Friday Saturday Question #11

 

Have you ever tried to fasten your seatbelt and realized you were in an ordinary chair?

 


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20 responses to “Friday Saturday Question #11”

  1. rust Avatar

    No, but I started to take a crap…

  2. Davezilla Avatar

    [quote comment=”632782″]No, but I started to take a crap…[/quote]
    :wtf:

  3. janeeto Avatar
    janeeto

    When I was about 3 years old, I apparently walked in my sleep to the living room (where my parents were entertaining relatives), sat on the couch and peed. I then went back to sleep.

  4. Bigwavdave Avatar
    Bigwavdave

    No…But there was one time when restraints and a blindfold were involved…but that’s another story for another time… 😉

  5. Davezilla Avatar

    [quote comment=”632786″]No…But there was one time when restraints and a blindfold were involved…but that’s another story for another time… ;-)[/quote]
    Details or GTFO!

  6. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    no. but i’ve been pulled over in my living room for not wearing one and ended up being charged for sitting under the influence. :wtf:

  7. junkman Avatar
    junkman

    omg dave….they referenced the wolf shirt in your link and it had magic powers!

  8. Nicolette Avatar

    Never been that drunk ever.

    Well, maybe once, in New Orleans….. before the hurricane…… at New Years……. in Pat O’Briens…….. standing on a table……in really short skirts…… having slamming contests w/my G/F. But that’s the ONLY time!!! 🙂

  9. Spud Avatar
    Spud

    Have you ever tried to fasten your seatbelt and realized you were in an ordinary chair?

    Um, actually no, although I could point out that you have obviously been flying too much lately. Time to step away from the plane.

  10. Patrick Avatar
    Patrick

    Umm no, but I once mistook the kitchen trashcan for the toilet and whizzed, but jeez, there was tequila involved and you know how that stuff is.

  11. chainstay Avatar
    chainstay

    No, but I did have a 61 VW van that had a kitchen chair for the driver seat.
    no belts.

  12. Jessica Avatar
    Jessica

    Um no but I have tried to get out of my car while sitting at a stop light. Then realized I was driving!

  13. jdn Avatar
    jdn

    i have a hard enough time fastening it in my van even with this last ticket, we need more crime because cops around here have to much time with nothing else to do but harass old men

  14. Sammy Avatar
    Sammy

    Yeah! When me was born… I think?!

  15. Stevie C Avatar

    No, but I have quite frequently reached for my keys when approaching the car – even though I’m not the one driving.

  16. Meagan Avatar

    [quote comment=”632786″]No…But there was one time when restraints and a blindfold were involved…but that’s another story for another time… ;-)[/quote]

    BWD, don’t you remember? What happens in the dungeon, STAYS in the dungeon! 👿

  17. Flash Gordon Avatar
    Flash Gordon

    My Studebaker Commander doesn’t have seat belts, does it AnnieB? :kiss: 😉 :wtf:

  18. Lung the Younger Avatar

    I’ve heard that that comment is quite frequently heard on death row.

  19. AnnieB Avatar

    Old Sparky crossed my mind when I first read Dave’s question Lung… we must be on the same wavelength. Scary, huh? 😛

    No Flash, no restraints of any kind in your Studebaker… :kiss: 😛

  20. JulesOdeNile Avatar
    JulesOdeNile

    no, but once i had to go real bad, got in this upscale hotel bathroom (the ones located near the lobby for public use) took off my shirt, glasses, shoes…. then realized i was not going in for my regular at home Shit-n-Shine !!!!!!!! 🙂

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