

  22. Jay Laverdure
    23 April, 2008,

    At one or more times in my life, I thought it would be wickedly awesome to prank the
    high-priced coffee purveyors of the world-

    but then I heard about one of the highest-priced and most sought-after coffees in the world:
    Coffee beans that have passed through the digestive tract of a cat-like mammalian
    and out its ASSHOLE(!)-

    and I realized that coffee “culture” was self-pranking…

  23. Jay Laverdure
    23 April, 2008,

    Take the bacon strips- wrap them around a piece of meat the exact same size and shape of the butter- bake until done- let cool until room temperature- slide in the butter.
    Voila! One Homer Simpson extravaganza!!!

  24. Lake Effect
    23 April, 2008,

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    Start cookin’ – I’m on my way over…

  25. Chris
    23 April, 2008,

    Actually, if you change the “buscardo” to “buscando” the literal translation would be “Whitey [vanilla] looking for coffee” which, if you’re a whitey doin’ the asking, is reflexive. Or recursive. Or something.

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