CANTO XIII: In most of the United States, when it’s time to renew your driver’s license, or get new tabs for your plates, you might go to the DMV (Dept.…
GIRL 1: "Um, I got him a tie, a video game and his-and-hers buttplugs." GIRL 2: 'OMG! I bought Mike the same things!" [From Natalie, overheard on the subway:] MAN:…
Reviews in Haiku 300 Best. Movie. Evar. Goddamned kids keep yelling out, "Dude! This… is… SPARTAAAAAA!" Beowulf Did they really have Hot chicks like Angelina In ancient Denmark? Spiderman 3…
One freak has continually eluded my camera. Three times now. I will persevere. Anyway, here is the breakdown of her attire, and I use that term loosely; she looks rather…
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