Year: 2008

  • Whatever blows your skirt up

    Image via Lung the Younger

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  • What ad writers say in bed

    Taste the rainbow! Just do it! Zoom Zoom! Think different. Finger-lickin’ good! Are you a Cadbury’s Fruit & Nut case? Clap on, clap off Wii would like to play Now you’re playing with power! Rip, slip, brush..Ahhh! Reach out and touch someone. We try harder. The quick picker upper. A little dab’ll do ya. Have…

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  • More people we dislike #18

    Comcast Tech Support, for having service interruptions all fucking week Lane drifters, Sunday or not Guys who change their clothes at Armani Exchange outside the dressing room Anyone who greets me with, “Hey, guy!” Anyone who greets me with, “Hey, boss!” Anyone who greets me with, “Hey, chief!” Anyone who greets me with, “Hey, captain!”…

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  • Not dead.

    Yes, I am writing a post. Up today. I promise.

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  • Dick Pharmacy

    Image via Kirk Stump, “These signs are from a recently closed pharmacy in Des Moines, IA. Just thought you would find them amusing.”

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  • Dear Jessica,

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  • Captiontime #224

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  • Barbarian Repellant

    Image via Jason Macemore. I know I can’t go a week without worrying if the barbarians will be storming the gates of my fair city. This shit outta do keep those bitches at bay.

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  • Wash your Hans

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  • Destroyer of Souls 6500 ZX

    You know how agencies name lame products after tough animals? Like you might see a golf cart called, “The Grizzly”, a garden rake called the “Garden Shark”, or a leaf blower called the Undead Man-Eating, Aztec Destroyer of Souls 6500 ZX? OK, so maybe “Garden Shark” was a bit of a stretch. I generally get…

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  • Spank my monkey

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  • Strange days, indeed

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    Yesterday, Royal Oak seemed to fall apart. A woman in our city who used to be a news anchor killed her husband. There was a three hour power outtage. A pipe bomb was discovered on the edge of town and subsequently dismantled. A woman walked into Pitaya Jeans, wet herself and ran out. A homeless…

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