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in case you were wondering what companies are authorized to install a spanish air conditioner in your cunt! 😈
She obviously has a problem with “moist”
Not to mention the giant sting-ray with tentacles that’s attacking her neck. :wtf:
Ha, great pic lung… those wacky spaniards…
What does “bound to it by natural means” actually mean?
Happy Steak & BJ day to all! :wang:
http://www.steakandbjday.com/
Spanish version of a French bidet? :wtf:
Smells like fish but tastes like chicken.
If she shaved that muff, she could probably save a lot on electricity.
Why is she grabbing her melons?
It’s portuguese -.-‘
:wtf: This is the influence of Telemundo on advertising. 😈
Bad use of clip art. Mistook the stripper clip art for the satisfied customer clip art. 😐
😳 The woman is paying for said installation with a nice lap dance. 😀
Jesus you ignorants, it’s not spanish, it’s PORTUGUESE!
Grab a map.
Well mine certainly needs cooling off when my baby has done an exceptionally thorough job of banging the daylights outta me… :wang: 😛
for that not-so-fresh feeling… :wtf:
How a ‘working girl’ freshens up in between customers… :puke:
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Your man’s rod is probably glowing like hot steel just before dipping it in water to cool it off… 😀
Oooops, my bad, sorry. Portuguese version of a French bidet. :wtf:
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Why don’t you grab a big old cup of STFU you rude bastard?
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Just looking at that picture, I’m not sure how a map would help. How bout grab the door. And slam it. From the other side. As we say in beautiful downtown Portugal, Hasta La Bye Bye!
You know Dave, if you’da posted that Vid o’ The Day a week ago, I wouldn’t have had to wade through that long Link o’ The Day on 3/10. :puke: :limp:
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Thank you.
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A correction is fine but I’m not here to get geography nor language lessons from you!
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She became one with the poo. :puke:
That’s one way to save on toilet paper.
Maybe thats what the kansas girl needed. It sure looks like the girl in the ad is having a blast!
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HELL YEAH!! It’s about damn time! Who’s up for the first BJ??? :wang:
What a great way to find out if she’s going commando or not. And guess what? I am. 😈
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How wude
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Don’t hold back Megan, let us know how you’re really dressed…
😈
That picture gives new meaning to the saying ‘up yer kilt’
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EVERY day should be Steak & BJ Day… But rest assured, the lady gets a happy landing, too!
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And yet another petal of the flower that is Meagan falls open…
About the video…
Whats the over/under on male vs. female? Anyone? Beuller? :wtf:
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I’ve only had two so far today, so I’m up for another. :wang:
‘Blow one up your keaster!’
I’m not one for the flowers and candy type shit on Valentine’s day, can’t I have a steak and BJ too? Please? 🙁 😕 😛 :thong:
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:wtf: dammit, can’t we all just get along???? 😈 don’t worry, I’ll gladly give you that bj, but onky if we can charge the guys extra.
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they are next
I think this is a new devise used by Homeland security, or was ot the Orkin Man
The cops around here use something like that to check for crack.
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Well, if they do it this way, they’re gonna find ‘crack’ every time!
My neighbor lady has one of these hair conditioners, but I find it annoying. When ever she does it, it sounds like someone blowing across the top of a soda bottle. :wang:
About that video: oh yeah that’s a man, and he doesn’t even know the words to the song! All he knows is “No No No”………
……..and oddly enough, those were the only words I was able to say after watching it, too.
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That’s Portuguese! Try google…bhaaa
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Another Portuguese hooker gets disinfected by the health dept.
Do you think the arrows a really necessary? Your attention is drawn there anyway.
I never knew a woman who could take 3 arrows at a time. Damn.
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How do you say “large, cold quiver” in Spanish?
Or is that Portuguese, I can’t remember.
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Would you rather hear that I’m wearing my pj’s or nothing but a smile? 😈
Ummmmmmmm lemme see, I think I’ll take option B! 😆
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word!!!
The way my sweetie gave it to me, February 21st was “Steak, blow job, and shut the fuck up day”, which meant I didn’t have to listen to inane blathering chatter afterwards. BTW, one was hot and well done, the steak was medium well! :wang: 🙂
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She had the date wrong!
RE-DO!!!
Tip ‘O the Hat to Astryd & Megan…New body parts exposed!
😳 😛
If the 😛 smiley faced the other way I could lick my own ass!
Not spanish!
Portuguese!
Western part of europe….
Check a map…. 2 diferent countries….