Category: Observations
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I’ve always hoped it to be true
I just don’t even know where to begin with this one. A group of Christians that believes threesomes are Biblically allowable, providing it’s always one male and two females (aw yeah!). Witness for yourself (‘scuse the pun) Sex in Christ. viagra free viagra buy viagra online generic viagra how does viagra work cheap viagra buy…
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Watch where you shake that thing!
This is a post for the gentlemen. Brothers, it’s time for a lesson in etiquette. As longtime author of Manly Tips for Bachelor Living and creator of the best-selling calendar of the same name, I feel I have at least a modicum of authority. Please, please, for the love of God. If you’re at the…
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Complete this sentence #24
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Rather unlikely ways to die
Crushed underfoot by a parade of Megatherium Knocked into the middle of next week, just like that drunk guy threatened Deadly nostril-flaring contest with Judd Nelson Fatal spork stabbing Entertained to death by puppets Severe salad-making injury Mistaken for a GI Joe doll by a giant child and subsequently beheaded and melted down Coding the…
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Risky things to bring on a first date
A home pregnancy test and a wedding ring Surgical hoses, clamps and formaldehyde Heavy-duty garbage bags and a shovel A cross, a hammer, a loincloth and three nails A circus monkey and an axe A vat of motor oil, 50 friends and a bikini with a contestant number Prosthetic limbs, a saw and a heavily-bookmarked…
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Overheard: Iraqi doctor edition
Two men at Starbucks are discussing the Iraq war behind me. One is blaming Iraqi doctors for all of the suicide bombings. My ears prick up as this is an angle I had not heard on the news. Man 2: “Where did you get that information? I’ve never heard anything about doctors being involved!” Man…
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Note to Self, No. 5,599
I will not leave Sharpies in my pockets on laundry day. I will not leave Sharpies in my pockets on laundry day. I will not leave Sharpies in my pockets on laundry day. I will not leave Sharpies in my pockets on laundry day. I will not leave Sharpies in my pockets on laundry day……
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Taste the friendly skies
Some among us are fated to spend our airline hours trapped between the blinding light of the window seat and the searing, fetid breath of the fat, wheezing man in the aisle seat. I am one so fated. His wheezing was the typical sort one would expect from an asthmatic charged with sprinting up 17…
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Whoops
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Identifying the birds of Detroit
Identifying the birds of Detroit The Common Kildeer A bird most of us have seen in the open fields or oddly enough, hanging out in construction sites. Kildeers are known for two things: Their slightly annoying cry which seems to begin at 4am on the first day of spring and continue nonstop until mid-January the…
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Note to Self: 5,335
No matter how good the idea of a carbonated coffee drink sounds, do not use Perrier to make coffee again. I felt the hand of God reach down from the sky and smack the back of my head after that one.
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Flickr pickup lines
I see on I’m on your contact list. Does that mean the sex is on? Your interests include taking photographs of dogs and pussies. What a coincidence… What do you look like at 1600 X 1200, baby? I belong to Best Viewed Large, if you know what I mean. I love a woman that knows…
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