Guide to Artists’ Models No. 1: The Earth Mother

Guide to Artists' Models No. 1: The Earth Mother The Earth Mother is probably the most common of artists' models. A vast expanse of doughy flesh topped with a mop of unshorn hair, she is happiest walking aboutau naturale in the presence of young men. The Earth Mother feels it is her duty on earth to inform budding artists of the benefits of an all-tofu diet, something she is clearly not adhering to, given her ponderous girth. Quotes: "Maybe the men in the class would be more comfortable with my body if they explored it physically. Y'know, just to get…