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What Would Davezilla Do?

Posted by By Davezilla 07 July, 2004Posted inObservations29 Comments
If you were given one million dollars to spend on your loved ones, and only one week to do it, how would you cheat to keep it all for yourself?
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Consensus needed

Posted by By Davezilla 06 July, 2004Posted inObservations15 Comments
Does the message on her shorts say: Spoiled Soiled Oiled Foiled Boiled Who cares? Nice ass!
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Getting laid

Posted by By Davezilla 03 July, 2004Posted inObservations11 Comments
The Management is currently getting laid. Please check back at a more convenient time when sexual escapades have subsided. Please note that this will only be a temporary cessation.
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There’s so many things wrong here

Posted by By Davezilla 01 July, 2004Posted inObservations22 Comments
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My Private Hell

Posted by By Davezilla 30 June, 2004Posted inObservations32 Comments
There is a theory that each man and woman has a personal Hell waiting for them. No, not the checkout line at Starbucks. I mean after we die, sillies. A…
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Complete this sentence #11

Posted by By Davezilla 29 June, 2004Posted inObservations40 Comments
The Canadian Election Results are in and in a surprise victory, the __________ party won.
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Who needs zoos when you live in one?

Posted by By Davezilla 28 June, 2004Posted inObservations14 Comments
It's true. I may be the last human left in my building. I'm in the center apartment, upstairs. To my left are chimpanzees, that screech and whoop during ESPN Sports…
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Banish Inadequacy

Posted by By Davezilla 25 June, 2004Posted inObservations17 Comments
This is just… I don't know. I got nothing. Please sign my petition to get this evil product off the market. Just the thing for that next church picnic: Heavy…
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Is your date up to standard?

Posted by By Davezilla 23 June, 2004Posted inObservations25 Comments
The World Wide Web Consortium (W3C) has released its newest validator: Valid Date v1.0. No more will you have to worry if your date is a psycho or a mournful,…
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Soy vey!

Posted by By Davezilla 22 June, 2004Posted inObservations, wtf24 Comments
I missed an amazing photo opportunity today. I normally have an uncanny knack for being in the right place at the right time for photo weirdness, but not today. Picture…
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Bling bling, beyotch!

Posted by By Davezilla 20 June, 2004Posted inObservations28 Comments
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