Have you ever tried to fasten your seatbelt and realized you were in an ordinary chair?
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FridaySaturday Question #11”No, but I started to take a crap…
[quote comment=”632782″]No, but I started to take a crap…[/quote]
:wtf:
When I was about 3 years old, I apparently walked in my sleep to the living room (where my parents were entertaining relatives), sat on the couch and peed. I then went back to sleep.
No…But there was one time when restraints and a blindfold were involved…but that’s another story for another time… 😉
[quote comment=”632786″]No…But there was one time when restraints and a blindfold were involved…but that’s another story for another time… ;-)[/quote]
Details or GTFO!
no. but i’ve been pulled over in my living room for not wearing one and ended up being charged for sitting under the influence. :wtf:
omg dave….they referenced the wolf shirt in your link and it had magic powers!
Never been that drunk ever.
Well, maybe once, in New Orleans….. before the hurricane…… at New Years……. in Pat O’Briens…….. standing on a table……in really short skirts…… having slamming contests w/my G/F. But that’s the ONLY time!!! 🙂
Um, actually no, although I could point out that you have obviously been flying too much lately. Time to step away from the plane.
Umm no, but I once mistook the kitchen trashcan for the toilet and whizzed, but jeez, there was tequila involved and you know how that stuff is.
No, but I did have a 61 VW van that had a kitchen chair for the driver seat.
no belts.
Um no but I have tried to get out of my car while sitting at a stop light. Then realized I was driving!
i have a hard enough time fastening it in my van even with this last ticket, we need more crime because cops around here have to much time with nothing else to do but harass old men
Yeah! When me was born… I think?!
No, but I have quite frequently reached for my keys when approaching the car – even though I’m not the one driving.
[quote comment=”632786″]No…But there was one time when restraints and a blindfold were involved…but that’s another story for another time… ;-)[/quote]
BWD, don’t you remember? What happens in the dungeon, STAYS in the dungeon! 👿
My Studebaker Commander doesn’t have seat belts, does it AnnieB? :kiss: 😉 :wtf:
I’ve heard that that comment is quite frequently heard on death row.
Old Sparky crossed my mind when I first read Dave’s question Lung… we must be on the same wavelength. Scary, huh? 😛
No Flash, no restraints of any kind in your Studebaker… :kiss: 😛
no, but once i had to go real bad, got in this upscale hotel bathroom (the ones located near the lobby for public use) took off my shirt, glasses, shoes…. then realized i was not going in for my regular at home Shit-n-Shine !!!!!!!! 🙂