Posted inCaption Time Caption Time #285 Posted by By Davezilla 27 May, 200925 Comments Cool kids shareClick to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related Tags: Caption Timecougar Post navigation Previous Post Things I Learned from Movies, Police ChiefsNext PostFriday Saturday Question #11
Should one see a mouse or rat run by at a party, the appropriate response is “Pardon me, but I was startled by your gerbil.”
Oh, and by the way, how can that dufus be unaware a babe is grabbing his ass? :wtf:
It was him, it was him, his ass is still warm!
Somebody help me! My finger is stuck!
[quote comment=”632710″]It was him, it was him, his ass is still warm![/quote]
Hello Sweetheart (yes, AnnieB, I mean YOU!) – Nothing like a little warm ass, eh? :thong: :wang: 😉
Heather Locklear has a flashback to her first UCLA frat party! 😆
after you goosed me,it’s my turn
what would an 8 be doing grabbing a 4’s ass
she is an amateur proctologist
Is this what is meant by the line “and Janey’s fingers were in my cake” ? 😛
What does Goldilocks have in her other hand??? :wang:
I got crabs,
And I’m losing control.
This is what it sounds like,
When crabs bite.
Fuck! A chunky fart and I’m going commando!
I’d do her in a minute. Well, maybe a little more than a minute, just enough time to wipe off…
come here assh**e
I’m gonna grab a handfu-OMG WHO THE HELL IS THAT ON THE FLOOR TAKING UPSKIRT PIC’S???!!! 😉
He’s a gal!!
What a girl has to do to get her boyfriend to put his ring upon her finger.
– When thongs attack
– Oh shit, I’m getting a woody!
– Armageddon! (you may want to google the wav file)
– When Sally felt Harry she finally clued in to why he walked around like he had a plug up his ass.
“David didn’t notice that his inflatable friend was stuck to his ass as he stepped out that evening”
ummmm…..it looks like there is a thumb sticking out the front of his pants. :gay:
OK, now cough!
Link of the day==repost!!
[quote comment=”632749″]ummmm…..it looks like there is a thumb sticking out the front of his pants. :gay:[/quote]
I’m not going to pull that finger – you pull it.
“Nooo! My chest implants deflated! StevieC, help blow them up!” 😛
I left my wife in my other pants. Oh no wait, I think I feel her in the back of these… I wonder if she enjoyed the ride here on my motorcycle. You like motorcycles?
is that a finger coming out of the front of his pants?
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