Overheard

Girl 1: “I said ‘Ew!’ Like ‘Oh!’ with an accent.”
Girl 2: “Oh.”
Girl 1: “Yeah, but ‘ew’.”
[slight pause as they look at boy on street]
Girl 1: “So I lost my panties at Jane’s but I bought some new ones. So it’s OK.”
Girl 2: “You did?”
Girl 1: “OK, so super cute. Yellow with blue. Like string bikinis. But…”
Girl 1: “Oh fuck, I left those at Jane’s too.”
Girl 2: “Aw.”
Girl 1: “Yeah.”
Both: “Ew!”

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  • cro

    :thong:
    lol
    :puke:

  • Lung the Younger

    I once got stuck in an elevator with Doris Lessing and Dorothy Parker. Overheard β€œexactly” the same conversation, Dude.
    Is that like totally spooky or what?

  • AnnieB

    Or as Dorothy would have said… “You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.” πŸ˜›

  • fruf

    yellow and blue? sarah’s wearing them

  • Davezilla

    [quote comment=”632439″]I once got stuck in an elevator with Doris Lessing and Dorothy Parker. Overheard β€œexactly” the same conversation, Dude.
    Is that like totally spooky or what?[/quote]
    How did they see a boy on the street from inside the elevator? πŸ˜›

  • AnnieB

    [quote comment=”632452″][quote comment=”632439″]I once got stuck in an elevator with Doris Lessing and Dorothy Parker. Overheard β€œexactly” the same conversation, Dude.
    Is that like totally spooky or what?[/quote]
    How did they see a boy on the street from inside the elevator? :P[/quote]

    Uh oh, now you’re the nitpicker… πŸ˜›

  • junkman

    i am pretending to be dead at my desk right now but no one seems to notice. :dead:

  • Bigwavdave

    14-year-olds…right? :wtf:

  • DaPopster

    This is your future. This is your future on …….. Oh hell, might as well play dead and hope for the best. πŸ™„

  • Don

    All she left was the panties at Jane’s place, sounds like a they had a snack at the Y to me. My niece found panties and bra’s under the back seat of my van and said ewwwwwwwwwwww. one day.
    As for the ATM was it a drive through? And the link of people playing dead, they left out our last president.

  • junkman

    i’m pretending to be dead on the floor of the office now but no one cares again. :dead:

  • Lung the Younger

    [quote comment=”632452″][quote comment=”632439″]I once got stuck in an elevator with Doris Lessing and Dorothy Parker. Overheard β€œexactly” the same conversation, Dude.
    Is that like totally spooky or what?[/quote]
    How did they see a boy on the street from inside the elevator? :P[/quote]

    Well there certainly was a pause but I believe that they were both simultaneously reflecting upon the implications of philosophical duality as it appears in twentieth-century feminist literature….

    …and then they went back to talking about lost panties.

  • junkman

    my avatar has pretended to be dead twice on this site but no one cares. :dead:

  • Bigwavdave

    [quote comment=”632463″]my avatar has pretended to be dead twice on this site but no one cares. :dead:[/quote]
    I care!
    πŸ˜‰

  • junkman

    i went out to the parking lot and laid down with my head under my back tire and feigned death……but do you think anyone cared? well no they did not. :dead:

    p.s. thanks bwd (sniff)

  • junkman

    while i was laying down in the parking lot acting as if dead……a ups truck ran over my legs. i did not make a sound or shed a tear so as to not give myself away. but do you think anyone cared in the least? nuh uh. how then did i get back to the computer to write this? i used lung’s magic “seeing outside the elevator machine”. i’m going over to jane’s now to pose as a person who has croaked as a result of too much lost panty sniffing. :dead:

  • Davezilla

    [quote comment=”632463″]my avatar has pretended to be dead twice on this site but no one cares. :dead:[/quote]
    Alas, poor Avatar. We knew him well.

  • junkman

    seems like a quiet day for comments……are y’all pretending to be dead? no response expected as i happen to already know nobody cares. :dead:

  • Meagan

    I’m not dead yet! πŸ˜›

  • chainstay

    [quote comment=”632459″]All she left was the panties at Jane’s place, sounds like a they had a snack at the Y to me. My niece found panties and bra’s under the back seat of my van and said ewwwwwwwwwwww. one day.
    As for the ATM was it a drive through? And the link of people playing dead, they left out our last president.[/quote]
    Don, I think our last prez. was playing alive and human

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