More Unfortunate URLs

Haven't done these in a few years! The following URLs are all unintentionally funny and all real companies. 1hourscrap.com achildshaven.com amigonefuneralhome.com apetit.com blindsexpress.com cumbooks.co.za [A Christian bookstore offering "Cum Blessings"] pro-lapse.com doggiestyles.co.uk ferrethandjobs.com [My personal favorite] ilovebigals.com ladrape.co.uk masterbaitonline.com michaelspornanimation.com oddsexchange.com oldmanshaven.com penisland.net [A Zilla Girl Destination] semensemble.org therapistschoice.com www.anker.com