Year: 2009

  • Still Alive

    I haven’t forgotten about you, dear readers and I have several post ideas and tons of photos. I’ve just been traveling so much for work that I never get a free moment to blog. I also have more travel Monday and Tuesday, so please don’t rob me.

  • Aha. Wait, wut?

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  • Friday Saturday Question #11

      Have you ever tried to fasten your seatbelt and realized you were in an ordinary chair?  

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  • Things I Learned from Movies, Police Chiefs

    What have you learned about Police Chiefs?

  • More People We Can Safely Dislike #21

    The person(s) responsible for the musical selections playing ambiently in malls Indecisive lane-riders People who buy 398 items, freak out at the total, then force the cashier to remove each item one at a time until they can afford it Ann Coulter (always) Those who doubt the awesomeness of Kenny Powers People who cannot stop…

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  • Overheard

    Girl 1: “I said ‘Ew!’ Like ‘Oh!’ with an accent.” Girl 2: “Oh.” Girl 1: “Yeah, but ‘ew’.” [slight pause as they look at boy on street] Girl 1: “So I lost my panties at Jane’s but I bought some new ones. So it’s OK.” Girl 2: “You did?” Girl 1: “OK, so super cute.…

  • Typical day in San Francisco

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  • I … huh, I have no words

  • How to Perplex Waitstaff

    Last night, Chris Brogan, Amber Naslund, Lizz and myself were at one of those social media speaker suck-up dinners. We found the following ways to amuse ourselves during an otherwise stiff uneventful dinner party. After they remove the salad plates, hide all flatware, placemats and napkins. Look longingly at the other place settings. After receiving…