Category: Observations

Complete this sentence #11

The Canadian Election Results are in and in a surprise victory, the __________ party won.
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Banish Inadequacy

This is just… I don’t know. I got nothing. Please sign my petition to get this evil product off the market. Just the thing for that next church picnic: Heavy Metal Belly Dancers! This man’s head does not match hiis body. In fact, his head may not match anyone’s body. [Link via Nikki] Llap Goch! […]
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Soy vey!

I missed an amazing photo opportunity today. I normally have an uncanny knack for being in the right place at the right time for photo weirdness, but not today. Picture if you will, a rusted and dilapidated Geo, lovingly, but not carefully, hand-painted to resemble a cow. A Holstein, I believe. On the side, a […]
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Who needs zoos when you live in one?

It’s true. I may be the last human left in my building. I’m in the center apartment, upstairs. To my left are chimpanzees, that screech and whoop during ESPN Sports Center and The Man Show. To my right, the party animals. A young couple of indeterminate species that enjoy drinking until they vomit over their […]
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Is your date up to standard?

The World Wide Web Consortium (W3C) has released its newest validator: Valid Date v1.0. No more will you have to worry if your date is a psycho or a mournful, misshapen freak. When your date is sporting the W3C Valid Date Button, you can rest assured they’ve passed the quality assurance testing and rigorous standards […]
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Bling bling, beyotch!
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