Sex on a Hot Tin Roof
I used to have a cat named Sex. I didn't name it. My roommate Chris H. had the honors. He was inspired by a mutual friend, Kevin F. who had cats named Gravity and Reality. Chris' rationale was it would be hilarious to yell "SEEEEEEEEX! Here Sex! Come on, pussy," across the neighborhood. Consequently we found other amusing things about that name. "Don't be afraid of Sex, unless she bites or scratches." "Hey. Sex is waiting for you, outside that door. Right now." "You hurt Sex!" "Haven't you been paying any attention to Sex?" "Is Sex all you think about?"…
More People We Can Safely Dislike #23: Travel Edition
Oh my readers, I have not abandoned you. I am working myself to death slowly. I've been in 5 states in four days. Anyway, all this travel got me hating on folks again, so here's my travel edition of more people we can safely dislike. UPDATE: No idea how comments got turned off! They are back on. The guy on the plane who keeps kicking the back of your seat The woman who comes back from the airplane lavatory with a fresh gallon of perfume on The psycho next to you who is afraid of flying and keeps grabbing your…
Nothing to see here folks
In the interest of job preservation, I have never blogged about work. I'm going to tonight, but I am not pulling a Dooce. This is just something odd that happened today. My fiancée and I both work at the same agency, but on different floors. I went up after work to see what time she was leaving since it was well after 5:00. The janitor was curled up in a chair, moaning slowly like, "Ohhhhhhhhh, Ughhhhhhhhh…" as if in extreme pain. I walked over and tapped her on the shoulder. Me: "Miss, are you, OK?" Janitor: "Dammit! Can't you see…
Google has some interesting autofill suggestions
Ever noticed how Google will start to autofill suggestions as you type? This can lead to some pretty weird suggestions (which means all of us are typing in some really weird things numerous times). This is what I got by typing in "what are these s" and waiting for it to suggest something. Some other fun ones to try: what are these p; 4th result is, "What are these purple boxes in trees?" what are these t; 6th result is, "What are these things on my face?" why did you a; 3rd result is, "Why did you apply methylene blue…
More Unfortunate URLs
Haven't done these in a few years! The following URLs are all unintentionally funny and all real companies. 1hourscrap.com achildshaven.com amigonefuneralhome.com apetit.com blindsexpress.com cumbooks.co.za [A Christian bookstore offering "Cum Blessings"] pro-lapse.com doggiestyles.co.uk ferrethandjobs.com [My personal favorite] ilovebigals.com ladrape.co.uk masterbaitonline.com michaelspornanimation.com oddsexchange.com oldmanshaven.com penisland.net [A Zilla Girl Destination] semensemble.org therapistschoice.com www.anker.com
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