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The Fifth Circle of Hell

By Davezilla 06 February, 2008Observations60 Comments

CANTO XIII: In most of the United States, when itâ€™s time to renew your driverâ€™s license, or get new tabs for your plates, you might go to the DMV (Dept. of Motor Vehicles). Not so in Michigan. We go to the Secretary of Stateâ€”known to Dante Alighieri as the Fifth Circle of Hell. It is here that Phlegyas ushers wayward travelers to their rightful place: waiting in line for eternity among the wrathful. A soup kitchen queue for the Damned, if you will. Should you be fortunate enough to have your number called out in under a decade, one of…

Overheard: People are fuh-reaks edition

By Davezilla 05 February, 2008Observations25 Comments

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Don’t be a wimp!

By Davezilla 04 February, 2008Uncategorized39 Comments

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Caption Time #219

By Davezilla 31 January, 2008Caption Time50 Comments

ZOMG

By Davezilla 30 January, 2008Observations41 Comments

Audio is NSFW. Fuh-reeeeak! Link via Jason Macemore

My bathtub is a cat toybox

By Davezilla 29 January, 2008wtf26 Comments

MacGyver Hair

By Davezilla 28 January, 2008Uncategorized17 Comments

Movie Reviews in Haiku

By Davezilla 25 January, 2008Bad Ideas23 Comments

Reviews in Haiku 300 Best. Movie. Evar. Goddamned kids keep yelling out, "Dude! This… is… SPARTAAAAAA!" Beowulf Did they really have Hot chicks like Angelina In ancient Denmark? Spiderman 3 Wow, three criminals Thatâ€™s three times the excitement And one third the plot. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Captain Jack is gone Thankfully Keira has not Gotten breast implants. Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny Jack and Kyle rock out But Ben Stiller's cameo Just sucks donkey balls.

Caption Time #218

By Davezilla 24 January, 2008Caption Time41 Comments

Never get a tat from a four year-old

By Davezilla 23 January, 2008Uncategorized32 Comments

Don’t be jealous

By Davezilla 20 January, 2008Observations54 Comments

One freak has continually eluded my camera. Three times now. I will persevere. Anyway, here is the breakdown of her attire, and I use that term loosely; she looks rather loose. Bedraggled and pallid, fake, leopard-fur jacket. The type of fabric one would see on the loincloth of a "native" in a B-movie. Shop-worn, straight-leg jeans, so tight you could have hidden a copy of The Economist in her lumpish cameltoe. I must qualify something. Her porcine legs were extremely dense, so the "straight leg" was not so much straight, as it was a polynomial approximation of a Jordan arc.…

Caption Time #217

By Davezilla 19 January, 2008Caption Time51 Comments