Category: Observations
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Things to Avoid on Thanksgiving
Showing up naked with a loaf of Melba Toast Screaming at the gravy Recreating Devil’s Mountain with the mashed potatoes Inviting radical Islamists for dinner and asking them to convert to Jesus What would you avoid?
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Mr Sensitive? You BET!
The other day I made a comment to someone that got an unanticipated response (I know, right, me saying something that bothers someone? how … odd). I suggested that if superpowers were on the bartering table, I would see my way through to selling my soul. I mean, superpowers. Come on. Who wouldn’t want that. Even…
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More people we can safely dislike #19
The coworker reads aloud every memo, email, etc. to themselves and has to tell me, “Oh, I’m not talking to you. I’m just thinking aloud.” I didn’t ask, OK?. People who live in Michigan, one of the snowiest states in the US, but can’t drive in 1/2″ of snow. Please go back to Ohio/Indiana/Windsor where…
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Top Reasons to Vote for Davezilla Instead
If elected, I promise to: Force all road construction to occur during the hours of 3 and 5 AM. By 5:30 AM, all evidence of construction must be hidden Prevent Kevin Costner from making any more turkeys like WaterWorld Illegalize the term ‘maverick’ Allow voting from the PS3, N360, X-Box, WII and Twitter Mandatory driving…
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