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  • Bigwavdave

    Should one see a mouse or rat run by at a party, the appropriate response is “Pardon me, but I was startled by your gerbil.”

  • Bigwavdave

    Oh, and by the way, how can that dufus be unaware a babe is grabbing his ass? :wtf:

  • AnnieB

    It was him, it was him, his ass is still warm!

  • chainstay

    Somebody help me! My finger is stuck!

  • Bigwavdave

    [quote comment=”632710″]It was him, it was him, his ass is still warm![/quote]
    Hello Sweetheart (yes, AnnieB, I mean YOU!) – Nothing like a little warm ass, eh? :thong: :wang: 😉

  • Bigwavdave

    Heather Locklear has a flashback to her first UCLA frat party! 😆

  • fruf

    after you goosed me,it’s my turn
    what would an 8 be doing grabbing a 4’s ass
    she is an amateur proctologist

  • DaPopster

    Is this what is meant by the line “and Janey’s fingers were in my cake” ? 😛

  • DaveC

    What does Goldilocks have in her other hand??? :wang:

  • StevieC

    I got crabs,
    They’re multiplying,
    And I’m losing control.

    ~or~

    This is what it sounds like,
    When crabs bite.

  • StevieC

    Fuck! A chunky fart and I’m going commando!

  • rust

    I’d do her in a minute. Well, maybe a little more than a minute, just enough time to wipe off…

  • fruf

    come here assh**e

  • Nicolette

    I’m gonna grab a handfu-OMG WHO THE HELL IS THAT ON THE FLOOR TAKING UPSKIRT PIC’S???!!! 😉

  • Sammy

    He’s a gal!!

  • Lung the Younger

    What a girl has to do to get her boyfriend to put his ring upon her finger.

  • StevieC

    – When thongs attack

    – Oh shit, I’m getting a woody!

    Armageddon! (you may want to google the wav file)

    – When Sally felt Harry she finally clued in to why he walked around like he had a plug up his ass.

  • RogerS

    “David didn’t notice that his inflatable friend was stuck to his ass as he stepped out that evening”

  • junkman

    ummmm…..it looks like there is a thumb sticking out the front of his pants. :gay:

  • rem1967

    OK, now cough!

  • Sammy

    Link of the day==repost!!

  • StevieC

    [quote comment=”632749″]ummmm…..it looks like there is a thumb sticking out the front of his pants. :gay:[/quote]

    I’m not going to pull that finger – you pull it.

  • Drusky

    “Nooo! My chest implants deflated! StevieC, help blow them up!” 😛

  • Chris S.

    I left my wife in my other pants. Oh no wait, I think I feel her in the back of these… I wonder if she enjoyed the ride here on my motorcycle. You like motorcycles?

  • Ryder

    is that a finger coming out of the front of his pants?

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