Year: 2009

  • More people we can safely dislike #22

    Oh man. I have been subjected to appalling grammar this week. I want to put these folks under citizens arrest … for the murder of the English language! People who say “360°” when they meant “180°,” as in “His attitude went 360°.” That doesn’t mean he changed his attitude. That means it’s right back where…

  • Survey Results

    Thank you for taking the poll! 1,240 of you responded. Here is how you responded: 48% of you want stripper poles 43% of you want polls brought back 47% of you want to use your Facebook logins 34% of you want to use the Google logins that were in the sidebar 18% of you are…

  • Zilla Survey

    Strictly to serve you better. No salesman will call. [SURVEYS 1]

  • Eep!

    So my site seems to have been compromised by clever spammers. Not sure how they got in, but they managed to insert hidden code into thousands of posts that I now have to manually remove. Somehow it is affecting my sidebar and footer as well. The site isn’t showing any PHP errors, but the site…

  • New takes on old phrases

    Try using some of these in a business meeting, or with a customer this week. Shit or get off the Pope It’s not pocket science It is what it was A jack of all maids Like white on color Familiarity breeds mice Don’t rock the goat The show must grow lawns Caught with his pants…

  • “So I’m a douchebag. So? So?”

  • Tourism Rule No. 23: Blend In

    Call me picky, but this isn’t how one blends in when wandering about Detroit.

  • Welcome to Ohio

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  • Air Travel Probability

    At the exact moment you choose to use the airplane lavatory, the fasten seat belt light will come on The size of the persons on either side of you are directly proportional to the amount of claustrophobia you exhibit The more sleep deprived you are, the more the person next to you will talk (loudly)…

  • At the ballet recital

    From Nicolette who witnessed the horror firsthand at her daughter’s ballet recital

  • Get paid!

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  • Things I Learned from Movies: Vampires

    What have you learned about vampires?