Category: Freaks
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Pull all the way up to the light, sir.
I don’t understand the motive. We all drive up to traffic lights every day, yet some individuals in our society seem to feel compelled to turn this simple act into a plea for attention, by stopping 23 meters behind the previous car. Perhaps Mumsy didn’t give them enough love. Perhaps they were picked last for…
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Freak Magnet Powers? Activate! Part 2 of 2
The very next night we had a lovely dinner in Royal Oak. Afterwards, I asked Lizz if she wanted to have a flight of wines at Vinotecca, a trendy wine bar in town. She thought that was a lovely idea and we sat outside on their patio so we could people watch. Our sommelier—in sharp…
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Freak Magnet Powers? Activate! Part 1 of 2
We went to our favorite seafood restaurant in posh Grosse Pointe (yes, the same one the John Cusack movie was from). A few minutes before our food arrived, two friends of ours showed up and pushed a table up against ours saying, “We’re gonna to join you, m-kay?” They had just come back from a…
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Soak Zone
Lizz and I had sushi at a swanky jazz club last night. Seated near Lizz was a rather large and beastly woman. Midway through her meal, the woman sneezed. And what a sneeze! She attempted to cover her mouth, but this only succeeded in deflecting the spray that was to come into cone-like soak zone,…
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My new hero
I know this has appeared on a few sites already, but it never stops making me laugh. And it’s all about what makes me laugh, isn’t it?
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