Davezilla.com

Year: 2009

  • Cheeto-Henge

    cheeto henge

    (Something less damaging to the vision than yesterday’s post)

  • Haters gonna hate

    Haters gonna hate

  • Friday Question #14

     

    Where did you hide it?

     

  • Caption Time #280

    Caption Time #280

  • Blogging Tips for Beginners

    A lot of people write me and ask me how to make their blog as ground-shakingly popular like this one. Are there any magic formulas for winning blog content? You bet there are! Here are some simple Google searches to perform that will give you content for years to come. Simply combine two words that are not normally seen in close proximity to one another, enter into Google Images and the search results will give you the basis for many meaningful, influential posts! One exception: Pants may be combined with any other word.

    1. awesome unicorn
    2. squirrel workout
    3. uncomfortable pants [MNSFW]
    4. bacon explosion
    5. origami platypus
    6. executive pterodactyl
    7. fish pedicure
    8. happy pants
    9. mysterious knees
    10. What search terms would you look up?

  • Ad Placement FAIL

    In advertising, location is everything

    In advertising, location is everything
    Via April Winchell

  • Friday Saturday Question

    Apologies for the few posts of late. I am traveling so much that I rarely get quality Inter Webs time anymore.

    What’s your most most embarrassing moment?

    C’mon. Out with it.

  • Unusual Uses for Hot Towels

    If you sit in first class on a Delta or Northwest flight, you will be given a hot towel shortly before a meal is served. I was always told that hot towels were to cleanse the hands prior to eating. Other people I have sat next to on various flights have had different ideas on what the towels were meant for.

    1. Polishing shoes
    2. Draped over the face as one would do prior to a barber’s shave
    3. Rubbing the breasts
    4. Folded up and tucked into the purse. Still wet.
    5. Cleaning ears
    6. Wiping down the armrests and seatback (probably not a bad idea, actually)
    7. Blowing nose into
    8. What have you seen people do with hot towels?

  • More people we can safely dislike #20

    1. Kids that dropped out of school because, “My teachah’s ignernt.”
    2. Clowns. Always clowns.
    3. Douchebags that tell their girlfriends they can’t hang out with their guy friends, but they of course can continue to hang out with their ex-girlfriends.
    4. People with shit taste in films who insist that despite the critics, despite what my friends have said, despite the awful trailers that I’m really missing out on the depth of Pauly Shore’s venerable acting career.
    5. Anyone who defends Coldplay.
    6. People who act affronted that they can’t carry automatic weapons with them into Wal-Mart.
    7. The Illuminati. I mean, what good are they anymore?
    8. Diehard Dan Brown fans.
    9. People who text two-handed on their Crackberries while driving a BMW with manual transmission.
    10. The reader who keeps mailing me Xtian tracts to save my soul.

  • Friend of yours?

    chickenman

    Image via StevieC

  • Suicidal bird

    suicide bird

    Image by Ion Grosu

  • At last night’s TweetUp…

    TweetUp

    If you’ve never been to a TweetUp, or new what those Twitter people looked like, here you go.